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~The Khan Residence, Nanital~
Mrs. Khan: Uffoo...subha hogaya...aur abhi takh yeh Kamiinii sau rahi hai!! Hay Allah...is ladki ka main kya karoon? Aaj collage mein exams hai...aur yeh yaha...sau rahi hai! Ramu Kaka!! Ramu Kaka!!
Ramu Kaka: Jee mem saab?
Mrs. Khan: Kaka please zara Kamiinii ko utha dijiye...uski exams hai..aur yeh aapne kamre mein abhi takh chayen ki neend sau rahi hai...aur yaha tension mujhe ho rahi hai...zara please..Kamiinii ko jaga dijiye!
Ramu Kaka: (laughs) Aap chinta maat kariye malkin...main abhi Kamiinii beti ko jaga deta hoon. (goes to Kamiinii's room and knocks on the door) Kamiinii beti...beti...subha ki 8:30 bajh chuki hai beti...aur tumhari class aab ek ghante mein shuru hone wali hai.
Kamiinii: ( In her bed; in a sleepy voice) Mujhe koi exams nahi deni hai...mujhe abhi takh sona hai...kaka...aap se baad mein baat karti hoon!
Mrs. Khan: (comes to Afreen's room and stands outside her door; yells) Beta...agar aaj tu jaldi nahi utti na...to table pe jo garam garam parathe banaye maine..vo sabh tere papa aur bhaiya kha jayenge!
Kkamiinii: (gets up quickly) KYA?!?! PARATHA?!?! MAIN ABHI AYI!! (gets down from the bed, heads to the bath room, showers, brushes her teeth, washes her face, puts on her clothes and puts make up on in front of the mirror) Haan!! Aab lagrahi hoon main bilkul Kareena Kapoor ki tarha..ekdum perfect and fine! (gets up from front of the dresser and leaves for the dining table)
Mr. Khan: (at the dining table; reading the news paper) CHI!! KITNI GANDI LOG HAIN YEH SAB! (throws the paper away) Pata nahi log aise field mein kaam kaise karte hain!
Kkamiinii: Kaun sa field papa?? Aur aap news paper ko lekar itna naraz kyun hogaye??
Mr. Khan: Poocho maath beta!! Yeh lo...yeh (hands her over the news paper) isme likkha hai ke ek new comer Bollywood film actress ko casting couch through roles mili hai...aur vo..actress aab Bollywood ka top actress banne wali hai...vo bhi through this casting couch matter! CHI!!
Mrs. Khan: (coming with the parata dish at the table) Uffo..aap bhi na..kahin bhi kisi cheez ko lekar shuru hojate hai! Arre yeh uski life hai ke vo kaise top mein ana chahti hai aur kaise nahi...aap kyun itna pareshan ho rahe hai?
Mr. Khan: Kyun nahi hoonga?? Humare is desh mein agar yehi sabh chalta raha na..to ek din humara yeh Bharat...pani mein doob jaygea...parampara aur sanskaar jaise cheez hi nahi hai us shehar main!! Allah ka shukar karo..ke hum Mumbai mein nahi..Nanital mein hain!!(throws the hankerchief on the table)
Kamiinii: Uffoo papa...aab chodiye na yeh sabh..aur chaliye hum sabh ek saath bayeth ke naashta kartein hain...aur phir aap mujhe collage chodke kaam pe chale jana ok?
Mr. Khan: (smiles) Ok my child!! Why not? Lekin yeh.....tumhara bhai..Rehan kaha hai?
Rehan: (in his room; talking on the phone) Ofcourse I love you sweet heart...isi liye to barso raat main tumhare saath soya tha...aab agar main tumne pyaar nahi karta...to phir why would I sleep with you?? Theek kaha na maine? (listens to the voice on the phone and rolls his eyes out of boredom) accha dekho Shanti...mujhe jana hai...neeche naashta karna hai..aur phir class attend karna hai...to I guess I'll see you tonight at the disc? Ok? Bye...I love you...and yea darling tonight will be more fun then last time I promise you that ok? Alright bye...love you (hangs up) OH GOD!! SUCH A BORING GIRL!! Pata nahi in boring ladkio ke saath yeh sabh karne mein itna maaza kyun ata hai man!! (looks at his watch) OH SHIT!! I'm late...jaldi neeche jake naashta karna padega!
Kamiinii: (eating the parathas) WHA MOM!! Kya parathe banayie hai aapne...saach mein these are damn good!! Aur...may I know ke aaj raat dinner ke liye kya banayenge aap?
