Kamla Wants to Lose Weight? :P (Edited)

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Suggestions???


Kamla: Beta Pakhi...😭

Pakhi: Kya Hua Maa??

Kamla: Tumhare Papa toh ab meri aor dekhte hi nai...

Pakhi: Unhe Dekhni Ki Jarurat kya hai??? Aap toh aivehi dikh jaati ho?

Kamla: 😡😡 Chup Kar... Maa Ka Mazak udte sharm nai aati?

Pakhi: 🤓 Nai Nai.. Maa... Mera Matlab tha... Aap toh unke dil mein ho...

Kamla: Bass... joothe log... Ab Mujhe Weight Loss Karna Hai... Taaki.. unki mere par se nazar naa hate... aur neetu madam out ho jaaye...

Pakhi: 🤡 Aap Aur weight loss...??? Bechare Kiraane wale ka kya hoga?? Kaun Kharide ga uske wahan se Samosa aur Paani Puri?

Kamla: Usse thodi na mein chod rahi hoon?
Woh toh bass... khana kum karungi... Din mein 5 Samosa Khati thi... toh ab 3 Khaungi!
aur... 10 plate Pani Puri ke badle 9 plate khaunfi... puri 6 puris kum..!!⭐️


Pakhi: Aise Weight Loss hota hai??? Uska buisiness mein kamana kum hoga par aapka figure nai return hoga..!!!

Kamla: Pakhi Pakhi... Toh ab mein Kya karu...

Pakhi: Umm... Walk karne Jaye??

Kamla: Woh toh mein waise bhi karti hoon na beta.. tere ghar se apne ghar tak?

Pakhi: woh sirf 3 minute hai maa...

Kamla: Haan toh?? Walk Walk hota hai???

Pakhi: Acha... how about Cycling?

Kamla: Sari phat jayegi meri..

Pakhi: Dad nayi laakar denge...

Kamla: Woh nai denge...😭 Jab tak weight loss nai hoga.. kahegnge.. extra kapda lagta hai... toh extra paisa hoga...

mere per kyun kharchenge?

Pakhi: Idea??? Surya Namaskar???

Kamla: Woh toh mein roj uthkar... Surya Deva ko impress karne Pani aur Jal Chadati hoon...

Pakhi: ... Waise nai... Woh exercise rehti hai...

Kamla: Doctor ne Jhuk ne se mana kiya hai...

Pakhi: Maa... 😳 [Sunny's Suggestion] My friend Sunny has suggested... Doing umm.. Se... I mean.. uniting... No... I mean... umm... Sexercise with Dad will help you reduce the weight...

Kamla: (Blushed at her Suggestion...) I don't mind... .. But beta... {😒 making sad face] Par beta.. problem is...
Aaj Kal na.. protection ki koi guarantee nai hai...
I was soo slim and trim jab meri shaadi, uss Tumhare Sautele Dad se hui.. par dekho... bacche paida karne ke baad mera kya haal hua hai...
Na re Na... I cannot take this risk... Beta.. Weight Loss karna hai.. aur round nai hona... Kids de dekar...

Pakhi: Hmmm... toh phir..

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Posted: 10 years ago
#2
When I saw the topic I was 😆
Till I reached the end I was 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sorry no idea 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Rofl.. pehli baar bechari Pakhi... Sejal what happened to Jodi.. of Pakhi and Kamla... phir se maa beti??
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Sirf socho...

Khana... khao Khana... and mast life..!!


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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: shahsb_26

Suggestions???


Kamla: Beta Pakhi...😭

Pakhi: Kya Hua Maa??

Kamla: Tumhare Papa toh ab meri aor dekhte hi nai...

Pakhi: Unhe Dekhni Ki Jarurat kya hai??? Aap toh aivehi dikh jaati ho?

Kamla: 😡😡 Chup Kar... Maa Ka Mazak udte sharm nai aati?

Pakhi: 🤓 Nai Nai.. Maa... Mera Matlab tha... Aap toh unke dil mein ho...

Kamla: Bass... joothe log... Ab Mujhe Weight Loss Karna Hai... Taaki.. unki mere par se nazar naa hate... aur neetu madam out ho jaaye...

Pakhi: 🤡 Aap Aur weight loss...??? Bechare Kiraane wale ka kya hoga?? Kaun Kharide ga uske wahan se Samosa aur Paani Puri?

Kamla: Usse thodi na mein chod rahi hoon?
Woh toh bass... khana kum karungi... Din mein 5 Samosa Khati thi... toh ab 3 Khaungi!
aur... 10 plate Pani Puri ke badle 9 plate khaunfi... puri 6 puris kum..!!⭐️


Pakhi: Aise Weight Loss hota hai??? Uska buisiness mein kamana kum hoga par aapka figure nai return hoga..!!!

Kamla: Pakhi Pakhi... Toh ab mein Kya karu...

Pakhi: Umm... Walk karne Jaye??

Kamla: Woh toh mein waise bhi karti hoon na beta.. tere ghar se apne ghar tak?

Pakhi: woh sirf 3 minute hai maa...

Kamla: Haan toh?? Walk Walk hota hai???

Pakhi: Acha... how about Cycling?

Kamla: Sari phat jayegi meri..

Pakhi: Dad nayi laakar denge...

Kamla: Woh nai denge...😭 Jab tak weight loss nai hoga.. kahegnge.. extra kapda lagta hai... toh extra paisa hoga...

mere per kyun kharchenge?

Pakhi: Idea??? Surya Namaskar???

Kamla: Woh toh mein roj uthkar... Surya Deva ko impress karne Pani aur Jal Chadati hoon...

Pakhi: ... Waise nai... Woh exercise rehti hai...

Kamla: Doctor ne Jhuk ne se mana kiya hai...

Pakhi:

[PLEASE SUGGEST]






Sexercise Sahil ka walnut ready aur vithal ka peanut hai steady 😆
Edited by sunyy - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: sunyy




Sexercise Sahil ka walnut ready aur vithal ka peanut hai steady 😆

😆 sunny bhag sej will kill you
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣 when I read the heading
When I read full topic I 🤣 🤣 🤣 was like this and my friend said tu oagal hogyi h ?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Yeh na khbhi nhi
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Hopayega 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: ragnaareangel

😆 sunny bhag sej will kill you





I won't Kill anyone..!!!😆😆😆😆 I would love to get used to having 18+ content for all my poses...!!!!

Hahahaaha

Will Kamla agree or will she have excuse...
message passed onto Pakhi for Sexercise..!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: shahsb_26





I won't Kill anyone..!!!😆 I would love to get used to having 18+ content for all my poses...!!!!

Hahahaaha

Will Kamla agree or will she have excuse...
message passed onto Pakhi for Sexercise..!!



Of course Kamla will agree she has takla walnut in one hand and peanut pallu in the other only problem is which one should go first 😉 😆

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