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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: frappie

MEDHA I have recently come across few facebook facts

Well thought you wouldnt know so felt like sharing
Arjuna the cruel guy planned with his wifey to insult dury and karna in Rajasuya..
He actually asked his papa Indradev to "steal" I repeat "steal" Kavach Kundal...
Draupadi loved Karna or rather she had feelings for Krishna because basically she is a wh**e and lusts for every other guy...
She deserved the disrobing and it was her own mistake...
She is a wh**e and who made her a wh**e Krishna and arjuna .So if people call her names it is not actually their mistake because we need to actually dwell into the background of situation...
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Arjuna is basically a goon see he married 4 women...
and the most recent one..
It was not Nakul and sahdevs mistake they actually wanted to heel Karna but the reason for their mean behavior was arjun and draupadi's brain washing...
You would rather Love the most aamazing fact of the day...
Arjuna disguised as Brihannala to escape Karnas arrows and starbharath is glorifying Arjuna they showed that he unveils his identity...
Otherwise in actual epic He was disguised...
While others say it was Bhishma who protected Arjuna from Karna...
Well thought of sharing it may be you can write an Os on cruel unworthy goon arjuna who is responsible for his wife being called wh**e also being disrobed...



Poor Arjuna getting flank for having 4 'non-fictional' wives -- while the ones whose wives are unknown are felt sorry for and wives are made up😭

Yeah -- Everyone translated that stuff wrong -- the snottly gandivdhari never ever made Karna run awaytwice during Viraat -- They all probably toned it down and were not attacking with full force because they didnt knew it was Arjuna -- though it is weird that before the war all the warriors from Kaurav side for talking about brihnalla as Arjuna -- i wonder why?😕

Yes, Arjuna and Draupadi spent the whole night before Rajsuya, plotting to insult Duri jaan and Mr. Daanveer instead of putting their time in less (read, more ) important things.😉--- Probably wrote a whole script and distributed it to everyone -- all the four pandavas and daasis and included Krishna in it -- because how could he not be involved in the devilish deed of insulting the two great human right activist and tree huggers.

Imagine, Draupadi standing in front of the mirror, practicing her mockingly coy laugh she will have to act out when she will finely move her wand to perform the black magic and make Duri jaan fall in the water --- And Karna is insulted, because he is a good friend and his friends insult was his insult -- They both held hands in solidarity, walking away --blaming there worst luck and the cruelty and injustice they have to face in every day life from this world😭😭😭

Wait, did Arjuna tripped Angraaj in the water and high fived Krishna after that too?😲🥱

Oh -- yes! Karna was at the brink of his death in one of the books i think -- and Arjuna and Draupadi totally bad mouthed Angraaj and told N-S to not try to heal the poor chap -- how could they after he threw 'bad words' at the evil wifey and ordered her to be 'bad touched'.

Yeah, Bhishma had been protecting Arjuna fronm Karna since a very long time -- because trust me, Angraaj was always looking for Arjuna to finally challenge him for that 'one on one' duel --🐷 no, really!
But Pitamah always came for the rescue and hid Arjuna from Karnas view in his "Shaktimaan" pose -- Karna had to back out then, since he had respect for elders.


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Posted: 11 years ago
Will...🤣 comment in detail🤣 once I catch breath (I hope to do so in next 24 hrs).
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Medha.S


Poor Arjuna getting flank for having 4 'non-fictional' wives -- while the ones whose wives are unknown are felt sorry for and wives are made up😭

Yeah -- Everyone translated that stuff wrong -- the snottly gandivdhari never ever made Karna run awaytwice during Viraat -- They all probably toned it down and were not attacking with full force because they didnt knew it was Arjuna -- though it is weird that before the war all the warriors from Kaurav side for talking about brihnalla as Arjuna -- i wonder why?😕

Yes, Arjuna and Draupadi spent the whole night before Rajsuya, plotting to insult Duri jaan and Mr. Daanveer instead of putting their time in less (read, more ) important things.😉--- Probably wrote a whole script and distributed it to everyone -- all the four pandavas and daasis and included Krishna in it -- because how could he not be involved in the devilish deed of insulting the two great human right activist and tree huggers.

