Hi there! So this is my first time ever writing an OS on this Forum, and infact I have not even written it in. This is a replica of the OS written by Chibisuke (Helee), infact its her OS all I have done it made changes to suit the characters of YHM as I thought it would be nice to post this here! I repeat this is not my work it is by Chibisuke, so all credit would go to her. Am sorry for any mishaps in the writing, I am a REALLY bad writer, it was a mission for me to edit this also!
PS: I have asked her before making these changes and posting this here and she is fine with it.
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What is Sex?
Finally the day had come which all Iyers were waiting for and the rest of the family. Vandu was in the hospital all set to deliver a baby girl! Ruhi was extremely excited to get a cousin sister to play with. Along with Bala, Mihika, Amma, Appa; Raman, Ishita & Ruhi too were there at the Hospital. They all had now been waiting for a while, while Ruhi was getting bored waiting she was sitting between her Ishima and Papa looking around and trying to keep herself busy. Suddenly a very interesting question popped up in Ruhi's head:
"Ishima, what is Sex?"
Ishita froze right at that instant.
Raman stopped in the middle of the conversation that he was having with Mihir over the phone, his ears turning now into the conversation his daughter and wife were having.
Roo beta, aap yeh.." Ishita fumbled for words as she tried to dodge the question. People had now turned to look at them, even the nurse was starring.
The Maaji who was sitting next to them with her daughter was looking at them reproachfully. After all you NEVER talk about such things in public! Not even in private!!
Raman was staring at their daughter, Ishita started poking his arm as discreetly as possible, to grab his attention.
After sometime her looked up at her
"Yeah Mihir.. err Ishita"
Whispering furiously, she reprimanded " Your Daughter is asking such..such..such questions and all you say is Yeah?!"
Raman smirked, he knew where this was going and he knew where he would take it too.
"My daughter? So she is no longer yours now? And what do you mean by such question? She is just curious, you probably should answer her."
Ishita's eyes opened wide and thought Haww! Aiyyo murgan! What should I do now?
She felt a tug at the end of her sari, she looked down to look at her daughter staring with the same curious expression. The innocence in her eyes melted her. But then, he spoke, again!
"ISHIMA! What IS sex?
Ishita was mentally complaining to Murgan for getting her into what she is stuck in: Aiyoo Murgan!! Aapko daya nahi aati humpar? Ab kya jawab de? Aur ye Ravan Kumar hass hi jaa raha hai!
Ishita gave a weak smile and leaned towards her good-for-nothing husband. "Sunoo! Please do something na. People are staring at us! And can you even see the looks that Maaji is giving us?"
Raman who knew he could defuse the situation easily , "Relax JKR, let me handle this. I am better at answering such questions anyway, remember when Ruhi asked where babies come from? You couldn't answer her properly until I did."
"Yeah and as if that went very well, its probably because of that she is now starting to ask such questions"
"Haa toh, whats wrong in this? Its better I explain it to her rather than her finding out ridiculous facts from somewhere else. "
Huh? What do you mean? She is SIX. She is too young to know such stuff. And she shouldn't be asking such questions in the first place, I am telling you this is definitely because of the explanation about babies that you gave her last time. "
Chuckling to himself Raman called his daughter and asked her to sit on this lap. "Ruhi beta, do you find if your papa answers this question?"
Little Ruhi shooked her head and eagerly waited for her papa to answer the question.
"Well.. you see, there is a man. And a woman. And they want to have babies so he process by which they can try and have babies is called sex. Of course they can have sex for fun too. Like Dolphins. Dolphins also have sex for fun, you know? But you don't need to know that right now." All of Raman's confidence a smooth talking his daughter has vanished and replaced with nervousness. And he knew he was rambling.
The Maaji sitting across was staring at him and thought: How dare they! Trying to explain this to your OWN child!!!
"Basically, beta when a man and woman get married and want to have kids they use the proess called secual intercourse and also called sex. That's it. Raman sighed in relief. There. DONE!
Ishita also relaxed abit.
The people around them stopped starring one by one.
The maaji got up and left too.
And then, Ruhi asked, "Okay Papa. But why is it written on that form the Maaji was holding? "
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PS: For those who dint get it, she was asking about Sex: Male/Female (Genders).
I hope you all enjoy it. I don't know if it was as funny as I made some changes as I couldn't help but want to post on this Forum as I just LOVE the original OS! If you liked it please press like and leave a comment so I know it wasn't very lame of me to make changes and post it heređ€Ș I hope y'all laughed! :D
Here is the link to the original OS which was awarded! đ http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3701667
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