
Roses are Red
Cherries have no clue
Save Manik now
Because his balls are blue!
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOHEEM' MISSION MOVEMENT WHATEVER.
THIS IS A GRAVE GRAVE MATTER OF UTTER DISTRESS FOR THE NATION.
FOR HUMANITY.
FOR MANIK.
AND ME.
AND ME.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
Now since that's clear.
PLEASE BE VERY SERIOUS.
IT'S OF SEVERE IMPORTANCE.
THIS IS LIKE INTERNAL CIVIL WAR PART 2
Our very own beloved blue balls are batting for their survival!
It is our responsibility to become a part of this movement and save them!
They're at the verge of their extinction. And if they die I WILL TURN INTO MICHAEL MYERS AND FINISH YOU ALL TOO.
No, no I was kidding.
Not that I wouldn't feel like but I can't so you know.
Anyway, LET'S COME TO THE POINT.
WE ALL HAVE TO SAVE MANIK NOW.
NOW.
Let's join hands in this movement we call
#saveblueballs
And sign the petition below that you want Manik's blue balls to be saved IMMEDIATELY!
Let's do the humanity real good and be true to ourselves and the people we love.
This is a great cause. I really appreciate you all being a part.
The person who works the hardest will be rewarded with:
NO BLUE BALLS! TADAA.
And it's a free good like that so the useless will also be rewarded.
But don't worry, we'll call them useless.
So.
LET'S WORK TOGETHER
#saveblueballs
We don't have a toll free number but you may not fret.
Someone will come up with one for us haina? HAINA?
OKAY TIME FOR WORK NOW!
NOW!!
For more details DO NOT CONTACT ME. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!
Mission #saveblueballs is on.
P.S. We don't have a petition form either ;( somebody be kind enough to get us one.
P.P.S NO PUNS INTENDED.
P.P.P.S SAVE BLUE BALLS NOW!
SIGN THE PETITION NOW!
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/save-the-blue-balls-sign-the-petition-now