Imagine, Draupadi standing in front of the mirror, practicing her mockingly coy laugh she will have to act out when she will finely move her wand to perform the black magic and make Duri jaan fall in the water --- And Karna is insulted, because he is a good friend and his friends insult was his insult -- They both held hands in solidarity, walking away --blaming there worst luck and the cruelty and injustice they have to face in every day life from this world😭😭😭

Wait, did Arjuna tripped Angraaj in the water and high fived Krishna after that too?😲🥱

Oh -- yes! Karna was at the brink of his death in one of the books i think -- and Arjuna and Draupadi totally bad mouthed Angraaj and told N-S to not try to heal the poor chap -- how could they after he threw 'bad words' at the evil wifey and ordered her to be 'bad touched'.

Yeah, Bhishma had been protecting Arjuna fronm Karna since a very long time -- because trust me, Angraaj was always looking for Arjuna to finally challenge him for that 'one on one' duel --🐷 no, really!
But Pitamah always came for the rescue and hid Arjuna from Karnas view in his "Shaktimaan" pose -- Karna had to back out then, since he had respect for elders.




@red did u sneak peak into my chambers govind!!! 😲 naughty (chennai express style!!)
and yes aarya n me had a really horrible night!! (no wonder our son still stands as mystery!!!) making scripts and giving to all even secretly sending an anonymous one to chedi yuvraj shishupal (no!! i didnt add the signature word "napunsak"!!! shishupal improvised the scrip!! )to insult u (govind) publicly!!


medha kumari!! salute you dear!!!! 👏 👏 👏 👏

nothing more!! i'm speechless!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
Omg...this was the best thing I've ever read.. 😛
Seriously phenomenal work medha 👏 it's not only sarcastic,hilarious but it is just amazing!!!hats off to you 😉
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You are on roll. Another great OS. Love your covert sarcasm.. Again, great imagination.. Its not easy to weave together so many disparate events in a cohesive story to create so much fun.
I feel D Chalmers' list will never be complete without your mention.. 😉
Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: raj_a_p

Will...🤣 comment in detail🤣 once I catch breath (I hope to do so in next 24 hrs).

👍🏼😆 ok, i will wait then
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Krishnaa_Nair



@red did u sneak peak into my chambers govind!!! 😲 naughty (chennai express style!!)
and yes aarya n me had a really horrible night!! (no wonder our son still stands as mystery!!!) making scripts and giving to all even secretly sending an anonymous one to chedi yuvraj shishupal (no!! i didnt add the signature word "napunsak"!!! shishupal improvised the scrip!! )to insult u (govind) publicly!!


medha kumari!! salute you dear!!!! 👏

nothing more!! i'm speechless!!!


Sakhi, you are frankly quite awesome, too.🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Anmira67

Omg...this was the best thing I've ever read.. 😛
Seriously phenomenal work medha 👏 it's not only sarcastic,hilarious but it is just amazing!!!hats off to you 😉


Hey Mira😳 thank you for reading it -- i am glad that you enjoyed it!😊
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

🤣🤣⭐️

You are on roll. Another great OS. Love your covert sarcasm.. Again, great imagination.. Its not easy to weave together so many disparate events in a cohesive story to create so much fun.
I feel D Chalmers' list will never be complete without your mention.. 😉

O.M.G. to have my chicken theory up their would be awesome
Weirdly, i just kind of kept writing and the events connected themselves -- i am in tune with Duri jaans spiritual energy!😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Medha.S

👍🏼😆 ok, i will wait then


Your wait is over😆.
  • First, I have to find a new title for you. You have outgrown the title of Mahamallike😉
  • Chicken, seriously? It took me half an hour to catch my breath after reading that.
  • Duryodhan as human right activist is not that far fetched considering the posts I am seeing around blogs and other posts.
  • Last but not least, continue eating/drinking whatever you are eating/drinking so ur SQ (Sarcasm Quotient) remain high as ever.👍🏼

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