EMA And Bigg Boss Day 3

Everyone wake up. Kalpi starts dancing sensously on the bed while Raghav watches on. Prem jumps beside Kalpi and starts to dance. He holds her and they both dance making Raghav jealous. He too goes beside her and starts holding her and dancing. Prem holds one of her hands and Raghav the other. Pakhi notices this and tells,"Stop it guys.. Iss ghar me aur bhi ladkiyaan hai..." Raghav asked,"Kaha kaha ??? Mereko tho yahaan ek bu8lldozer, ek makeup ki dukaan, ek raaste ki makhi aur.." He looks at Pakhi and continues,"Aure ek suvvar ki judwa behen.." Pakhi goes away. The trio see see Kamla, Sahil and Pakhya talking with each other in secret.

A voice sounds.. Saare gharwaale krupya living area pe aa jaaiye..

All the people assemble in the living room pushing each other for place. Atlast Raghav and Prem sit on the floor. Meesha Uncle comes and sits at the corner end pushes his bum into the plush sofa. In this process, all except Kamla fall down. Kalpi falls straight into Raghav's arms. He catches her. Kalpi looks up and both share an eye-lock. Raghav's eyes drop to her peeking cleavage and he starers at them. Meanwhile Kamla asked,"Sahil, tum theek ho na ?" Sahil tells,'Haan Kammu. Am fine." Kamla says,"Aa jaa Sahil. Mere godh pe baith jaa ya phir mei tumhaare godh pe baithu ??" Kalpi says,"Ey Kaamwali. Paagal ho gayi tu kya ?? Vo mar jaayega agar tu uspar baithegi tho..' Kamla asks,"Ey Nautanki Saali.. Tumhara kehne ka matlab kya hai ?" Kalpi says,"Dekh Kaamwali.. Agar ek hathi ek manushya ke upar baithegi tho uss manushya ka kya hoga ??" Kamla says horrified,"Vo manushya mar jaayega aur haatho ko TT injection lagaana padta hai.." Neetu says,"Aye Moti !!! Animals ko TT injection nahi lagaate hai.." Kamla says,"Haathi animal hai ?? Meine socha kii beautiful young women ko haathi bolte hai.." Kalpi asked,"Kis bandar ne bola tumko ye ?" Kamla tells,"Ek aadmi ne bola.. Usne mujhe haathi bola.. " Kalpi hits her head with her hand hard and says to herself,"Iss kaamwali ka kuch nahi ho sakta."

Pakhi asks,"Hippopotamas aur haathi ?? Ye kis type ka mating species hai ??"

Kamla squeals happily : Hayee.. Now bhe can speak Eenglis. I missed my English Bhery much..

Kalpi : Oh God !! Save everyone's ears..

Kamla : Bhat do u mean ?

Kalpi : Kuch nahi.. Chal Kaamwali.. Breakfast ki tayaari karte hai... Mujhe coma me nahi jaana hai.

Kamla : Ok. Bhe bhil make bireakphast..

Kalpi's head starts to spin lightly at Kamla's english while Sahil looks at Kamla in awe of her English..

All are doing their work. Kalpi is cleaning the floor wit the MOP. She is dancing and cleaning, plsying with the mop. Pakhi is cleaning the walls and glass doors occasionally seeing her face in the mirror. She sees RK behind her. She smiles at him. RK smiles and goes to sweep the garden. Pakhi thinks,"I think its time to shed down my Rajneeti avatar and get into the Romantic avatar.." She starts dreaming of herself and RK together

A song plays in the background..

Shining in the shade in sun like a pearl upon the ocean

Come on feel me

Hoo heal me

RK is there waving his hands dressed up in a flowery open shirt and white shorts.

Thinking about the love we make and all life sharing

Come and feel me

Hoo heal me

Pakhi comes running towards RK dressed in a flowery one-piece until her knees.

Tera hone laga hoon

Khone laga hoon

Jab se mila hoon.

At Tera, Pakhi jumps into RK's welcoming arms and he twirls her around in love and she laughs happily.. As the song goes on, Pakhi hears a voice calling,"Eye Rajneeti !!!! Chal aa yahaan aure haath bataa." Pakhi gets out of the daydream and notices Manda calling out to her.. She thinks,"Iss dirty housefly koi bhi abhi bulaana pada.. Chal koi nahi. Iss sapne ko sach karke dikhaati hoon mei, RK.."

Meanwhile, Raghav, Prem and RK were cleaning the garden. Raghav was strutting and touching the garden with the broom while Prem was playing Golf with his broom.. RK was playing hockey. Sahil was busy with the washroom. He cleaned and washed the toilet and the bathroom. Kamla was astounded on seeing this. She never thought anyone could go this mad for her. She knew people were waiting in a beeline to get a glimpse of her 😛 Sahil noticed Kamla staring at him and asked,"What happened Kamla ??" Kamla said,"No one has ebher lobed me this much. Thankoo haan Sahil." Sahil said,'Kamla, mein tumhaare liye kuch bhi karunga."

