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Cotswolds thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Medha.S

OMG. Where have you come from?😲
I had read that yesterday and that is what i was thinking about when i wrote that, oh god! 😆


Like The Cell movie, I have entered your mind..beware..😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Cotswolds


Like The Cell movie, I have entered your mind..beware..😆


Uhh, man that is like a totally different level of spying😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Medha.S


Bet Arjun will beg to differ --- Krishna is just beautiful, after all.😳😆

🤣 O.M.G. this is how you prove you really are my sakhi, KMG would be so proud of you!


juz paying my heed to the superlatively awesoem book which have caused almost an entirely new mb in this forum!!
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Posted: 11 years ago

FB worthy 'valid' Theories -- Human Rights and Forest preservation -- The philosophers and Chickens.


This is what happens after you spend too much time on FB one day after not touching it for almost an year - Inspired by the plausibly valid argumentative theories, notice the extra attention on valid' (i.e. arguments showing what you can believe but not really believe it -- keeping in mind, everything not mentioned is a possibility, hence a valid possibility and everything not denied too, is valid) flying around FB, the product of superior minds with formal logic (read, the art of turning highly unlikely speculations and utter BS into certainty) - I too am greatly inspired, and wish to adopt the workings of these practical intellects with baffling wisdom - putting a little more(read mighty)strain on baffling', but bowing to the wisdom nonetheless. Keeping in mind that here, wisdom is a state of clarity and understanding so comprehensive and unreservedly exhaustive, yet also so detailed and highly complex, as to be totally beggaring description ( i.e. too awful for words).

Duryodhana became a human rights advocate later in his life, he did not care much about it during the early days and only took Karna's side and made him a king because he had a childhood crush on him and was highly fascinated by his Armor. He wanted to become just like his friend of Golden Glory and appreciated a companion who never made fun of him like his cousins for being a high maintenance brat. He looked past his arrogance and snootiness, and saw the boy with body image problems.

Truth to be told, Duryodhana never appreciated his own mace fighter/wrestler body and wanted to be more like Karna and that little shit looking down on him from his position of favorite student'. Karna always complimented him and made him feel secure about himself. He also wished to have an armor that would make him immortal but Karna's was the only piece. His friend was awesome and told him he would be Duryodhana's Armor. That is why he hated Karna's wife so much, she just did not appreciate his friend like he did. He also knew about Karna's wives allergy with anything royal and especially, a crown.

There was a time when Duryodhana was taken with philosophy and was inspired by the saying that, if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, it was never yours.' ---- So, he decided to take away Karna's crown. It was the hardest thing he had ever done because he knew that no , crown = yes, freedom - especially when it came to the wifey of his friend. After some time, when what was his, never came back - because it was his, goddamnit, he took matters in his own hands. He decided to modify that particular saying, If you love something, set it free - if it comes back to you, it was yours. If it doesn't, shoot it down and capture it again. And he didn't modify it for his own benefit, the modification set more correctly with the universal philosophy of, what goes around always comes around - you get what you give'.

Duryodhana was a Human Rights activist, advocate of nature preserving and protecting animals. He was the first ever tree hugger"though his good qualities were completely overshadowed by his Grandfather's exaggerated descriptions of some of his mistakes. Pandavas were given a barren land with the whole of Khandava forest, but the self-righteous self-proclaimed superiors among Men went barmy and mental and burnt it down to construct a mad house for themselves - a mad evil house which tried to drown him that one time. It was probably there witch wife born of fire, who did some kind of mumbo-jumbo trick, he concluded. He was so angered by this, burning of precious trees and vulnerable animals - he felt mortified of himself for allowing those spoilt monsters getting their hands on that mighty forest.

Obviously, the cowherd was the one who planned it all, so what? Mr. Gandivdhari did not have to go along with it but obviously, he did. How could he say no to anything that butter and clothes thief suggested? He decided to avenge the forest and its dwellers - He took it all away from them as punishment for their deeds and also sent them to forest to get in touch with their gentler tree and animal loving selves. He then, proceeded to destroy the buildings around the area where there used to be a mighty forest named Khandava. He then, started a campaign to plant one tree every hour. All the citizens and he himself with his brothers and friends started nurturing the trees and send good and positive thoughts towards the trees.

He was a human rights advocate - this image of him is tainted by his Grandfather mentioning how he called the cowherd a slave of his uncle Kansa and claimed that he cannot raise his weapons against a slave because he is a monarch. The truth is that, he was just upset. The cowherd had destroyed all and any hope he had of bringing his vile cousins on the path of light. They were redeemable before the cunning son of the devil came and started brainwashing the poor sods. He will always regret that. He hated the fact that he could not do anything and in a moment of utter despair insulted the cowherd for being a slave. He did not realize in that moment that his words would be taken so seriously and his title of Human Rights Advocate will be snatched from his so cruelly.

He accepted to go to the forest to see what is going on with the Pandavas, only to make sure they are not burning anything else. He again was completely stunned by their insensitive ways and reckless cruelness. They were wearing and sleeping on skins of animals. He was so saddened that he arranged for booze and marijuana and drowned in it all to forget about his cruel cousins and there inhumanity --his friend and brothers, and some of the wives joined him too in solidarity. So when the Gandharvas attacked them, they were stoned and drunk in their weights. The pesky and unfair celestials took advantage of this and captured them all - Karna, who knew how to hold his liquor the best kept fighting for a while. But, Duryodhana was absolutely broken by the fact that celestials were even destroying the trees around them, Karna noticed and tried to tone it down and stay away from the forest. But near the river, ducks and swans were getting injured. He could not stand that, so for the sake of the innocent beings, bowed out of the fight and ran.

