Here are the Rejected Titles!!

Here are some funny titles i found on Mugglenet!! TEll us which ones you like!! Look out for my pathetic one in red at the end!!

Harry Potter and the Never Ending Story

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Scone

Harry Potter and the Quest for the Holy Grail


Harry Potter and the Widely Speculated Yet Not Touched Upon Future Book Titles

Harry Potter throws a rock at Voldemort when he's not looking...then runs

Harry Potter and the Vampire interviews


Harry Potter Meets Frodo

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz

Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber

Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban

Harry Potter and too many Goblets of Firewhisky

Harry Potter Ordering around the Phoenix

Harry Potter Finds Waldo

Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Return of the would-be-king-if-Harry-Potter-hadn't-
defeated-him-when-he-was-a-baby-in-the-first-place (a.k.a Voldemort)

Harry Potter and the Harry Potter Movies -Major Plot Points Excluded


Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Children and Wonders How He Got Off So Good

Harry Potter Enters the Ginny Weasley Fanclub

Harry Potter and the Highly Unnecessary Yet Mildly Amusing Rejected Title

Harry Potter Goes to White Castle


Harry Potter Solves the Age-Old Question: Is the Glass Half-Full or Half-Empty?

Harry Potter Improves AOL

Harry Potter: The True Hollywood Story

Harry Potter and the Stolen Plotline

Harry Potter and That Thing... You Know, The Thing

Harry Potter and the Unpoppable Zit

Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom


There's Something About Harry


Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia


Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery


Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony


Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins


Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love


Harry Potter and the Flobberworm from Hell


Harry Potter and the Mysterious, Smelly Bathroom Stall


Harry Potter and the Attack of the Rabid Snitch


Harry Potter and the Parking Meter


Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues


Harry Potter and the Mime that Wouldn't be Quiet


Harry Potter and the Absolutely Unnecessary, Stupid, Pathetic, Desperate,
Elephant, Redundant, Stretched Out Way-Too-Long Title


Harry Potter and the Pie Eating Contest


Harry Potter and the Bald Potter


Harry Potter and the Ketchup that Turned Green


Harry Potter and the Case of the Clean but Unfolded Laundry.


Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Mean, Sinister, Deranged, Killer Bunny Rabbit of Death!

Harry Potter and the Slimy, Oily, Greasy Haired Professor

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Telemarketer

Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape's Really Awesome Pink Boxers
that Happens to be Worn Every Day of His Life

Harry Potter and the Cursed Toilet Seat

Harry Potter and the Dead Battery

Harry Potter and the Rogue Thermometer

Harry Potter and the 30-Year-Old Calendar

Harry Potter and Lockhart's Untamed Chest Hair

Harry Potter Meets James Bond after James Bond Finds out he is a Wizard and Must Attend Hogwarts for His Own Good

Harry Potter and the Gurgling Loo of Death

Harry Potter and the Ring of Power

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets


Harry Potter stars in "Ginny and Colin's Harry Potter Fan Club!"


Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum

Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike

Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer

Harry Potter And The Gringott's Bank Job

Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film

Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise

Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of cTolkien

Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader

Harry Potter - It's SO Unfair!

Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Harry Potter And The Ratings War

Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9

Harry Potter And The Dragon's Breath

Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England

Harry Potter The Broom of Doom

Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt

Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater

Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce

Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident

Harry Potter And The Goblin' Teasmade

Harry Potter and the stenchy diaper of Kreacher- ( I dont know where that came from!! 😆)

Harry Potter and the Glowing Pillar of Poo's

Here are my Fav. titles:-

Harry Potter throws a rock at Voldemort when he's not looking...then runs

Harry Potter and the Vampire interviews

Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince

Harry Potter and That Thing... You Know, The Thing

Harry Potter and the Unpoppable Zi

Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom

Harry Potter and the Mysterious, Smelly Bathroom Stall

Harry Potter and the Ketchup that Turned Green

Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape's Really Awesome Pink Boxers
that Happens to be Worn Every Day of His Life

Harry Potter and the Cursed Toilet Seat

Harry Potter and the Dead Battery

Harry Potter and the Rogue Thermometer

Harry Potter and Lockhart's Untamed Chest Hair

Harry Potter and the Gurgling Loo of Death

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt