OS - Being Shakuni (pg 142) Duryodhana's killing (pg 139) - Page 109

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Comment on Dusshasana Oovach

Note from who is making the comment- This comment is a result of a reader who is overwhelmed by the marvelous work of biography/AutoBiography😕 of a man claim him as an expertise of brothel matters, a Karmayogi who never wasted time in romantic fore-plays and showered his fruit without any discrimination .. this comment may contain some adult content .. youngest members plzz stay away

one suggestion to the writer: you chose wrong songs for Dushy .. it should have been "Silent night Holy .." ..err Never-mind 😉

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who gave away his arms for a cause.

u never know what happens after 4000 years . then my Arya will lose his Daanveer tag .. Cotty not done😡

In fact I also composed a slick poem which ingeniously rhymed sick with lick and d**k. I wanted to recite it in the court in honour of sage Durvaasa but Pitamaha Bheeshma as usual did not allow me. What a prick!! My literary wings cut forever so this is attempt at prose this time.

😆🤣 with this even Duhshashan can sue you in court for defamation .. oops may be not .. 4000 years may have taken the his glory of being Aadi father of "Aadirasa" in out sastra😕 .. excuse me Mr. Dushi is you the inventor of this literary style in India

Like a true Karmayogi, I never bothered about fruits of my actions. You will find hundreds of fruits of mine cuddled in the arms of their cursing,vengeful moms , in every alley of HP. Some fruits are grown up. They appreciate walking beauties and wait eagerly for opportunities to trap them in a lone, deserted alley. I feel proud of them but never claim any fruits as my own. No wonder Krisna had no need to give me mini-geeta gyaan.

edited controversial comment here .. read my mind if you can😉

Anyway as per Dushy's telling .. he must have been one of the most FRUITFUL man of Ariyavarta .. if not the best

Indra is the best dad in the world.There is so much to learn from him.. His escapade with Ahalya.. His opinion of Tilottama.. His top 20 excuses to Indraani to stay away from home at night.. His Apsara management skills..How he changes his form and adapt mannerisms to fool pretty wives ? So much to learn but idiot Arjuna asked for Divyastras and instead of enjoying his stay with lovely nymphs got himself busy with stupid fight with stupid Nivatkavach.

Arjuna is crazy and has shamed our famous Kuru dynasty. How can anyone refuse willing Urvashi ? If I was in his shoes.. Well those are some private Mungerilal ke Hasin Sapane.

I wonder why Dushy desire what he already has .. usually people don't ask for it .. Mungerilal ke Hasin Sapane...😆🤣 .. bechare sapne dekhte reh gaya .. thora Bhagwan ji ka sun leta sapne sach karna aa jata 😉

Beneath this rugged, magnificent exterior of mine lies a noble, warm heart. Even though I hated Arjuna, I was the first one to appreciate when he wore woman's clothes and was busy demonstrating to maata Kunti how he helped Vaasudev to abduct Rukmini. He looked so adorable, so stunning. His muscular body, red lips, delicate clean shaven face draped in women's clothes made me forget that he was one of my sworn enemies and I embraced him from behind as one brother to another.

😆🤣if this narration is ever taken as an authentic one .. Now you have graduated in the literary style I am assuming [from ur narration] he was the forefather 😉

Viraata always brings painful memories of my beloved Keechaka who was ruthlessly killed by bloody Bheema. I will always cherish my first and only meeting with him at Viraata court.

I always knew that I have the potential to break Krishna's Limca record of 16000 wives. All I needed was the guidance to channel my energy, vigour in right direction. Keechaka was the person. I had planned to ask him if he was open to a proposal to be adopted in Kuru family as our brother. Alas!!! He was killed.

Like Eklavya, I too created his statue and installed it in my bedroom. And I am proud to say I have learnt innovative techniques and positions under its watchful eye.

So Batsayan was not enough .. Historians may find a KeechakSutra published by Dushashan one day😆

Shishupal was a very interesting person, an enigma with apparently unlimited capacity.

I was curious to know how many offsprings are required to safely land into non-napunsak category. I had learnt that he was born with 3 heads and 3 arms but there is no mention if he had any other multiple organs which helped him to be a non-Napunsak.

🤣 ⭐️ .. ehmm no comments here .. one who may answer this is my respected elder by AT relation😒
I consider Draupadi VH as the biggest blot on my otherwise flawless career. I still wonder what went wrong. How could I not disrobe her ? The incident made me a laughing stock of entire court. So humiliating.. I was so depressed that I lost interest in women for entire day.

While big bro trained with iron statue of Bheema after VH, I too trained hard day and night to become extremely proficient at disrobing women of all sizes, ages, heights and weights donned in challenging attires.

Good .. now this is what I was waiting for .. Dushasana I can give you a wonderful opportunity to practice your skill on beautiful mannequins of different shape size color .. just drag the sari so that it gets bigger n bigger .. if you help in my planned sari business I will provide uncountable mannequins for your practice .. its a deal 👍🏼

I never thought my punishment was adequate and felt as if the load was taken off my chest when Bheema ripped apart my arms and heart.

Dushi one question .. are you related to Thakur Sahaab in anyway ?? think only about him anyway .. looking here n there will bring the B thing behind you .. again

That reminds me. I am unable to record my biography as I have no arms. I need someone as intelligent as me to record. I am going to find out from Guru Vyaasa if he could spare Lord Ganesha for a while. Ciao.

Ganesha is also scared of Star CVs n counting days for ⭐️bharat's end so that he can take breathe out of agony of distortion .. creation is so out of shape now creator wanna save his own emm .. he has to come in earth in few days and gobble laddoos .. at least now let him do exercise by running after his pet who has finally digested the Jaimini

Originally posted by: SayaneeH.Lecter

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: panchaali

THIGH.. errr thy skills. Always uphold THIGHEST principles.

all thick-headed Pandavas are still wondering.

best lines from the update 🤣

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Cotty thank your luck that forum voting is closed before you write this OS .. else a new catagory would have been added with single nominee and obvious enough .. ask Dushashana .. he too wants to congrats Dushashana of the Forum .. he says his blessing is always with you🤗