OS - Being Shakuni (pg 142) Duryodhana's killing (pg 139) - Page 108

Hey Cots..
I think I was blind to not have read this masterpiece by you for so long? I mean.. Am I crazy? God knows what's wrong. I think watching this Mahabharata has made me this way. 😭 But it's never too late!!! I just read the first part and it's hilarious! Extraordinary.. 🤣 🤣
Just showed this to my mom as well, and she said its marvellous, and the best OS among which I showed her from IF 😃
I hope you will still continue... And I would I've to read more.. And I probably will read all the parts today night.. I m an owl 😆 Will comment tomorrow morning about each part 😆
You seriously have a great hand! Hats off!!

Cotswolds...please continue even after the show ends...
Ur OSs are simply awesome...
By the way, my most favourite were the ones regarding Arjun's marriage to Subhadra n Draupadi's reaction in that hut which even Ved Vyas was scared to approach...hence it's not recorded in history... 😉 😆

And ofcourse the one on Dushasen... 😆

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

P.S:-Does Shree Ram's biography yesterday inspired you to write Hanuman Ji's bio🤣

I was about to say the same in your OS.. Shreeram and Hanuman bio at the same time..

Oh really😃 sorry I missed reading your OS before, and that's a bigg miss, u know in "My Post" Dury and Dusy OS is coming back to back 😃😆

Killing of Duryodhana

Nakula:Dury, how dare you expose your thighs to Pnachaali ? Had you no shame ?
Krishna looking with surprise at Nakula whom he considered a only pretty face devoid of brains. Dury is again concerned.
Krishna:(encouragingly) Very good Nakul.. Carry on.
Nakula:Duryodhana, you must be soft in brain to do such an unpardonable sin. Bheema hit him in his head.

Dury whistles with joy.. A close shave indeed. Bheema makes another vain attempt to break Dury's head but Dury only feels tickled and hits Bheema hard.

Arjuna:Dury, you are adharmi and a person of impure thoughts will definitely hesitate to go nude infront of his own mother.

Arjuna:(earnestly)Keshava, Dury will kill Bheema. Please help us.
Krishna:I cant. But you are all so close yet so far away.
Arjuna:(confused)What do you mean ?
Krishna:Think hard. What is that one common thing which everyone repeatedly pointed out ? That will lead you to solution.

Sahadeva(excited):I get it.. I get it.
Krishna:(gentle smile) Dear Sahadeva.. I knew you would get it. You are the brightest of all.
Sahadeva:Yes.. The common thing is Duryodhana. bhrata. Kill Dury. Kill him at this instance. Dont wait. Just kill him.
Krishna winces. Bheema who is profusely bleeding gets annoyed at this worthless suggestion, lifts his mace and takes couple of steps in Sahadeva's direction to give him beating but then checks himself.

He now looks pleadingly at Krishna.

Krishna:Bheema,are you having trouble standing? Do you have cramps in your thighs ?
Dury growls. He is upset with Krishna for his hints and crafty ways.
Bheema starts thinking on Krishna's words and is about to get the full import but Sahadeva distracts him.
Sahadeva:Bade bhrata.. Forget everything. Just kill him. We are with you. Just break his neck.

This is just one of those off days for poor Sahadeva.

Krishna:(ignoring Sahadeva)Bheema, this devil THIGHVED .. I mean thrived on thice...I mean dice..
Shadeva:(innocently) Krishna, please talk clearly.. You are confusing bhrata Bheema. Bhrata, just kill him.

Krishna(seriously annoyed, trying to get rid of Sahadeva): Sahadeva, I have very important task for you. Could you please immediately go to Ved Vyaasa and remind him that it is about time to groom his beard? If you start now, you can reach him in a couple of days. Its very important.

Sahadeva:But Kanha, how can I go ? Bheema needs my support right now.
Krishna sighs and makes another attempt.

Intelligent Bheema's head is muddled up with injuries but Krishna's words were slowly sinking in and he is about to comprehend it fully when Sahadeva interrupts his thinking yet again.
Sahadeva:Bhrata.. We are all with you. We will all support you from a safe distance. Kill him.

Dury could not help but notice with delight that spark of comprehension in Bheema's eyes, yet again completely fading away.

Dury:(Happy with Sahadeva) Sahadeva, I am softening towards you. I have decided not to kill you. I want you to fill the void of my dear Dushy.
Sahadeva:(angry)Hold your tongue. You are insulting me by calling Dushy. Unlike me, he was a brain-dead, adharmi, moron.

Krishna can no loger take it, explodes..

That's the last time Duryodhana laughed.

Thanks Anjana, Anu, Cherryberry, Shani, Amritat and Bhrati for your kind words of encouragement.

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

Cots

Great story. My fav part was Dury asking Arjun why he didn't appear nude in front of Kunti.

Couldn't Arjun have answered that there's nothing that she could do for him if he did that, since she did not tie a blindfold, or...

Then Dury could have added an insult about her giving birth to a sutaputra b4 she was even married, and make a remark about Durachari bahu having Durachari saas 😈

Actually, @ the rangbhoomi, when ⭐️Dury referred to Kunti as a charitraheen while fighting w/ Yudhi, he just made me chuckle 😆

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Killing of Duryodhana

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Dury is clubbing Bheema mercilessly while Pandavas are busy discussing the weakest part of Dury.

