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Without Moonchiya, the episode was quite BeRangRasiya. What a difference an "s" can make - turning dangerous kidnapping to kids napping.
Talk about collective IQ of birpur and chandangarh dipping below 20. The two villages would win the National Lampoon Society's annual lampooning awards hands down.
Bhima needs to be reminded that when you buy Goods with No Return Policy, you verify the seller is good and more importantly, you verify the product before you accept merchandise.
KcM and Sumer scramble to build a reasonable story. The ideas they rejected are as follows:-
1. Mythili eloped with dashing a young chap a la Mala. But KcM worries this will shatter Samrat
2. Mythili went to Delhi to join Aam Admi Party, inspired by her neighbor Balika Vadhu.
3. Mythili secretly went to watch the movie Highway. She got so impressed, she styled her own kidnapping after consulting with Imtiaz Ali for ideas
4. Mythili got lost in Jaipur Mall in a baby store.
5. Mythili took an extended nap in a hotel room with room service.
Inspired by their favorite movie Sholay, KcM & Sumer settle on a kidnapping story. They painstakingly decide the embellishments to the story and agree it wouldn't be prudent to concoct that Mythili might have even done the Mehbooba dance around a campfire as they speak. That thought would most certainly kill Samrat
Chandangarh is more dangerous than Ramgarh where Gabbar raided the village for food, grain and occasional gal for his needs. Random goons descend in to small towns and abduct bahus for ransom. Thankfully Ramgarh's Thakur had no arms to pleasure himself, leave alone scratch a butt itch, but Birpur Thakur has brawny arms that can pleasure and itch, much to our collective dimple-induced delight.
Samrat is livid at being cheated of chivalry in his own wife's kidnapping. Instead sumer and paro decide to go to the goons lair. KcM worries Samrat would end up getting himself kidnapped as well, resulting in twice the ransom.
Paro conveniently shuts her eyes to eliminate any question as to why they are driving to Birpur. She also conveniently turns deaf when Mythili kicks down the bamboo shoots despite the constraints of tight petticoat and sticky polyester saree
Tomorrow Paro gobbles the entire 10-pack bargain deal of her secret stash of Tiger biscuits and whacks the proverbial Bhima and cohorts. But she is outnumbered and Sumer thanks his lucky stars for being spared his precious cargo, for he couldn't afford both his brother and him to not beget another Ranawat.
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