10 Things You Should Never Say To A Shah Rukh Khan Fan

With the second half of 2014 touted as potentially Bollywood's most anticipated, all the big guns are raring to go. And you can't talk about Bollywood without talking about the Baadshah of Bollywood - Shah Rukh Khan. For all the love and adoration that his fans shower upon SRK, he's got his fair share of critics too. Sure, you're entitled to dislike him but just don't make the mistake of criticising him in front of one of his fans. That's something you just don't do. Here are 10 things you should never tell an SRK fan. And the fan reactions you're very likely to get if you do!

1. He does the same acting in every single movie. He has no variety.

Swades, Chak De, Darr. Next question please.

2. He's a bit too cocky, don't you think?

If answering the ridiculous questions posed before him in an intelligent and witty manner is called being cocky, then yes SRK is cocky.

3. Sure, he was good in the 90s but today the king of romance is undoubtedly Ranbir Kapoor.

You know what SRK means? Superior to Ranbir Kapoor!

4. I always get confused between Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge.

Here's a gun. You know what to do next.

5. Come on, Chak De would have worked no matter which actor you cast as the coach.

Yeah, sure, and the Godfather would have been the same had you cast Woody Allen instead of Marlon Brando.

6. Shah Rukh doesn't have the star power that Salman has.

How many non-hindi speakers faint at the sight of Salman again? Other than Katrina and Jacqueline.

7. I don't think he's being offered any roles. These days he only does one movie a year.

Because he isn't a factory. He gives a damn about making that one movie the best one of that whole year. Wait till Happy New Year.

8. Today's crop of young actors are way more talented than Shah Rukh Khan.

Are you listening to yourself? Are you? Because I don't think you are.

9. OMG! Why does this guy cry so much in every single goddamn movie??

Uh! Because he's a human being with emotions and because he's got the most amazing heart!

10. Ra. One.

I don't know what you're talking about.