Fun Take: What its like to be Tanna Ka Banna! :)

The extremely tall Karishma Tanna is anxiously pacing up and down by roadside!

Murari Banna, her much shorter boyfriend, comes up from behind, makes a herculean effort to jump up in air two feet high and closes her eyes shut with both his palms, both his feet hanging up in air now!

MURARI BANNA (in a huffed & puffed voice):Tanna main aa gaya-----Baby Main aaa gaya! Main aaa gaya!! 😛

KARISHMA TANNA (Emitting Nitric acid fumes): 😡 Huttt! Utro neeche---Utro!-----(Makes a face & mimics Murari)---"Hunhhh Main aa gaya Tanna!"---------Toh kya naachoon? ----Party doon? 😡

In panic, Murari Banna releases his hands & falls down on ground with a thud! Gets up with sheepish expressions on face, dusting his trousers and shirt! 🤔

MURARI BANNA (romantically): ❤️ Tanna Darling! Kya tum mere saath gym chalogi Baby ? 🤗
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KARISHMA TANNA (Angrily stares into Banna's eyes): BANNAAA! Tum kehna kya chahte ho? Main moti hogayi hoon ? Haan? You mean to say I have put on weight Banna? 😈😈

MURARI BANNA (Panic stricken voice): 😕 Arey Tanna? Maine aisa kab kaha?---- OK koi baat naheen! Mat chalo. 😕

KARISHMA TANNA (Sulphuric acid too starts oozing out of her now, mixed with Nitric acid fumes): Banna, you want to say I am lazy?---- Aalsi hoon main?---Tum keh rahe ho main aalsi hoon, isliye gym naheen jaana chaahti main? Hain? BOLO!!!! 😡

MURARI BANNA (Kaato toh khoon naheen state): Ufff! Gussa kyun ho rahi ho Tanna Jaanu? 😲

KARISHMA TANNA (Screaming now): BANNNAAA! Hold your tongue! Tumhara matlab kya hai? Ki ------Tanna hamesha jhagarti rehti hai? -------JHAGRAALOO HOON MAIN? 😡😈

MURARI BANNA(Weak, disembodied voice now): Tanna maine aisa toh kabhi naheen bola Jaanu! 😔

KARISHMA TANNA (Goes hyper screaming): Banna tum ye keh rahe ho ki main jhoot bolti hoon? Jhooti hoon main? Haan??. 😡😡😡

MURARI BANNA (throws in the towel now): OK Baba----------Rehne do! Main akeyla hi chala jaata hoon Tanna!

KARISHMA TANNA (Screaming like Bilawal Bhutto claiming full Kashmir now): 🤢 Bannnaaa! Acchhi tarah se jaanti hoon main kyun akele jaana chaahte ho gym! ---------Us Serbian ladki Natasha pe dore daalne hain? -------Ya Sukeerti ki flirting ka intezaar hai?--------------Diandra toh zaroor aayegi chhoti si bikini pehan ke bagal waali tread mill pe! -----------------------Banna itni bewakoof naheen hoon main, jitna samajhte ho tum mujhe. Samjhe? 🤢🤢

MURARI BANNA (Can't help cursing under his breath): Bloody F** B****!!!!

KARISHMA TANNA (Transforms into a Chot Khaayi Naagin now): 😈 Bannnaaa! You wretched dog!-------------- You are disqualified! Disqualified from my life for good!---------- Get lost you dumb ass! -------------Tumne mujhe gaali di? NATIONAL HIGHWAY PE GAALI DI TUMNE? You @#$%^&^***!-------------- Khoon pee jaungi main tera Banna!!! 😡😡

Murari Banna collapses and has to be rushed to Jaslok Hospital Mumbai's ICU for revival!

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Originally posted by: trouble_006

hilarious🤣
I actually read all the Tanna wale dialogs with her annoying voice ringing in my head🤣🤣
Poor Murari banna...ekdum sahi pic hai...dekh k hi bechara lag raha hai..Tanna k torture se pareshan😆
bt how dare he insult Tanna on NATIONAL HIGHWAY...n sirf hospital pahucha dene se Tanna ka kya faayda hoga🤣🤣
PS-Again I luvd Tanna's pic in the end😉

For that,.. you ought to stop by,.. here-by on this my very thread,...

You owe me, this stay, Saar ! Pleasure will be mine !

http://www.snehasallapam.com/3225610-post6583.html

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Originally posted by: Jagmohan10

Lol ! Cruiser Saar,.. You remain always fantastik,. n' fantabulous .

😃😃

The episode you fed,.. on which,.. perhaps this song was filmized,.. on yrs episode,..

" Bade door se aaya Banna,.. lekin Banni ( Tanni ) Naa bole ! " Lolol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTyubrvBTFI

In fact, the first ever and unique song,... where Rajesh and Dharam had shared the same silver screen ever !

" Bade door se aaya Banna,.. lekin Banni ( Tanni ) Naa bole ! "

Tau zaheer si baat hai,,... aare bhayi,... Navratri ki season jo chal raha hai,... hamaari, garavi Gujaratan,..

Karishmaa devi ko toh,... waise bhi,... baaton baaton mein,... bas yun hi,... Kaalika Maata rom-rom mein aa jaate hai,...!!

Koi,... Raas khelne ko vaaste,... daandiya le kar aana chahiye thaa,.. naa ! See,.. !!

Khair,.. Bhala,... koi baat nahin,.. "Jara ho jaane dau shaadi,... Phir toh Banni HI Bolegi,. !!! " - rule of this universe ( Home Minister ? ).

:))