How many of us really go to watch a mainstream Bollywood movie expecting sensible cinema? We mean, they're chock-full of comedy, romance, action and emotions - and that's all we need to entertain us for a few hundred bucks for a couple of hours, right? Logic, schmogic. However, there us those that actually question the common sense behind Bollywood movie scenes and plots - and whether you're a Bolly-fan or a hater, you're going to laugh your guts out at these
1. One, two, three, go!
2. One of the many things that sets a hero apart from the villain - accuracy!
3. Bhai, otherwise feel' nahin aati.
4. Two minutes of silence for this troll.
5. Because in India, marriage - not laughter- is the best medicine.
6. Goes for every Katrina Kaif movie as well, you know.
7. Pritam, are you listening? Ahem...
8. This, frankly, will NOT work in reality.
9. Because love, haters.
10. What are you trying to do - make costume designers go out of service?
11. Rule #1 - ALWAYS good over evil.
12. Because, have you ever seen a man fly 10 feet in the air when kicked by someone?
13. This thing always bugged me as a child. Honest.
14. Mini-Indias. Mini-Indias everywhere.
15. When money talks, the rest of us shut up, dude.
16. What's the fun chasing after ugly hags, huh?
17. How else will you lengthen the movie?
18. And inevitably fall in love at first sight or some such shit.
19. That's a job requirement for being a hero, really.
Note: Inspired from this Quora thread and paraphrased for the sake of convenience.
Photo: Red Chillies Entertainment (Main Image)
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