OS ~Something Is Cooking~

~Something Is Cooking~

Mihika:- No Mihir... Try n understand.. There is something cooking between akka and jiju.. I've never seen her like this yaar..

Mihir:- So what Mihika.. They are married.. ab unke beech kucch nahi pakega to kiske beech pakega?? Big deal..

Mihika:- Big deal??? It is the biggest deal ever Mihir.. They are Ishu akka and Raman jiju.. jo kucch dino phle take k dusre ko kaatne ke liye daudte the.. The same akka and jiju...

Mihir:- But Mihikaaa..

Mihika:- tum rehne do.. tum to ho hi apne bhai aur bhabhi ke chamche..

Giving up on her demand as always...

Mihir:- Accha batao big boss kya karna hoga mujhe??

Mihika:- Aaye haaye mere Mr. Smart... Ruko Mai Vandu akka se baat karti hoon.. Who aur bala jiju humare sath rahenge na to agar in case hum pakde gaye to daant kam padegi..

Mihir:- Very thoughtful...

At Vandu's Place..

Vandu:- What rubbish Mihika?? Ishu and Raman are like Tom and Jerry.. Always fighting..

Mihika:- But Akka jabse Raman Jiju UK gaye hain aapne akka ko dekha hai? Kitna sad sad rehne lagi hain.. Humari social akka aaj kal apne room me zyada rehti hain.. Aur to aur akka periamma se bhi milne nahi aati regularly.. Something is there..

Vandu:- right miku but still..

Bala:- I think Mihika is right vandu.. Ishu kal mujhse mili thi.. Usne sirf hi kaha and she left.. who usually aisa nahi karti..

Vandu:- Ohho to kisiko bahut hurt hua..

Bala:- oh c'mon vandu. I know Ishu.. Ya to woh pareshan hai ya kucch chhupa rahi hai..

Vandu:- May be..

Mihika:- See Mihir.. I was telling you.. mere jiju jaise bano... Intelligent..

Mihir didn't have any answer to this or preferably he dint want to take panga from fire ball..

Mihika:- Jiju.. hame pata karna chahiye na ki akka aur jiju ke beech actually chal kya raha hai??

Bala:- Par Mihika.. Raman to UK gaya hua hai.. He'll be returning after a fortnight then how?

Mihika:- lets think over it.. Koi plan socho na Mihir..

He was still clueless..

Mihika:- oho tum kisi kaam ke nahi ho.. Mai hi sochti hoon..

Meanwhile Bala and Mihika are engrossed in their thoughts and Mihir and Vandita are sitting as if given a punishment to sit there..

Suddenly Mihika shouted..

Mihika:- Ideaaa

All three knew some trouble is on the way

All three:- Kyaaa

Mihika:- Akka and jiju might talk on the phone na.. so by their phone conversation we'll find out whats cooking between them??

The others looked at her horrified..

Mihika:- Whattt???

Mihir:- bala mai jar aha hoon.. tumhari saali mujhe pitwaayegi...

Vandu:- Mihika are you mad?? Mannerless girl.. aise koi kisi ki baatein sunta hai kya??

Mihika:- par akkaaa

Mihir:- that's very bad Mihika..

Bala:- Chhiii Miku..

Mihika:- offo.. Theek hai.. waise bhi aapko koi interest hi nahi hai jaanne me ki meri akka aur mere jiju ki life me chal kya raha hai.. koi problem to nahi hai.. to jo bhi karna hai mai khud hi karungi..

All the shocked faces now turned into thinking mode.. Mihika knew this would work... All of them readily agreed.

Mihika jumped with joy..

Mihir:- par kaise.. Hum sab me se sabse evil dimaag to tumhara hi hai par unless we have another evil brain with us..

Bala:- Shaitani dimaag se to mujhe sirf Romi yaad aata hai..

Mihika:- No Jiju.. I won't work then..

Vandu:- Miku.. you promised to delete the past out of your life na baba.. and see the boy is really trying to improve himself.. Woh Ishu ko bahut manta bhi hai.. He always stands besides her..

Mihika:- Ohkay Akka Fine...Mihir bula lo use...

After Romi's arrival...

