3 Khans and their EGO!!!

Because the action in all the Dabangg movies put together wouldn't even come close to the real life poison arrows being shot back and forth between the three bigshots of the Khan camp. If you thought that all was hunky dory between the Khans, here are nine quotes that will burst your bubble:

"Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for?" - Salman Khan

For the regular digs that he takes at SRK when he's bored and looking for some creative way to kill time; that's what Sallu remembers SRK for.

"Now that his films are not doing well, SRK has lost his sense of humour." - Aamir Khan

Seeing as Aamir made this comment at the peak of his career (with Taare Zameen Par, Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na and Ghajini under his belt) the superstar had his sense of humor and sarcasm well in place.

"I have never heard Amitabh Bachchan saying that he is No 1. People who are number one don't proclaim themsleves that they are number one." - Aamir Khan

Zero points for guessing which King Khan was at the receiving end of this barb.

'Well Shahrukh is once again begging for my attention, so let me get back to him. He is smelling too much, I think he needs a bath. Heel boy, heel.'" - Aamir Khan

While his pet dog named Shah Rukh Khan might need a bath, if you ask us, the only thing Aamir needed after this snarky wisecrack was a suit of armor to shield him from SRK's comeback.

"I found Salman very rude and inconsiderate and a lot of things. Over the years whenever I met him, I was polite but after the experience of working with him in Andaaz Apna Apna', I just wanted to stay away from this guy." - Aamir Khan

*Shah Rukh Khan likes this*

"I can understand that SRK is bitter as his films have not done well." - Aamir Khan

Looks like Mr. Perfectionist got his research wrong; we are ready to bet that SRK bypassed bitter altogether and reached murderous fury after this one.

"There is no accounting for taste." - Shah Rukh Khan

Sounds innocuous enough, right up until you find out that SRK made this statement in response to Kunal Kohli's declaration that he had watched Jai Ho recently. Sigh. While there is no accounting for taste, when it comes to the King Khan, there isn't any accounting for self-preservation either.

"Yes, it's going really well. Salman & I are planning on having a baby together."- Shah Rukh Khan

If sarcasm could kill, we'd all be lying dead in a heap here.

"You 😛take the biggest brand in the country that is SRK and then use that platform to publicize yourself. I think Aamir rocks. The problem is that I cannot use another brand because there is no one bigger than me." - Shah Rukh Khan

Laugh at him if you will, but at your own peril. Who needs VFX and stunt directors when you can fatally wound people with mere words?

Shah Rukh Khan - 100. Rest of the world - 0