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I am taking a vacation from my vacations, and I thought a PPP, albeit short, was overdue.
Things happened while I was away. Good things, bad things, horrendous things, delightful things.
Parud consummated, impregnated, delivered and terminated to exist.
I asked for #BinaShirtMoonchiya, instead I got #BinaGhaghraMyra
I asked for Spicy Paro, instead I got Myra Hates Spices
I asked for endless love scenes, instead I got Quick Gun Murugan Moonchiya, the one shot wonder who got his wife pregnant after just one attempt.
While RR CVs went full force to reinvent the show with an entirely new storyline, besotted fans complained, tweeted and fumed over the changes.
In all this, I would appeal the fans to remember one thing - the poor man Moonchiya has been celibate for SEVEN years. That is seven years of no physical contact with any woman, no hedonistic pleasures, no gratifying night time forays to speak of. The one woman who could give him comfort while he searched for Paro Version 2.0, namely Laila, seems to have migrated to Bangkok, Thailand and left the man high and dry. Her single source of income had dried long time ago and how long can a girl survive without a standing cash inflow. She is running a successful Laila LaLa Massage Parlor in the heart of Bangkok these days, I hear.
He contemplated "Khud Khushi" so many times, but with little Dhruv sleeping right next to him, he couldn't bring "up" the courage to do so. He quit BSD because it offered no privacy. He thought a private security business as a bodyguard would give him ample opportunities guard some really good bodies but alas, he never found one that met Paro's match...until now.
Rudra's parents should have looked for a nicely divorced girl with "no issues" for him in local matrimonial ads, a girl with wheatish complexion would have done just fine. But then they decided to try the latest Tantric techniques in their new-found frenzied love life that both of them died of simultaneous cardiac shock. So that ended that.
The fans can battle, wage a war on social media, call the CVs names, but for Moonchiya's sake I feel its high time the man got some action and not get inverted by the sounds of Heli Mhari Sun Le Ramji.
So here's to The Return of Moonchiya's Solid Love Life.
If you are with me that Moonchiya deserves a rollicking love life then Trend #JhandaOonchaRahe
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