Romi:- Kyaaa... Bhai ko pata chala na to mujhe ulta latka ke punching bag banake mujhse boxing boxing khelenge...

Mihika:- See ye bhi Fattu nikla...

Romi :- (self thought)beta ab to ego pe aa gayi ab to death ka call receive kar le... (To Mihika) nahi ji nahi.. Mai Bhalla hoon.. Mai kisise darta thodi hoon..

Romi was thinking of the plan of how to track Ishra's conversation...

Romi:- Idea...

All:- Kyaaa????

Romi:- Bhai aur bhabhi ka conversation usually bhabhi ke mobile pe hota hai??

Mihir:- to??

Romi:- To agar bhabhi ka phone kho jaaye ya kharab ho jaaye to unhe ultimately landline pe hi baat karni padegi... aur landline to har room me hai... to we could listen to them mere room se..

Bala:- Are you sure kisi ko pata nahi chalega???

Romi:- nahi sir .. Raat ko Mummyji aur papaji ghar pe nahi hain.. Ruhi so chuki hogi.. Aur Simmi di ko in sab baato se koi matlab nahi hai.. Baaki mai mere room ka door lock kar dunga to bahar kisiko koi awaaz ni jayegi..

Vandu:- How are you so sure about it??

Romi:- Mai apne room me full volume pe music suntan hoon ma'am.. Mujhe experience hai..

All were now satisfied..

Ab next mission was "Mission Ishita's Phone"

Mihir:- that you'll be able to handle Romi.. tum hi rehte ho bhabhi ke sabse paas..

Romi:- theek hai mai kucch dekhta hoon.. Par is sab ki itni kya jaldi hai??? Thoda patience bhi to rakh sakte hain na.. Agar kucch hoga to bhai bhabhi khud hi bata denge...

Bala:- ye Mihika ko hai jaldi..

Mihika:- haan agar mujhe jaldi nahi pata chala na to mere pet me dard hota rahega.. try n understand na..

Vandu:- All this is so silly.. I mean hum is age me aise kaam kar rahe hain its weird...

Mihika:- Oho akka.. isime to maza hai.. socho agar humara mission successful hua to akka ko chidane me kitna maza aayega...

Vandu:- haan haan theek hai.. To romi will inform us as soon as mission ishu ka phone is accomplished..

They all dismissed their meeting..

As per the plan while Neelu was mopping the floor Romi asks Ishita for her phone and deliberately drops it into the bucket full of water.. Ishita as per Ishita didn't over reacted but was worried for Raman's call..

Ishita:- Romi plz apne bhai ko msg chhod dena phone kharab hone ka.. Ho sakta hai who call karein..

Romi:- don't worry bhabhi mai bhai ko landline pe call karne ke liye bol dunga.. waise bhi sabke paas phone hai to landline kam hi use hota hai...

Ishita:- Hmmm.. Plz msg dhyan se kar dena..

Romi:- waise bhabhi bhai ka call kitne baje aata hai roz??

Ishita:- 9:30 baje .. kyun???

Romi:- kucch nahi bhabhi bas aise hi... (muttering to himself) isse pehle bhabhi ke andar ka jaasoos jaage bhag romi bhag...

Romi messages Raman about her phone and then messages everybody "9:30"...

It was 9:20 when seeing none around one by one everybody sneaked into Romi's room..

Mihika:- Arey yaar ye landline ki ghanti kyun nahi baj rahi???

Mihir:- Mihika tum picchle 10 minute me 40 baar dialtone check kar chuki ho.. calm down..

Ignoring him she said

Mihika:- Romi tumne ye receiver mute pe rakha hai na

Romi:- Arey haan baba.. sab set hai...

Meanwhile the phone rings.. Mihika was about to pick it up when Mihir stopped her..

Mihir:- Excited mat ho.. Phone bhabhi ko uthana hai tumhe nahi... Saara plan chaupat kar deti abhi..

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In Ishra's room.. There she was waiting for his call knowing he would blast her for the phone issue.. The bell rang.. She was hesitating to pick at the same time wanted to talk to him to know his whereabouts...

Mihika:- Ye akka phone kyun nahi utha rahi..

Vandu:- Miku relax.. Teenager ki tarah behave mat karo..

