Fun Take: When Puneet-Praneet Got Drunk.... :)

Sincere thanks to my so many friends here and Hi to all new ones.😊

Feels nice that many of you have Private Messaged & some have DMd me on Twitter. Have so many sweet memories of past three seasons and really miss you all.👍🏼

Due to present personal & professional constraints, I am not really watching Bigg Boss-8 very attentively and as I come up with caricatures of personalities based on what they themselves say or do, it would be unfair to attempt dissection of personalities without really observing them minutely.😛

For all those who requested me to come up with something on BB-8...here is a quickie on Puneet & Praneet! Hope something makes you smile somewhere!---Cheers!🤗

Enjoy the show and have good fun...Regards from Russia! 😊

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BIGG BOSS RAAT 11.45 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Bigg Boss ke store room mein---- set nirmaan karne waale karm-chaari, galti se apni Do Old Monk sharaab ki bottles chhod gaye thhe. ----------------------Yahaan ghar ke aangan ke kone mein baithe hain Puneet Issar aur Praneet Bhatt---------------- aur dono hi sharaab ke nashe mein dhutt ho chuke hain ------------aur apne- apne prasiddh kirdaaron ki aatmaayein,-------------in ke andar pravesh kar chuki hain!

PRANEET BHATT (Shakuni): Bhaanje!-------- Paristhitiyaan manushya ko vivash kar deti hain-------- aur ye Hastinapur ka durbhaagya hai---------- ki aaj Hastinapur ka Yuvraj Duryodhan,------ Bigg Boss ke is is chhote se ghar mein---------- apna sthhaan, Vijeta ka samman ---praapt karnee ke liye sangharsh kar raha hai-----🤢

PUNEET ISSAR (Duryodhan----in his Phata Hua Baans Voice): Main kuchh samjha naheen Mama Shri--------------------------Main ye Bigg Boss Season-8, Lagegi sabki Waat---------------jeet toh jaunga naa Mama Shri? 😲-----------------Ek karod ki Puraskaar raashi----- mujhe hi praapt hogi naa Mama Shri? 🤓

PRANEET BHATT: 😉 Mere bacche---------------Apna pehla, uthha hua kadam Prithvi par rakhne se pehle---------tum peeche waala----doosra kadam kyun uthaa lete ho? 😒-------Aundhe munh------Aundhe munh gir jaoge mere Bacche-------

PUNEET ISSAR (Hoarser now): Paheliyaan naa bujhaayiye Mama Shri---------------Spasht shabdon mein kahiye-----

PRANEET BHATT (Left eye completely shut): Spasht baat ye hai mere bacche, ki agar nirantar Paaglon ki bhaanti daudne se hi Laxmi milti,---------- toh Vishwa ka har Kutta karod-Pati hota----Arab-Pati hota!------------Laxmi ko paane ke liye kewal parishram naheen,---- Buddhi chaahiye, Yukti chaahiye, Yojana chaahiye, mere bacche?

PUNEET ISSAR (Puzzled looks): Buddhi? Yukti?? Yojna??---------- Parantu is baar toh Bigg Boss mein Diandra, Tamanna aur Sonali hain naa Mama Shri?😲

PRANEET BHATT: 😉 Ufff...Sandeh hota hai-----------yada-kada sandeh hota hai mujhe-------- ki tum mere Bhaanje ho! -------Koi itna naadaan kaise ho sakta hai mere bacche? --------Bhaagya-------Bhaagya bhi apna kaarya karta hai Putra Duryodhan---

---------------Kya tumne kabhi vichaar kiya hai, ki Indraprastha Vishwa-Vidyalaya (Delhi University), ke har sansthaan (College), mein Alia Bhatt se,----- kam se kam 300,------------- adhik Roopwaan, Tejasvi aur Pratibha-vaan kanyaayein hain? 😆----------- Kabhi socha hai ki wo kanyaayein kyun naheen badi abhinetriyaan ban jaati?---------- Alia hi kyun? 😉

PUNEET ISSAR (Drunk voice through his torn diaphragm): 👏 Adbhut! --------Adbhut Mama Shri!😃 ---------Alia Bhatt jaisa bhaagya praapt karne ke liye, --------- mujhe kya karna chaahiye Mama Shri?----------Kya Mahesh Bhatt mujhe apna Putra sveekar kar lenge Mama Shri? 😲

PRANEET BHATT (Evil smile, Right eye shut this time): Cheer Haran---------------Cheer haran karna chaahiye Mere Bacche! ----------Hastinapur ki Rajya Sabha mein,--------- Paanchaali ke cheerharan ki laalsa vifal ho gayi------------aur tumhein-hamein is sansaar ko chhodna pada thha--------

PUNEET ISSAR: Cheerharan? Phir se? Wo kyun Mama Shri? 😲

PRANEET BHATT: Jab tak manushya ki uchit-ya anuchit laalsa, ------------ poorna naheen ho jaati,----- wo baar baar bhatakta hai, baar-baar janm leta hai isi Mrityu-Lok par-------------Cheer Haran karo mere bacche, ---------Lokpriyta haasil karo, Bigg Boss ki Pratibimb lene waali petiyon (Cameras), ka dhyaan, swayam ki ore aakarshit karo-------------- aur Bigg Boss Season 8 ki, Vijay Shri ko praapt karo Putra Duryodhan!

