Why Modern Day Technology Would Render 90s Bollywood Plots Useless

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Posted: 11 years ago
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As 90s kids, we tend to defend the logic of the movies we grew up with vociferously to young brats these days. But deep in our hearts, we know that these plots would never hold up today - especially with mobile technology and a variety of apps. And Facebook page Minimal Bollywood Posters shows us exactly how.

1.Hum Apke Hain Koun

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If only Pooja bhabi Whatsapped her hubby Rajesh (Mohnish Bahl) bye-bye instead of climbing down 200 stairs to her death, Prem and Nisha could have totally had a happily ever after without any complications.

2.Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

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All Simran needed to do was tell her friends to wait for her at the next station - and Raj Malhotra need not even have been part of the movie, huh?

3.Darr

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Any sensible woman would have informed women's helpline if they were being stalked by a crazy psycho - and that would have made the cult hit Darr' redundant.

4.Damini

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Only if Damini had a smartphone with a high-megapixel camera like everyone else today does, she could totally have avoided all the drama.

5.Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

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One text about his location would have been enough to fix Sameer and Nandini's separation - without bringing Ajay Devgan, a reluctant wedding and unnecessary feels in the second half of this Sanjay Leela Bhansali romance.

6.Aa Ab Laut Chalen

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If Google helps us find anything we want, Wikipedia tells us everything we need to know about anyone. Now only if these two sites had been this popular in the 90s, Akshaye Khanna would have found his father so much sooner.

7. Raja Babu

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Govinda could not have kept up his pretenses for long only if Karishma had checked his LinkedIn and found the bitter truth about him.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nothing can match up to the 90s era of BW.😎
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆 Can't believe how we survived without mobile and internet then.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Indian movies never use technology. Train ki chain tak toh kheenchi nahi SRK ne DDLJ mein. Yeh log kya WhatsApp karte?
Even now, Jiya Khan did not use Google in Ghajini. She went to check newspaper archives and rummaged through all old papers to find about Kalpana and Sanjay!😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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^^ True

Just as Amir didn't Google Ghajini. Bechare kitne gonday chup maare gaye 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 .. very good one .. technology would have spared us soo many shitty flicks

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