Connections of Disastrous DISASTERS

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Vtui

@Vtui

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

Warning ::: I dont know, what I am writing, read at ur own risk of time

Hi guys , u must b wondering what is the connection between WIN Vista and JA

to clear ur doubts, there is none , but whenever I luk win7, always remind me of much awaited Win-Vista, so whenever I turn my laptop on, I use to think that once upon a time , there were long Qs for the whole night in front of e-selling stores, to grab the first ever copy of Vista, so much was publicity , and then bang bang thud thud... , so when I thought to write something on JA serial, it luked similar journey to me

Both were dream
projects, one Ekta's ,other Bill-Gate's,
both were so much publicised hence were eagerly awaited , both were Massive,
both promised abundance software without hicuups
both promised high quality graphics😉
people have gone crazy at launch of both😃
Both broke heart of
millions and millionaires👎🏼
So both are so
compatible, complimentary or
supplimentry, what-so-ever

So guys in my story one
intellectual designed an e-VIEWER i,e ROBOT to watch JA Operating Sys was WIN -Vista , what a remarkable
disaster site was that to be seen, one of type with combination of both of
these.

Robot switched on, it started with a bang, blank screen, no boot sequence , switched off, restarted, some symptoms of activity emerged on screen as follow

Message::: Disc reading

Error 001 JA file loaded - Warning wrong attributes

Error: 002 No Error found
- Check again in 10 seconds

Error:003 Inadequate disk space - Free at least 4999
Begums

Error:004 Wrong file extension. Try Open in Saas Bahu aur
Sajish

Error: 005 Dynamic
linking error - the error is now at every step

Error: 006 Erroneous
error - Nothing luk wrong (wonder how is it possible)

Error: 007 (5000 bugs
found) Multitasking attempted - System confused-debug the file

Error:008 (warning: Trozen
named Mahamanga found) -This Can harm the system, run scanner to find faults

Error: 009 System temperature high, Bath tub dream sequence
too hot.Heat sink and fan needs
immediate replacement. Better, if processor fan can be replaced with A/C. Risk:
Can damage weak-hearts

Benazir Track

Error: 022 Benazir-File Type Mismatch - Try open with software
Sapera Report sent Ekta kapoor

Error: 022A Benazir seems corrupted, over-written /having
a hidden bug/ imported stuff Shud not be kept in
same folder with Jalal

Error: 01C Uncertainty
error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

Error: 011 Character Linking Errors.--- Path not found -

Error: 012 Common System
Serial error - Inadequate timings, sequence, hardware and software

Enter Error:01E : Spamware ruku encountered , hacked SR morning - Press
F13 for more help

Timing Error: 02E - Please wait. And wait. And wait.
And wait. Back, Back, Back

Jalal Atifa Jodha
Khyber Phase{{

Error: OOO: Love Soulmates found chatting with objectionable closeness on different
networks. Jalal on FB (Atifa) Jodha on Twitter (Khyber)

Error: 00A Invalid
property assignment. Promotional love overflow - Jalal in BT with Atifa, Size
and extension differ , Mis-matched files Jalal & Atifa attempted to merge in BT 2gether , Proceed
anyway?"can result in major system error"

Error:00D: the much
heard jumbo sized virus attempting hack the system

Error: 00E Unexplained
error -Non-supported files Jodha , Khyber exported 2gether to Jungle -Please
tell us how this happened.

Bug_Error: 00B Virus Alert
- A new virus named Salim has been activated in a small dose. The virus,
however, requires viewer-ship. All JA screen spaces will be closed
automatically and the virus will be reactivated... debug start by default

Salim-anar_Error: 00D
Windows getting closed - Do not look outside

CVs report Error: 019 -
Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!Phone -Ekta

Future_Error: 01X Reserved for future mistakes by JA &Vista
team

Error: 21B Illegal
error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty
for this

Sequence Laboni

Error: 666 Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More!
More! More! Some remote service in action"Major threat to already destroyed
serial

Error666--A"Chrome
stopped responding, Aliens network taking control, Check ur WiFi
settings

Error: 666--B Laboni Dracula
VIRUS" Keyboard Mouse locked -screen gone blue"Unnatural spyware hacking. Try
anything U can think of.

Error: 01D Programme
crash - programme is unable to figure
out its own standards and codes because of much changing behaviour of scripts, which is
unnatural

Message :: System file logical.sys
is missing, system will reboot in safe mode

Error: 100BC Near
death experience- Safe Mode does not exist

Error: 100A Operating
system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

Errors_Error: 103 Error
buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
Next error will not be displayed or recorded.

Error overflow_Error: 10/10
Error recording error codes - Remaining
errors will be lost.

Final_Error: 420
Unrecoverable error - System destroyed, all passwords, all views will be lost

Finally

Robot crashed , dead with
blue screen,I thought like screaming HALE JA HALE WIN VISTA😆

So many thanx guys to
bear me & Jate jate -Jalal ki Jodha-bagti Jodha k English Jubani

Shehanshah Chodiye Sare but & if, EK aap
hi ho hamare Animated GIF😆😉

&&

Shahenshah kya lagayi hai, if & but