PUNEET ISSAR (Angrily):😡 Hunhhh! ...Hastinapur ki Rajya Sabha mein, Paanchaali ki Saari, 583 Meter ki ho gayi thhi Mama Shri! --------------------Kheenchte-kheenchte, mera Priy Anuj Dushashan, thhak kar gir pada thha!-------------Kya mere itne ashubh din aa gaye hain ki mujhe Bigg Boss mein in chhoti-chhoti Nikkar waali kanyaon ke peeche daudna padega ab?------Hunhhh------------Asambhav!!!😡

PRANEET BHATT (All knowing evil smile): Mere bacche-----------Moorkhon ki bhaanti pralaap mat karo!---------------Ye maine kab kaha ki kisi Kanya ka Cheer-haran karo?-----------Manushya ka swabhaav hai trutiyaan (Mistakes) karna,------------------- parantu Trutiyon se manushya seekh leta hai,------- trutiyaan dohraata naheen-------------😉

PUNEET ISSAR (Confused looks): Arthaat??😲

PRANEET BHATT: Arthaat ye Mere bacche-----ki Paanchaali ke cheer haran ke prayatna ke kaaran, humein aur tumhein, apne-apne praan ganwaane pade thhe.😕---------------- Isliye truti se seekho aur kisi kanya ka naheen, Purush ka cheer haran karo!😉--------------- Is Bheem jaise Arya Babbar ka Cheer-haran karo------Us vichitra tarah se uccharan karne waale Upen Patel ka cheer haran karo------------

(For added impact Bigg Boss team plays the Shakuni's Saam-Daam-Dand-Bhed..Yukti Kapat Chhal...Shadyantra Atal, Shadyantra Atal track!...Click on this link.. 😛 )

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucW2CkPNjI8[/YOUTUBE]

PUNEET ISSAR (Excited voice): 😃 Waah Mama Shri---Waah------------Shhh-hhh-----------Shhh-hhh-------lagta hai koi aa raha hai is taraf---------------------Main daboch leta hoon ise Mama Shri------------------Aap mukhya dwaar pe drishti banaaye rakhiye-------------------------😎

PRANEET BHATT: Bhaanje---------------------ye toh Sushant Digvikar hai------------------chhod do ise-----------🤓

PUNEET ISSAR (Red eyes, angry as hell): 😡 Chhod doon Mama Shri?-------------- Yahi toh hai jiske kaaran mujhe paraajay ka mukh dekhna pada thha!😡-------------------------Ye Manhoos agar Arjun ki dhaal naa ban gaya hota, toh Paandavon ki kya majaal thhi ki Pitamah Bheeshm ko giraa dete? Dusht Shikhandeee-eee... (Roughly grabs Sushant by his neck and both crash to the ground------) 😈

PRANEET BHATT: 😒 Chhod de Sushant ko-----Chhod de mere bacche!------------Yadi hinsa ka aarop siddh ho gaya, ----toh bina khele hi Bigg Boss ke ghar se nishkaasit ho jaaoge------Jeeti hui baaji haar jaoge Putra Duryodhan--------

SUSHANT DIGVIKAR: Mmm---------yeaahhh-----nice---------mmm-mmm-----😛-----------Ohhh----Ouchhh------------------that hurts, that hurts---------leave me----------leave me you beast--------Jaanwar kaheen ke-----Ouchhh----Ufff!! 😭

PUNEET ISSAR (Roars in his Phata hua Baans Voice): 😈 Aaj naheen chhodunga tujhe! -----------Tere hi kaaran Kurukhshetra mein paraajay ka mukh dekhna pada thha mujhe Dusht Shikhandeee---------------😡

SUSHANT DIGWIKAR (Tears streaming down his face):😭 Aaa----Aaa-------------Main mar gaya------------------aaa-------------bachao---------------😭😭

Aarya Babbar, Upen Patel, Gautam Gulati come running from all directions and somehow help a bruised and battered Sushant escape from the deadly vice like grip of Puneet Issar, who too collapses because of excessive alcohol effect!

BIGG BOSS: 😛 Bigg Boss ke ghar mein, galti se rakhi hui sharaab ne --------------aaj aisa jalwa dikhaaya, ki kuchh palon ke liye aisa prateet hua---------maano ek beeta hua Yug hi jaise waapas aa gaya ho! -------------Aane waale dinon mein kaise aage badhti hai ye Aaj ke yug ki Mahabharat,---------- ye toh philhaal, Bhavishya ke garbh mein hi chhupa hua hai!

JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME...BIGG BAAS! 🤢🤢🤢

Just for nostalgia...also check out last year's Dussehra time special... 😆...

Dussehra Special-UNDEKHA ACTION- Big Boss Ke Ghar Ki Ramayan!

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-saath-7/3783974/dussehra-special-undekha-action-big-boss-ke-ghar-ki-ramayan

CONTENTS: Big Boss asks contestants to enact Ram-Lila on Dussehra occasion and hell breaks loose...😆

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----Welcome Cruiser----

Let another enjoyable journey of BB-8 begin with You.
I am expecting some more insightful write ups and FunPosts from you. I still can't forget your post on Rajesh Khanna.

Nice to see u here cruiser ji 🥳 funny 🤣 waiting more post/thread 😊
jelate rahiye ye manhos prgram big baas ha ha 🤣

Hi cruiser ji...

Gud to have u back. Welcome ... *warmest hugs* 🤗

BB forum has truly started for me... 🥳 [:D/]

I know u r busy but make time to come here and make us laugh.

So any favorites ths season? Somehow I feel all of the contestants to be tanda or too prepped up for BB. I don't like any of them yet... It's too early though... Lets see 😉

Welcome cruiser.Do u like dis set.?

Welcome back cruiser!! Now the forum looks complete with all the old people!! 😊
This was awesome post!! Sushant as shikhandi!! 🤣
Too good!! 👍🏼

Cruiser 🤗