Dinner was over and all the contestants were feeling bored. Pakhya got an idea and asked,"Hey.. Let's play something." Neetu asked,"What ? What game shall we play ??" Pakhya,"Musical chairs ?" Kamla asked,'Bhat is Musical Chairs ?" Pakhya said,"Its a game where chairs will be placed. Music will be going on and all of us will be going around the chairs. Once the music stops, we must sit on one of the chairs. The person who is left without the chair is out and has to do a dare." All agreed to the game. Neetu brought her I-pod and played the song seeing as to she didn't want to take part in the game. The music started and all our EMA heroes 😛 walk around the chair. Neetu stops the music and all sit ib one of the chairs. Neetu saw that Manda was almost falling out so she said,"Manda out.." Manda shouted,"Abe Makeup ki dukaan.. Mei out nahi hoon.. Iss Un cle ne mere chair ka jagah bhi le liya." Indeed. Meesha Uncle was sitting on Manda's chair literally pushing Manda out. Neetu said,"Meesha Uncle.. U are out." He protested,"But I sat." Neetu said,"Ya. But u sat after Manda sat. So u are out.. Now come and do something." Meesha Uncle came out and Neetu asked,"Truth or Dare ??" Meesha Uncle said,"Truth.." Neetu asked,"Who is ur bollywood crush ??" Meesha Uncle blushed and said,"Katrina Kaif. I used to dream about her everyday. We both dating each other, getting married and having babies." Neetu looked at him beweildered. He went away to the bedroom. Manda sighed,"Thank God Ranbir Bigg Boss me nahi hai.. Bechaara ko heat-attack aa jaayega.." The game again started and this time, Pakhi got out. Neetu asked,"Truth or Dare ??" Pakhi said,"Dare.." Neetu said,"I dare u to kiss any one of the guys here."

Prem and Raghav closed their mouths tightly. They definitely did not want to be kissed by Suvvar Ki Judva Behen. Pakhi went ahead and kissed RK on the cheek. RK stared at he and Neetu and Manda looked on in jealousy. Pakhi squealed and ran to the bedroom.. Kalpi snorted,"Suvvar ki judwa behen.." Next person to be out was Prem. He chose truth.. Neetu asked,"What is ur real profession ?" Prem went pink in the face and said,"My real profession is that of a DJ.. I work as a DJ.. My twin brother Neeraj is an actor, not me.." People stared open-mouthed at him. The game started again and Manda got out. Neetu asked,"Truth or Dare ??" Manda answered DARE in hopes that she will get to kiss RK. Neetu smirked knowing her plan and told her,"Touch me feet and say U ARE THE BEST.' Manda looked at her bewildered,"Kya ??? Oye Makeup ki bhootin.. No way !!!"Neetu said,"Eye Raaste Ki Makhi.. U chose DARE. Tere ko ye karni padegi." Manda reluctantly did it and went to the garden. The next person to get out was Kalpi. She chose dare. Neetu asked her to do a pole dance. Kalpi did a sensual dancer on Sheila Kii Jawaani.. Raghav felt himself getting tight around his pants. Next Raghav became out. He chose truth and Neetu asked him as to how he feels around Kalpi. His answer was,"Sexually aroused and sex-deprived."

Pakhya was next. He chose truth. Neetu asked,"Are u interested in men or women ?" Pakhya answered,"Neither.. I am a transgender wanting to be a girl." Next Kamla became out. She chose DARE. Neetu asked,"I dare u to tell me ur true profession.' Kamla swallowed and said,"I am a Prostitute House For Kaamwali Bai's head prostitute." She ran away from there." Sahil sat thinking,"So that's y she willingly gave in. That's y her vagina was soft and so comfortable.' Sahil sneaked away not wanting to play anymore. His heart was broken. The woman he loves turned out to be a prostitute. His heart was broken into pieces..The winner was declared as RK.. And so our pyaare pyaare EMA members got their titles..

Meesha Uncle - Ranbir Ki Sautan

Pakhi - Suvvar Ki Judva Behen

Prem - The DJ

Kamla - The Head Prostitute

Kalpi - The Pole Dancer

Sahil - The heartboken Invisible

Raghav - The Sex Deprived

Pakhya - The Transgender

Neetu - The Naalaayak Host

Manda - The Dirty Housefly

RK - Hot Young Man

BB 1 died ... we should praise ourselves for surving ema in our lives and saving our tv screens...

Rofll... at Pakhi and her Day Dreams...

Truth ans Dare.. u made Pakya Transgender.. and Kamla... 😆

Soo.. that's how Raghav feels around Kalpi... and his stare on her clevege... lol..

I love Jealous raghav...

Deepu.. u r doing great job..

funny post like it 😃

Great idea deepu!!😃