BIGG BOSS
SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIGG BOSS (Voice over): Yahaan ghar ke swimming pool ke paas Pritam, Upen ke saath baatein kar rahe hain!
PRITAM (Aping Irrfan Khan as always): 😲 Toh bhaiyya------ ye kissa un dino ka hai, ----------jab ginti ke hote thhe paise hamaaye paas, -----Lunch karte thhe toh Dinner ka bharosa naheen----Fast hi Fast hote thhe----Jab khaane ko mil jaaye toh Fast Break ho jaata thha----aur hum kehte thhe Break-Fast ho gaya Bhaiyya!😕
UPEN PATEL: Mein samajte hain----mein samajte hain aapka pain----I understand your Darad -----Prittam Ji...😊
PRITAM (eyes popped out): 😒 Dard toh humaara Moov-Iodex bhi kabhi bhi naheen samjhe bhaiyya😕----Aaah hi aah hoti thhi-----Aahhaa kabhi naheen hui humaari!-------------------Khair------
UPEN PATEL:Vo aap Say kar rey thhe----I mean---Bol rey thhe ----ki aap Ho-Tale mein gayi-------------Ho-Tale mein!
PRITAM (Lost looks): Hotal?------Haan-----------Hotal hi toh gaye thhe! ---------Lakhnau mein Hotal mein gaye-------Reception pe likha thha Biwi FREE!------------Khushi ke maare bhaiyya, humne saari jebein khaali kar di------aur le liya ek shaandaar Kamra! 😕
UPEN PATEL: Aap mjaaak--------------mjaaak kar raye hain-----BeeWee cone deta hai ho-tale mein? Imposibl-----------Imposibl! 😲
PRITAM (Pauses & recalls): Humne----kamra liya, ------haath-munh dhoya--------Kapde badle------------aur bheeni-bheeni khushboo maari kaan ke peechhe aur chaati pe aage------------aur daba diya Intercom ka batan----Hum bole Biwi bhejo bhayi-------------Hum taiyyar hain bhai!------------------☺️
UPEN PATEL (Excited): Phir? Phir? Phir kya hui?-------Kya hui? 😃
PRITAM (Mockingly):😡 Phir kya hua? --------Ladka hua!!----Huttt!😡-------- Saale, saaf mukar gaye!----Hum chale gaye ladaai karne Reception pe----------Unka Board dikhaaya jahaan saaf likha thha Hotal mein Biwi FREE hai-------------Saale-----------lage daant dikha ke khee-khee karne------------------Humko bole ------Paagal aadmi, WIFE naheen---WIFI FREE Hai-------WIFI!--------------Us din humko maaloom hua, ki WAAI-FAAI bhi ek bala hai duniya mein!!!😕😕
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BIGG BOSS
DOPAHAR 3.30 BAJE (Kitchen Area):
Pritam is describing some incident of past to the bunch around him comprising of Arya, Gautam, Puneet, Praneet.
PRITAM (Lips protruded, wide eyed): 🤓 Baat chaar-paanch saal pehle ki hai-----hum Kanaat Place, Dilli mein thhe------------ aur kya dekhte hain ki--------------ek aadmi-----------------sadak pe lahoo-luhaan, karaah raha hai!----Naak phoot gayi, taang toot gayi thhi us aadmi ki-------kisi ke paas itna bhi time naheen ki uski madad kar de---😕
PRANEET: Haan----Bahut kharaab waqt aa gaya hai----Koi kisi ki madad naheen karta----Connaught Place mein hua thha accident? 😲
PRITAM: Haan---waheen---Kanaat Place mein---Kanaat Place mein!-----------Arey ki---humne madad ki bhaai----madad ki naa humne------ 😲
PUNEET ISSAR (Phata hua baans voice):😲 Waah!-----Hospital pahunchaaya us ko---
PRITAM (Lost-Paagal looks): 🤔 Phone kiya humne----Phone!----Emergency medical service waalon ko phone kiya---bataaya aadmi ki haalat naazuk hai, fauran pahuncho Kanaat Place--------------------Hamaari badkismati,-----------us aadmi ka phoota naseeb, phone line thhi bilkul kharaab-------------kameene bole Spelling batao kahaan pe ho!
GAUTAM (Psycho looks): Phir??
PRITAM (Completely Possessed by Irrfaan Khan's Bhoot now): Phir kya? ---Spelling maaloom naheen thhi Kanaat Place ki, --------Humne line kaat di! 😕--------------------Bees minute baad dobaara phone milaaya humne Medical waalon ka------aur bole--------Hum is ghaayal aadmi ko 3 kilometer ghaseet ke MINTO Road pe le aaye hain 🤓----MINTO Road pahuncho Ambulance le kar-----------Spelling likho-----EMM---AAAI----ENN---TEEE-O------Murgi ke Ande ka OMELET waala O yaar-------------MINTO----MINTO ROAD pahuncho fauran------Deri mat karo kameeno, mar jaayega ye maasoom-------------Phir hum ko mat dosh dena haan! 😡
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BIGG BOSS
RAAT 9.30 BAJE
BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan ghar ke lawn area mein Upen aur Sonali, bageeche mein lete hue hain aur dono ke beech hansi-mazaak chal raha hai!
UPEN PATEL (Sangakkara+Shoaib Akhtar Accent): Soon-Soon----Mein tera ko ek Sher---Sher soonaata hoon------soon-----
SONALI (Ghisi hui, husky voice): Hehehe---Sunaa naa!---Sunaa! 😆
UPEN PATEL: Soona naa, nayi bolte--------Irsaad bolte---Irsaad----Irsaad bolo! 😕
SONALI: Hehehehe---OK baba, Irshaad!---Irshaad! 😃
UPEN PATEL (excitedly): Meine toojko PeeYaar keeya------love, you know love-----Meine toojko PeeYaar keeya----Ablaa samaj ke...😛
SONALI: Hehehehe--------what rubbish? ------Aaj ke zamaane mein koi ladki Abla hoti hai kya? 😳
UPEN PATEL: Sher soon naa--------kyun mera Sher ki Maa-Bhen karti hai?-😡------OK-----Meine toojko PeeYaar kiya----Ablaa Samaj ke---------------------Tere Baap ne ----Moojko Peet Diya-------Tablaa Samaj ke!
SONALI: I didn't get it----------Mere Papa tumko kyun peetenge Upen?---Just because you love me? 😲
UPEN PATEL: Ufff---Sher hai------Sher ka beauty ko samjo---Paaggal Lerki----😲
SONALI (Huskier now): Tu Paagal---hehehehe---------Aur Upen----Tabla toh bajaate hain naa?----Table ko peet-ta kaun hai? 😲
UPEN PATEL (Gets up with a jerk): Just foggedd itt---you just won't get it!
SONALI (Angrily): You mean to say I am dumb?---------You are dumb and so are your PJ Shers! 😡
Both angrily walk away in different directions!
JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME- BIG BAAS! 🤢
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