*abhi comes into the room and is looking to just chill and relax maybe watch some TV but not scary doll movies maybe some cartoons maybe some anime*
*he flops onto the bed and is about to reach for the remote but then he sees the ipad just lying there on the other pillow*
*he picks it up thinking he'll check pitchfork for the latest industry news, he likes to do that a few times a week and now's a good a time as any*
*he doesn't realize until he turns it on that it's not actually his, it's the new ipad that BB gave pragya for her bday*
*abhi didn't give pragya anything for her bday because they've only been married 4 months and he still doesn't really like her but he's kind of accepting that they will stay married for daadi's sake mostly he's trying not to think about it much*
*daadi made him give pragya a necklace but yeah he didn't get her anything personal*
*anyway he realizes it's not his when it turns on to show facebook and the newsfeed shows all these people he doesn't know*
*he realizes he is on chashmish's facebook!*
*because he is immature and does not have a good sense of boundaries, and because he likes mischief, and because he's bored, he decides to poke around her FB instead of, you know, respecting her privacy*
*he is SHOCKED AND APPALLED to see that her relationship status is "it's complicated" and his name isn't anywhere to be seen!! cheez it should DEFINITELY say "married to Abhishek Mehra since June" - that's what his says, or at least that's what his should say, or that is his says it but with her name, surely Aakaash has made sure some PR intern made the change for him...who manages his FB account anyway man it's been ages since he logged on...huh...*
*chashmish has 500 friends!! wow that's kind of a lot for a non celebrity...*
*whoa whoa whoa is that chashmish's PROFILE PIC? ummm when the hell did she meet barun sobti, why is she grinning like that, why does that tv lothario have his arm around her doesn't he know anything about maintaining proper distance as a celebrity, where are her glasses, how come he's never seen her wear a sleeveless shimmery kameeez like that in real life, WHAT IS THIS PICTURE IT IS FALSE ADVERTISING wait a minute advertising how did this become about advertising oh god*
*hey wait a minute who is this raghav chopra character who is showing up in her feed so much...likes a lot of her posts...hey there's a lot of pictures of her and this raghav and a kid...the kid is this raghav's little brother? ahh but they look like...like a cozy little family? wait what is happening what is this secret life chashmish has? oh these are datestamped 2012...it's the past...still who knew she was hanging out with this young single dad...jeez chashmish has so many secrets...why does this single dad look like an underwear model and dress like a lumberjack...chashmish has weird friends...this lumberjack sure had his arm around chashmish a lot too! but that's fine...the little boy was there...and anyone it doesn't make any difference to abhi who had their arms around chashmish two years ago...or even now...really he has no reason to care...*
*uff this double battery keeps posting boring political articles to chashmish's timeline what a bore...*
*hmm chashmish should have a wedding album right? girls always do that, put up pictures of weddings...and babies...no babies for chashmish of course but there should be wedding pictures..huh she only has six albums and none of them are recent...oh look there's a link to her instagram...*
*chashmish's instagram...haha she really likes the cross process filter she needs to branch out silly chashmish...hmm no wedding photos here either?!! but surely she was taking selfies...oh here's one, but's not hers, only bb tagged her...ok looks like all these pics are old...*
*wait...wait no! these pics...these pics are from this week! and those two are yesterday - oh my god oh my god!! CHASHMISH WAS HAVING TIRAMISU!!!*
*there are a lot of food pics...mostly dessert, some fancy lunches...so THIS is what chashmish does in the afternoons, huh, hang out in malls with - BB? is it only bb? she doesn't take pics of people only food...and so much delicious food...gosh darn it doesn't she know that he must always be invited to share tiramisu!!! it was one of the vachans ok maybe not tiramisu specifically but there was something about food with the first phere and if chashmish knew him at all she would know that he must be invited to share tiramisu!*
*wow as if it wasn't enough that she was having tiramisu without him she went and got gelato...waise stracciatella is his favourite too, good to know that they like the same thing, but looks like she went to a really faltu gelato place, he'll have to take her to his favourite...yes, they'll do that tomorrow, and he'll explain to her about sharing tiramisu with him...*
*and...maybe they can click a new profile pic...and he'll remind her to clarify her relationship status...and his PR intern can forward some glamour shots from the wedding to add to her profile so this raghav character is fully up to date on who she spends her time with now...*
*yes maybe it's worth spending a bit more time with chashmish on a regular basis, he can teach her how to use the other instagram filters, and they can practice selfies and taking pics of people and not just food...because it's people you make memories with after all...*
*there's really nothing he can do about double battery spamming her with boring articles though. her bad taste to stay friends with him!!!*