What If These 5 Bollywood Directors Made Interstellar? LOL

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What If These 5 Bollywood Directors Made Interstellar? LOL


By Anirban Halder,Tuesday, 11 Nov 2014

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Presently the internet is flooded with people trying to understand the latest masterpiece byChristopher Nolan. While many may disagree, Interstellar' is actually a superstellar. The only movie which makes you believe that time travel is possible. The genre of this movie may be sci-fi, but it doesn't play too much with it. Nolan brothers have done all the necessary research about the movie but he never forgets to strike the right chord.

The idea or the thought process that went behind this particular movie is unbelievable. But if this idea were to be used by these five Bollywood director, then the result would have been definitely disastrous.

1. Sajid Khan

BCCL

For Sajid Khan, the idea of coming up with a plot like Interstellar' is plain impossible. One can actually find the answer of the 5th dimension easily, but it's really difficult for Sajid Khan to direct a movie like this. His entire plot will involve people going mad when exposed in the outer space air. His iteration of black hole and wormhole will be literal meaning of these words. He will take the concept of time travel and come up with a disgusting variant of Love Story 2050'. Perhaps, the movie will be called Disastellar'.

2. Sooraj Barjatya

BCCL

In a galaxy far far away, where humans are looking for a habitable planet, Barjatya would have made sure that women are confined into the spaceship's kitchen, while men do all the work. Even with a college degree, the woman will be cleaning and maintaining the spaceship. And then there will be a crying mother, a happy family, an extremely inappropriate lavish marriage in other galaxy. Shall we call the movie Happy Interstellar Family'?

3. Ashutosh Gowarikar

BCCL

Interstellar' is already a 3-hour long movie, but it hardly ever makes you realize that it's that long, thanks to the gripping plot. But if Interstellar' was made by Ashutosh Gowarikar, then it would have been a five-hour long movie where everything is explained in detail so that Indian audience can understand the movie completely. He would name the movie Interstellar"The Saga'.

4. Prabhu Deva

BCCL

A dance/action/sci-fi movie where Prabhu Deva will make sure that Matthew McConaugheydances on the roof top of the spaceship. And yes, the color of the spacesuit will be yellow and bright orange. And then an insane slow motion fight sequence with the extraterrestrial beings. How about it being called Shake A Leg With Interstellar'?

5. Rohit Shetty

BCCL

Instead of the stupid' spaceship, the movie will have SUVs flying in the space going through the wormhole. And the habitable planets will have stereotypical Tamil goons already there, and for sure Tusshar Kapoor or Shreyas Talpade will save the day in the end. And when anything goes wrong then the main protagonist will say "aata maaji satakli." His movie has to be called Dumbstellar'.


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Posted: 10 years ago
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ashutosh Gowarikar in school when asked one mark question he might have written 5 marks answer😆 baap ka naam pocha ,poorey khandan ka likh diya hoga😆
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I'd love to see RS's one😆 He should make a space movie as he hates gravity😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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How dare they put the greatest filmmaker ever in India Shri Shri 11118 Sajid Khan in this list
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: LadyDabangg

I'd love to see RS's one😆 He should make a space movie as he hates gravity😆


LDeee, have you seen 'Lage raho shetty bhai'?😆

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His iteration of black hole and wormhole will be literal meaning of these words...pahahaha...Describes Sajid to a tee.
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To be blunt, Interstellar isn't that great of a movie. Comparing it to Bollywood movies is harsh because of the difference in economics and culture of the two woods, but if you're really going at it, Interstellar is nowhere near Gravity or Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

It's good alright, but let's stop pretending like it's the bestest movie ever. If we're really going to compare Bollywood to Hollywood, try a movie like Gone Girl, Theory of Everything, Grand Budapest Hotel, et al. Those are movies Bollywood could make but don't make.
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Originally posted by: hasini009


LDeee, have you seen 'Lage raho shetty bhai'?😆


It's my fav Qtiyapa😆


And that RS impersonator was 🤣😆..

Newton nana was there too😳

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