Mihika pouted..

Ishita picked up the phone and after that Romi kept the phone on speaker and mute...

Ishita:- Hello Raman...

Raman:- Caller Id laga hai kya??

Ishita:- Itni raat ko aapke alawa kaun free hoga call karne ke liye..

Raman:- Bakwaas band karo.. Ye batao phone ko karchi ki jagah use kar rahi thi kya sabzi banane ke liye..

Ishita:- Nahi woh...

Raman:- Woh Woh kya?? Phone baat karne ke liye hota hai kabbaddi khelne ke liye nahi... Samajh liya hoga apna hathiyar Jhansi ki Rani ne..

Mihir:- Dekha tumhari wajah se kitni daant pad rahi hai meri bhabhi ko...

Ishita:- Ramannn.. Sorry baba.. Galati se gir gaya mujhse...

All looked at Romi while Romi says proudly..

Romi:- dekha meri bhabhi mujhe aise protect karti hai...

All shrugged and continue to listen

Raman:- Galti to amma se hui thi kucch saalo pehle... Jo mujhe saunp di puri life ke liye. tumhe school bhejti to school me kucch seekhne milta...

Ishita:- ab to baat kar rahi hoon na.. taane kyun maar rahe ho?

Raman:- kamaal hai!!! Ek to galati karo upar se sunne ke liye bhi ready nahi hoti tum..

Ishita:- suna liya??? Ab rakhun phone..

"Ye dono husband wife hai ya rivals???" said Mihika..

"Aur tum keh rahi thi something is cooking" asked Vandu irritated..

All three guys shhhed them...

Raman:- Meri beti kya kar rahi hai??

Ishita:- HUMARI beti so rahi hai...

Raman:- Ohhhoo Madrasan ki jali...

Ishita:- Please mere paas aur bhi kaam hai life me..

Raman:- Jhoot mat bolo tumhare sirf do hi kaam hai.. Lecture dena aur logo ke daant lena..

Ishita:- Mai kam se kam do kaam to karti hoon.. aap to ek hi karte ho.. mujhe taane maarne ka..

Raman:- Waise tumhe pata hai mujhe gussa kyun aaya??

Ishita:- Haan pata hai par aap to ho hi na Raavan Kumar.. nikaloge gussa apne hi andaaz me..

Raman:- Kyun gayi thi tum wahan???

Ishita:- Aap yahan nahi ho to mujhe jaake ek baar dekhna to tha hi na ki Adi theek hai ki nahi.. That's my duty...

Raman:- saari duniya ki duties karwa lo tumse.. aur jab Shagun tumhe insult kar rahi thi to muh me lolypop leke kyun baithi rahi???

Ishita:- Aapko sab itni detail me kaise pata??

Raman:- Raman Kumar Bhalla naam hai mera...

Ishita:- ye mai kaise bhool sakti hoon... Waise mai kya bolti.. mere liye who lady important hai hi nahi.. Adi hai isliye I made sure woh apna kaam theek se kare.. I simply ignored...

Raman:- Tum yaar meri samajh ke bahar ho... khair... mihir aur mihika ki shadi ki shopping kaisi chal rahi hai??

Ishita:- Maine abhi kucch nahi liya... aap aoge to sath me lenge warna fir chhee chhee karoge..

Raman:- Kabhi kabhi tum me bhi bheja aa hi jata hai.. Ghar pe sab theek hai???

Ishita:- Haan carpenter aaya tha usne dekh liya Furniture... Bol raha tha ki 15 din lagenege full furniture change karne me..

Raman:- Haan to itna time to hai na humare paas...

All four of the jaasoos gang were staring at Mihika with frown..

Mihir:- This was what you were asking us to listen.. Ye hai tumhari woh special dish that was cooking between them..

Romi:- Romance ke alawa duniya me jitni baatein hai woh sab kar rahe hain ye dono to..

Mihika couldn't answer as she knew they were caught into an totally adverse situation where they thought they would get to listen the romantic talks but got to listen something very much opposite...

Raman:- Aur kucch..

Ishita:- Nahi.. Aaj ke liye aapke khabri ke paas itni hi news hai..

