I LOVE MY MOHINI AUNTY
OK SEE i have never denied the fact that I love my mohini aunty
SHE IS NECESSARY TO MAINTAIN MY EVIL QUOTA
she is necessary to maintain my humour quota
SHE IS NECESSARY TO MAINTAIN MY
"WHAT NOT TO DO" QUOTA TOO
she has introduced me to the concept of weather in a big way
such is the scene at my house tht even my angry mom rants at me
"""TAKE CARE OF UR MAUSAM YOUNG GIRL
if u keep urself glued to this dabba called lappy
IT CAN ANYDAY BECOME MY CRIME SCENE ""
her speaking eyes open new avenues of evil tendencies
and what to say of her black tongue
EVEN GOD THINKS SOMETIMES
WHAT WERE THE CHEMICALS I MIXED
TO CREATE SUCH A MARVELLOUS BLACK FIX
she can burn anyone to black ash
just with the grace of her hellish mouth
just think if she was a raavan with 10 mouths
what would have happened to the world around
but today I am so sad for my aunty
on the game of chess called RANAWAT HAVELI
she will be cornered from ranks of black queen
to a mere pawn
her truth is so knocking at the door
she will not even find time to run some more
if THAKUR KI EX WIFE or DILLY KI FIRST ONE
will not be enough to shake her ground
LAILA AUNTY WILL COME RIDING ON HER GADHA
AND DAMAGE HER MAUSAM PERMANENTLY FOR SURE
ohhh my aunty will suffer
my aunty will cringe
she will pop out her eyes some more
she will give a festival of dailogues like none before
AS I LOVE MY AUNTY SOO MUCH
YOU CAN EASILY GUESS THE DEPTH OF EVIL STREAK
RESIDING IN ME
I M SOO WAITING TO WATCH THE HELLISH MESS
WHICH AWAITS MY AUNTY EXTREME
I m soo going to savour every torture at her
I m so going to clap at every silent slap she receives
I m so going to LOL at her every frustrated speech
because
you know I LOVE MY MOHINI AUNTY
AND NO ONE CAN LOVE HER MORE.