Mrs. Khan: Well my dear child...that's a surprise.
Rehan: (coming downstairs) Good morning everyone!!
Mr. Khan: Ayie janab...ayie...bathiye aur naashta kijiye....main aap dono ko baad mein collage chod dunga.
Rehan: Aap?!?! Aap kyun itna takleef karenge papa?? Main aur Kamiinii auto se ya phir bus pakar ke chalejayenge!
Mrs. Khan: Koi zaroorat nahi!! Bahar ka mausam dekha hai??! Ek dum zor se baarish ho raha hai...isilye...tere papa drop kardenge!
Rehan: Paar mom....
Mrs. Khan: No arguments....aab chup chap khana kha!
Kamiinii: (staring at Rehan and talkin in her mind) Yeh..bhaiya ko aaj kaal kya hogaya...pehele to yeh saab nahi karta tha..phir aaj achanak?? Khair...mujhe kya...just hope ke exams aachi tara de paoon...hey Allah...meri raksha karna!
~College~
Kamiinii: Pata nahi..yeh Geeta ka hai?!?! Abhi exams shuru hone wale hai..aur yeh memsaab ka kuch pata hi nahi!! Uski mobile try karti hoon....(calls her mobile phone) Hello..Geeta? Kaha hai tu yaar??!?! Exams are about to start...aur tu abhi takh yaha nahi aayi....KYA?!?! FILM DEKHE JA RAHI HAI TU?!?! KAUN SI?!?!.......WHAT?!?! Nahi...Geeta...dekh tune mujhse waada kiya tha..ke yeh film hum dono ek saath dekhne jayenge aur vo bhi aaj exams ke baad!!
Geeta: OH GOD Kamiinii yaar...exams dekar tu exactly karegi kya!?!?! Ek kaam kaar...tu yaha aja..is theater ke bahar main tera intezaar karoongi theek hai?
Kamiinii: Paagal hai kya?!?! Main aur exams chod ke tere saath film dekhoongi?? Na baba na...yeh exams mere liye bohaut mayne rakhti hai yaar...I can't do that...sorry!
Geeta: Dekh..tu actress banna chahti hai na? Chahti hai ke nahi?
Kamiinii: Haan chahti hoon! Toh?!
Geeta: To tu waha chemistry exams dene kyun gayi?? Yeh boring chemistry tera kabhi kaam nahi ane wala...tujhe to yaha hone chahiye...film theater mein..takein tu filme dekh sakti hai...aur big screen ke heroines ke tarha..acting aur dancing bhi karna seekh sakti hai!
Kamiinii: What ever!! Main itni badi risk nahi lesakti yaar...main jarahi hoon exams.. dene bye!
Geeta: Main kuch nahi janti....tu yaha arahi hai...main tera bahar wait karoongi...and that is final BYE! (hangs up the phone)
Kamiinii: Hello?!?! Geeta?!?! (hangs up her phone) Hey Allah...aab main kya kroon?!?! yaha exams doon ya waha jake film dekhoon?!?! Waise Geeta ne ek baat to sahi boli...mujhe actress banni hai...kisi stupid scientist nahi....paar...family walon ke liye yeh exams kaafi mayne rakhte hai....aur mere liye actress banna mayne rakhti hai....aab main kya karoon?!?! (thinks for a while) Allah mujhe maaf kar dena...lekin mujhe yeh exams nahi deni hai.....main chali film dekhne!! BYE! (leaves)
~The Film Theater~
Geeta: My God!! WHAT A MIND BLOWING FILM!! I'M ALREADY IM LOVE WITH THE HERO YAAR!! KYA FIGHT KIYA VO SAALA VILLAN KE SAATH!!
Kamiinii: HAAN!! AUR...AUR TUNE DEKHA...VO ACTRESS...KAISE VO CRYING SCENCE KI?!?! MY GOD.....LOOKED SO REAL!! Dekhna Geeta...ek din ayega...jaab tu mujhe bhi big screen pe dekhegi...bilkul is actress ki tarha. Main nachoongi.....gaoongi...aapne hero ke baho mein hoongi....aur main...(bumps into a person) Sorry M'am...main...(looks up and is shocked) MOM!?!?
Mrs. Khan: Arre Kamiinii beta?!?! Tum yaha kaise?!?! Tumhe to exam hall mein honi chahiye...phir yaha film theater mein kya kar rahi ho tum?!?!
Kamiinii: (with a nervous expression) Mom.....vo.......
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Based On Characters Created By: Balaji Telefilms & Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
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