PhatPhatiya Post - Speed Cooking

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Moonchiya's lolling head is sexy, Paro does a quick embroidery of Hara Kiri Aari Kari of Letter R on a silk cushion and slips it pronto under his head.

Not only does Paro baisa do instant embroidery, Paro baisa is Rachel Roy of 30 minute meals, making delish meals faster than heating instant coffee. She whips up a mean Palak Paneer with buttery smooth spinach, chunks of paneer that float like decadent clouds in the green gravy, with just the right hints of pepper and clove, garnished with cilantro in a delicate marriage of flavors. So what if she has two failed marriage attempts.

Moonchiya sa, can't you be like all the good men of the world and just eat cereal from a box when you get hungry at night? You know you are so pampered, all the house ladies fall over each other to feed you wholesome meal. And no, I didn't miss that you licked your fingers with loud smacking sounds, followed by a burp. Chef Morimoto would crown our lady of curry the next Iron Chef. I am sure you are feeling a bit uncomfortable with all estrogen loving you are getting off late.

Moonchiya won a Medal for not mucking the case further. Dilly boy has to be roused from coma, so both of them can go to village school and show the finger to that stupid teacher who undertesticlemate Rudra's powers. Aman got a Thenga for all his running, not even a best supporting major medal

So Paro baisa poking nose where nose not belonging.

Aman bhai and Singh sir ji, very poor planning on your part. Did you forget about the mehndi? Paro baisa you can be goonghi behri andhi but knowing how Moonchiya knows your dimensions, you should have worn oven mitts to prevent discovery.

Paro baisa stages a ghoomar ghaghra style sit-down and picketing. Her demand - Mein Nahi Jaoongi.

Paro beta, chai pio
Mein nahi jaoongi
Paro beta, khana khao
mein nahi jaoongi
Paro beta, bathroom joa.
Mein nahi jaoongi
Paro beta shaadi karo
jaoongi jaoongi bar bar jaoongi, because failed shaadi is my hobby

ok, that scenario never happened. its all in my head.

Men in coma get frequent bouts of fever because fever is the easiest thing CVs could think of to show Paro's very caring side. And the only solution to fever is Wet Mop on your forehead, because you can never give fever med via IV, there is no nurse to do that, they have local Mahila Mandali Gharelu Care who can barely see where she is going.

Here is my dedications to Paro Baisa's Speed Cooking

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6zn1zpHsg[/YOUTUBE]





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Posted: 11 years ago
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Deliciously Funny Post.👏
I was trying to see if they give the recipe----The show is fast paced so our baisa has to cook everything sooo fast. I was feeling my years in the kitchen is a sheer waste. 😛


I was also hoping Singh sir orders Majar saab to bring Baisa to the medal giving ceremony.



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: himba

Deliciously Funny Post.👏

I was trying to see if they give the recipe----The show is fast paced so our baisa has to cook everything sooo fast. I was feeling my years in the kitchen is a sheer waste. 😛


I was also hoping Singh sir orders Majar saab to bring Baisa to the medal giving ceremony.




I think Major saab needs some time off. To relax and ease his testosterone build up, of course, with much help from Paro Baisa
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I definitely imagined it. 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paro beta shaadi karo
jaoongi jaoongi bar bar jaoongi, because failed shaadi is my hobby

🤣🤣

Hilarious post as always
Awesome 👏

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome PP! How nicely was moochiya talking to gauri and his Bhabi? A mellow moochiya for once! I like lol
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ sa🤗 -Mhaari graamin bahin- thari madhya pradesi bhaasa ne mharo dil jeet liyo kal!
Yahan sab speedy speedy hai- are we in for a speedy consumashuns as well?

When men in coma can have afternoon naps here- toh phir bukhaar toh wet mops se theek ho hi sakta hai - nahi?

Thanks for the laughs dearie- much needed!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ..I really want to know abt tricks and techniques of speedy cooking...by this way I can avoid eating frozen...😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Lovely post as always, nice receipe techniques and very apt title for today, and we even got the information, how to deal with coma induced patience!!!! Amazing
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Great one SJ!

Cereals, bread-butter/jam/jelly etc etc are not available in Rajsthan.. Men in Rajsthan always need Roti, good ones if they have women in their lives or burnt ones if they don't have.

So that buttery smooth green Palak paneer was cooked by Paro in 3 minutes? I thought she cooked some mixed sabzi in a huge oak. She must be a magic chef!

Edited by golpokobita - 11 years ago

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