Raman:- Khabri bhi pata nahi kahan se le aaya yaar mai.. isse accha to CCTV lagwa leta kam se musibat se to bachta..

Ishita:- Raman itni raat ko aap mujhe tang mat karo.. I m very much tired...

Raman:- Kyun tumne tang hone ka time fix karke rakha hai??

Ishita:- ho gaya aapka???

Raman:- accha suno mujhe miss mat karna...

Ishita:- Itne bure din nahi aaye mere..

Mihir was about to cut the call when Mihika said itna sun liya to thoda aur sahi.. Please..

Ishita:- Pura ka pura bed mera hai.. aaram se so rahi hoon mai.. Koi match nahi koi chauke chhakke pe awaaz nahi..

Raman:- ohho itna miss kar rahi ho mujhe???

Ishita:- In your Dreams Mr. Bhalla..

Raman:-accha ab rakhun?? International roaming pe bhi dekho na kis se baa kar raha hoon...

Ishita:- Haan to mat karo na.. Phone aapne hi kiya hai

Raman:- haan ho jata hai dimaag kharab kabhi kabhi...

Ishita:- Jaao have fun there...

Raman:- Sure ye bhi koi kehne waali baat hai..

Vandita:- Will these guys stop fighting for a second.. Inke beech kucch nahi ho sakta..

Mihika:- But Akka..

Mihir:- Shutup Mihika..

She again had nothing to say..

Vandu:- Bala tumkyun tab se chup ho??

Bala:- Kyunki mai soch raha hoon ki kya tum logo ko who special kind of romance nahi dikh raha jo mai dekh pa raha hoon.. I mean they are Raman and Ishita out of all..

Vandu:- Kucch bhi mat bolo Bala.. idhar they are fighting like Tom and Jerry and tumko unme love birds dikh raha hai..

Back to Conversation

Raman:- Byee...

Ishita sighed:- Byee Raavan Kumar kahinke..

Romi was about to cut the phone when he heard Raman speak again..

Raman:- Accha suno...

Ishita:- Ab kya hai??

Raman:- Love you and missing you like anything...

Ishita chuckled...

Ishita:- nahi sudhroge na kabhi.. Love you too.. and missing you more.. Please jaldi aa jao na.. Accha nahi lag raha...

Raman:- Few more days my bandit queen... and ill be there right beside you..

All of them jumped up from their seats and Mihika starts shouting..

Mihika:- see I told you I told you...

Saying so she ran to Ishra's room and gate crashed it..

Everybody followed..

Mihika:- Ohoo akka... Missing someone..

Ishita who was still on call was more than shocked to see everybody and Raman could hear everybody on the other side of line.

She was unable to understand what was happening and Raman understood they all heard their convo...

Raman:- ishita... Ishita suno...

Ishita:- Raman ye sab...

Raman:- Phone speaker pe daalo..

Ishita:- huh!!

Raman:- Phone speaker pe daalo na..

She did as he said..

Ishita:- daal diya...

Raman:- Oho vanar sena... Chup sabke sab...Bandaro ko laddoo mil gaya kya jo itna naach rahe ho?

Everybody heard him yelling and his effect could be seen on their faces... His impact was so strong that even from far away his anger could made them all silent at his one roar..

Raman:- Agar kisine bhi is bare me meri biwi se baat ki na.. to soch lena uska mai kya haal karoonga.. Shutup and jaao sab apna apna kaam karo..

Hearing him like that everybody silently moved out of their room and ishita chuckled..

Ishita:- Sab kitna darte hain aapse..

Raman:- tumhe chhodke...

He giggled..

Ishita:- ab kya hoga??

Raman:- Kyun mai boyfriend hoon tumhara?? Pati hoon na.. aur inki mat socho.. koi tumse kucch nahi kahega..

Ishita:- woh to kal hi pata chalega..

She sighed and both hung up...

Everybody was glad to know about their relationship progress but couldn't talk as per the instruction or say order of Raman.. But still their Mission was successful and everybody was now praising Mihika...

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Hey people.. Than you so much for such awesome responses on my last os.. It means a lot.. I hope you like this one too.. Its lamer than the previous one but still will be waiting for your responses... Plz do comment

Love

Sakshi