He was reminded of the time after the swayamvar, when he had to fight with that Brahmin. He was happy that Duryodhana had left and did not see how another very big Brahmin was picking up trees and throwing them around. He also had to withdraw from the fight with the Brahmin who looked like he was about to shoot him with the brahmastra ---- because there was a chicken staring them down, getting impatient to cross the road on which they were fighting. It looked murderous. He was hit by fear because hell hath no fury like a chicken stopped to cross the road' - because it is the ultimate universal truth, Chicken crosses the road so trying to stop it from happening or interrupting it from happening is like trying to defy gravity or walk on moon in a straight line. So he decided to call it a day and left.

The long standing question, that everyone from Plato, Aristotle, Karl Marx, Machiavelli, Darwin, Einstein, Othello, Blake, Keats, Oscar Wilde, Macbeth, Hamlet and Hippocrates tried to answer. Why did the chicken cross the road? Now you know, because the superior being could not find in it the patience or amusement to just stand there and deal with the vile and lowly creatures causing unwanted ruckus in middle of the road with pointed sticks and strings. So, it made sense to not humor the egos of the fumbling awkward things by letting them think that there circus was of any importance to it - and it strutted away across the road - But only after giving them a I am definitely judging you' look.




Yeah, I am done with my philosophical nonsense, though still not worthy of facebook.😆 I am extremely sorry for subjecting you all to this. I will go back to writing that sequel.


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Posted: 11 years ago
wow medha its superb/awesome /hilarious! sarcasm at its best! u r really queen of satire
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Posted: 11 years ago
it's an awesome write up, pataa nahi kaise kaise log hain jo aise post likhte hain facebook main bina mahabharat padhe.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Quoting Raj Bhaiya..."Sarcasm ki maha-mallike", I bow down to you.!!! 👏

I took an oath that I will not laugh while reading this OS of yours. I always end up ROFLMAO after reading them and everyone around me gives weird looks, so decided that I would keep a "straight face" this time. And the thing is, I even managed, but that chicken in the last part ruined my vow just like it ruined the fight between these two vile creatures.. 😭🥺

And as I was ROFLing, I could actually mentally visualize that chicken looking down at me with a judging look.!! 😛🤣🤣🤣 (Perhaps for breaking my vow? 😉😆😆)


Also, I am sure that if you spend some more time in FB, you can find "valid logical" theories as to why the chicken crossed the streets. Maybe one particular "dark being" who was present nearby had some hand in it.!! 😈

Ahh... One more thing, do let me know if you ever come across any citations stating that Plato, Aristotle, Karl Marx, Machiavelli, Darwin, Einstein, Othello, Blake, Keats, Oscar Wilde, Macbeth, Hamlet and Hippocrates have finally found out the answer to this eons-old mystery. 😉😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Medha I would call this a witty satirical caricature...
Well I am very impressed by Duryodhan's Human rights philosophy ...
I can very well understand his vulnerability ...His love and attachment towards nature which lead to Gandharwa war😭
Also Mr. aangraaj
Karna noticed and tried to tone it down and stay away from the forest. But near the river, ducks and swans were getting injured. He could not stand that, so for the sake of the innocent beings, bowed out of the fight and ran.

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He was hit by fear because hell hath no fury like a chicken stopped to cross the road' - because it is the ultimate universal truth, Chicken crosses the road so trying to stop it from happening or interrupting it from happening is like trying to defy gravity or walk on moon in a straight line. So he decided to call it a day and left.
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Medha rani truely you are a SARCASM oops "PHILOSOPHY QUEEN"😉😉😉


Edited by frappie - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Sarcastically and philosophically hilarious...
some witty crap is sometimes very good for the brain.. no no I am not joking, this is serious. I read this somewhere in facebook!
Wow Duryodhana's human rights and his very very logical reason fo hating Miss Mukut haters is superb!!!
And oooh love and attachment towards nature lead to the Gandharva war... Oops..poor Dury 😭🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
MEDHA I have recently come across few facebook facts
Well thought you wouldnt know so felt like sharing
Arjuna the cruel guy planned with his wifey to insult dury and karna in Rajasuya..
He actually asked his papa Indradev to "steal" I repeat "steal" Kavach Kundal...
Draupadi loved Karna or rather she had feelings for Krishna because basically she is a wh**e and lusts for every other guy...
She deserved the disrobing and it was her own mistake...
She is a wh**e and who made her a wh**e Krishna and arjuna .So if people call her names it is not actually their mistake because we need to actually dwell into the background of situation...
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Arjuna is basically a goon see he married 4 women...
and the most recent one..
It was not Nakul and sahdevs mistake they actually wanted to heel Karna but the reason for their mean behavior was arjun and draupadi's brain washing...
You would rather Love the most aamazing fact of the day...
Arjuna disguised as Brihannala to escape Karnas arrows and starbharath is glorifying Arjuna they showed that he unveils his identity...
Otherwise in actual epic He was disguised...
While others say it was Bhishma who protected Arjuna from Karna...
Well thought of sharing it may be you can write an Os on cruel unworthy goon arjuna who is responsible for his wife being called wh**e also being disrobed...


Edited by frappie - 11 years ago

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