Now that Soni has left her soft, warm bedside vacant...GUESS WHO has taken that lucky spot??
Well, it's none other than apni Blockbuster Bollywood Sitara, Husn ki Malika, "Sonali".
Madam had a lovely chat with Gautam in the morning hours but later in the night she shared the same bed which was earlier occupied by Soni (Ben)...sirf yahi nahi dosto...They shared one kambal/blanket aur blanket ke neeche kya hai, blanket ke neeche???
Yeh to woh dono hi bata sakte hai...they had heavenly and Bodily feeling all night ..lucky Upenš! (Soni Ben tum dekh rahi ho Bigg Bassš)
Kahani mein twist...enters ARYA on other side of the bed (well, inn dono kabotaro ko yani Sonali and YouPen ko Cheer karne wala bhi to chahiye ...haina š to Arya ne bhi saath nibhaya..lekin YouPen ka jyada nibhayaš³
Now, my Question to madam Sonali.
Then why those code words to Gautam - I want to be with you.
Kya woh tum nahi thi jisne Guatam ko kaha; mujhe pasand nahi koyi mujhe touch kare...I like no Guy touching me... š”
aur kya tum nahi jo Tanna ke bare mein YouPen se kaha; Audience ko aisa lag raha hai ke mano woh koyi Slum se ayi hai (About Tanna if I'm not wrong)
Aur jab Ali ne bed pe ake tumhare paiyr ko touch kiya (waise Ali ka kasoor hai, usne jane anjane ghalat kiyašš¼)
To madam ki awaaj bulund hogayi (yes, this time we need no dictionary to understand what Superstar said in hindi):
main ek zor ka lafa lagaongi...weird tarike se touch kiya tumne
Excuse me Sonali ji...now that u have been nominated you playing the same "Woman" card what Tanna played Earlier...waha to shayad genuine laga tha..lekin yaha pakka lag raha hai it's all for footage. The audience should feel;
"are are bechari ke sath Ali ne aisa kiya"
Sympathy card, Abla nari ...taki Janta tumhe bharpur vote de.
Ali ne jo kiya to why calling the house, the whole Punchayat. Can't you handle yourself? you being strong, blunt and himmatwali. Ab kya hoya?
You yourself making your reputation go down. Youpen ke saath tum kya kar rahi thi under one blanket?
woh tum hi thi na jisne kaha; mere parents dekhege acha nahi lagega..
Y double moral?š”
Actually Sonali you need a puppet who can dance on your tunes..when you saw Gautam is the wrong guy you shifted your choice (jaise hum kapde badalte haiš ).
You picked YouPen - jiske paas na muh mein zabaan hai, naahi sach bolne ki himmat..
In the morning you want Gautam to play, Arya to flirt and Raat ko YouPen
to give u a nice, tight and warm goodnight sleep.
Sonali I think you should use your own mind to play this game..tumhe khud samajh nahi araha kaise khele..kisi aur ke shoulder pe bandook rakhke yeh khel nahi khela jaa sakta. jitna baalon ki latak jhatak mein waqt gujarti ho thoda waqt nikaal ke socho ke yeh game kaise khelu apne Dum par.
Icecream Khaongi, Kashmir Jaongi..khade khade jhaado lagaongi, Upen ko nachaongi...duniya ko bataongi..main kitni bewakoof huš