Yudhi:Dury, you are a great sinner. You invited Sati Panchaali to sit in your lap in the open court.
Krishna gets pleased with Yudhi's thinking and is smiling expansively. Dury's face clouded with worry.
Yudhi:Bheema, only a cruel, heartless, wretched person can think of such abhorring action. Its obvious his heart is his weakest part of the body. Hit him in the chest.
Krishna is crestfallen as Yudhi could not identify weak spot. Bheema gets up and punches in Dury's chest with all might only to be flattened yet again by Dury.

Nakula:Dury, how dare you expose your thighs to Pnachaali ? Had you no shame ?
Krishna looking with surprise at Nakula whom he considered a only pretty face devoid of brains. Dury is again concerned.
Krishna:(encouragingly) Very good Nakul.. Carry on.
Nakula:Duryodhana, you must be soft in brain to do such an unpardonable sin. Bheema hit him in his head.
Bheema makes another vain attempt to break Dury's head but Dury only feels tickled and hits Bheema hard.

Arjuna:Dury, you are adharmi and a person of impure thoughts will definitely hesitate to go nude infront of his own mother.

Dury:So Arjuna, will you go nude infront of maata Kunti ?
Arjuna:(hesitatingly) Well..Maadhava, he does have a point.
Krishna:(encouragingly)Bravo Arjuna. Dont listen to him. You are doing well. You are my true disciple. Pray continue...
Arjuna:The very hands which helped cover privates and thighs infront of maata Gandhari also perpetrated the worst crime of exposing and patting those thighs shamelessly. Bade bhrata, break his hands, his weakest part.
Krishna is annoyed. Bheema follows Arjuna's advice and ends up biting dust yet again.

Arjuna:(earnestly)Keshava, Dury will kill Bheema. Please help us.
Krishna:I cant. But you are all so close yet so far away.
Arjuna:(confused)What do you mean ?
Krishna:Think hard. What is that one common thing which everyone repeatedly pointed out ? That will lead you to solution.

Sahadeva(excited):I get it.. I get it.
Krishna:(gentle smile) Dear Sahadeva.. I knew you would get it. You are the brightest of all.
Sahadeva:Yes.. The common thing is Duryodhana. bhrata. Kill Dury. Kill him at this instance. Dont wait. Just kill him.
Krishna winces. Bheema who is seriously bleeding gets annoyed at this suggestion, lifts his mace and takes couple of steps in Sahadeva's direction to give him beating but then checks himself. He now looks pleadingly at Krishna.

Krishna:Bheema,are you having trouble standing? Do you have cramps in your thighs ?
Dury growls and is upset with Krishna but does not say anything.
Bheema starts thinking on Krishna's words and is about to get the full import but Sahadeva distracts him.
Sahadeva:Bade bhrata.. Forget everything. Just kill him. We are with you. Just break his neck.

Krishna:(ignoring Sahadeva)Bheema, this devil THIGHVED .. I mean thrived on thice...I mean dice..
Shadeva:(innocently) Krishna, please talk clearly.. You are confusing bhrata Bheema. Bhrata, just kill him. Forget about weak part.

Krishna(seriously annoyed, trying to get rid of Sahadeva): Sahadeva, could you please convey my salutations to Ved Vyaasa urgently ? If you start now, you can reach him in a couple of days. Its very important.

Sahadeva:Bhrata Bheema needs my support right now. I will go later.
Krishna sighs and makes another attempt.

Krishna:Always remember,THIGH.. errr thy skills. Always uphold thighest principles.
Dury is furious at Krishna. But all thick-headed Pandavas are still wondering.

Intelligent Bheema's head is muddled up with injuries but Krishna's words were slowly sinking in and he is about to comprehend it fully when Sahadeva interrupts his thinking yet again.
Sahadeva:Bhrata.. We are all with you. We will all support you from a safe distance. Kill him.

Dury:(Happy with Sahadeva) Sahadeva, I am softening towards you and plan not to kill you. I want you to fill the void of my dear Dushy.
Sahadeva:(angry)Hold your tongue. You are insulting me by calling Dushy. He was a brain-dead, adarmi, moron.

Krishna can no loger take it, explodes..

Krishna:Cant you all do one simple thing without my help ? Is it so difficult to figure out ?
Pandavas look at each other in bewilderment and then look at Krishna accusingly for not giving sufficient hint while Dury winks at them mockingly.

Krishna suddenly gets another brain-wave. He now turns to Dury..
Krishna:Duryodhana, wipe that smirk off your face. You and Dusshasana are the stupidest of the lot. You parents are ashamed of you and how they wish that they had smart kids like Pandavas.
Dury:(Very angry) REALLY ? This bunch is a smart one ?? Then how come no one figured out that you were so painstakingly referring to my thighs, my weakest spot in the body ?? HAHA

That's the last time Duryodhana laughed.

That was hilarious...🤣🤣🤣. Poor Krishna... he was having hard time with the fat head Pandavas... 🤣
Sahadeva's repeated interuption was getting on Krishna' nerve much to Dury's delight... 🤣🤣