PhatPhatiya Post - BeRangRasiya Kidsnapping

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Posted: 11 years ago
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That is right
Without Moonchiya, the episode was quite BeRangRasiya. What a difference an "s" can make - turning dangerous kidnapping to kids napping.

Talk about collective IQ of birpur and chandangarh dipping below 20. The two villages would win the National Lampoon Society's annual lampooning awards hands down.

Bhima needs to be reminded that when you buy Goods with No Return Policy, you verify the seller is good and more importantly, you verify the product before you accept merchandise.

KcM and Sumer scramble to build a reasonable story. The ideas they rejected are as follows:-
1. Mythili eloped with dashing a young chap a la Mala. But KcM worries this will shatter Samrat
2. Mythili went to Delhi to join Aam Admi Party, inspired by her neighbor Balika Vadhu.
3. Mythili secretly went to watch the movie Highway. She got so impressed, she styled her own kidnapping after consulting with Imtiaz Ali for ideas
4. Mythili got lost in Jaipur Mall in a baby store.
5. Mythili took an extended nap in a hotel room with room service.

Inspired by their favorite movie Sholay, KcM & Sumer settle on a kidnapping story. They painstakingly decide the embellishments to the story and agree it wouldn't be prudent to concoct that Mythili might have even done the Mehbooba dance around a campfire as they speak. That thought would most certainly kill Samrat

Chandangarh is more dangerous than Ramgarh where Gabbar raided the village for food, grain and occasional gal for his needs. Random goons descend in to small towns and abduct bahus for ransom. Thankfully Ramgarh's Thakur had no arms to pleasure himself, leave alone scratch a butt itch, but Birpur Thakur has brawny arms that can pleasure and itch, much to our collective dimple-induced delight.

Samrat is livid at being cheated of chivalry in his own wife's kidnapping. Instead sumer and paro decide to go to the goons lair. KcM worries Samrat would end up getting himself kidnapped as well, resulting in twice the ransom.

Paro conveniently shuts her eyes to eliminate any question as to why they are driving to Birpur. She also conveniently turns deaf when Mythili kicks down the bamboo shoots despite the constraints of tight petticoat and sticky polyester saree

Tomorrow Paro gobbles the entire 10-pack bargain deal of her secret stash of Tiger biscuits and whacks the proverbial Bhima and cohorts. But she is outnumbered and Sumer thanks his lucky stars for being spared his precious cargo, for he couldn't afford both his brother and him to not beget another Ranawat.




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-CrazySobtian- thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Oh SJ!
Awesome and yet hilarious post.
Doing this so often requires talent.
You are awesome!
EDIT!
Oh wait I am first!😃
Edited by -MallyluvsJ2M- - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Samrat is livid at being cheated of chivalry in his own wife's kidnapping. Instead sumer and paro decide to go to the goons lair. KcM worries sending Samrat would result him getting kidnapped as well, resulting in twice the ransom amount.


couldn't agree more!!...🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago
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truely its kids napping SJ
First of all I was waiting for the videos to be uploaded but they never came... it took me 20 mins to realize that the time has changed and I have to wait longer to see the episode now... 1 hr can make a lot of difference...
Well one thing is clear everyone knows the truth (i mean the lie) about DIL and everyone is on the same page (except Rudra)... sumer kidnapped bhabhi thinking it was bhabhi but it was not bhabhi but it was bhabhi... now bheema doesnt want bhabhi but wants bhabhi... so to get bhabhi KcM and Sumer ask bhabhi to help get bhabhi back... well they made up a story which kinds fits into the situation...
ok enough of the drama...all I cared was a glimpse of Moonchiya which I got and all he said was "Paro theek hai".. made my day
Well I guess Paro doesn't need Rudra after all she can handle those bheema and guys single handedly and Sumer just watches... you ranawats don't underestimate Paro 😆
Edited by napk - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 Superb humor...ure incorrigibly hilarious !
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Priorities. Taunting about runaway brides more important than a missing bahu? Wokay. Rejected ideas 👍🏼

Sad. Dilly-Danny never thought of calling Ruddy?

Now that KcM has revealed the plan, and overreacted, and taunted about wives running away, I'll just ponder upon the dumbness of THE PLAN. Won't Ruddy, at some point, come to know about the "kidsnapping" jhooth? Then why would he spare anybody?

Tomorrow's question: will Maithili compensate for lost IQ? Will she decode her kidsNAPPING, truly?

Thankfully, my Banna sa appeared for 0.000000013762 seconds. Paro theek ho, ya na ho- I will sleep in peace.

Do I sense a Ramayan- symbolism and hidden meaningz? Sumer=Ravan, Paro=Sita, Rudra=Ram who is trying to hunt another dimpled Raavan? Is it just me? Or is Maithili Sita? But can Samrat be Ram? Whatevs. I need to sleep over this.
Edited by Exprimere - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: -MallyluvsJ2M-

Oh SJ!

Awesome and yet hilarious post.
Doing this so often requires talent.
You are awesome!
EDIT!
Oh wait I am first!😃


👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Exprimere

Priorities. Taunting about runaway brides more important than a missing bahu? Wokay. Rejected ideas 👍🏼

Sad. Dilly-Danny never thought of calling Ruddy?

Now that KcM has revealed the plan, and overreacted, and taunted about wives running away, I'll just ponder upon the dumbness of THE PLAN. Won't Ruddy, at some point, come to know about the "kidsnapping" jhooth? Then why would he spare anybody?

Tomorrow's question: will Maithili compensate for lost IQ? Will she decode her kidsNAPPING, truly?

Thankfully, my Banna sa appeared for 0.000000013762 seconds. Paro theek ho, ya na ho- I will sleep in peace.

Do I sense a Ramayan- symbolism and hidden meaningz? Sumer=Ravan, Paro=Sita, Rudra=Ram who is trying to hunt another dimpled Raavan? Is it just me? Or is Maithili Sita? But can Samrat be Ram? Whatevs. I need to sleep over this.


I see a Greek Tragedy in all this 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: napk

truely its kids napping SJ

First of all I was waiting for the videos to be uploaded but they never came... it took me 20 mins to realize that the time has changed and I have to wait longer to see the episode now... 1 hr can make a lot of difference...
Well one thing is clear everyone knows the truth (i mean the lie) about DIL and everyone is on the same page (except Rudra)... sumer kidnapped bhabhi thinking it was bhabhi but it was not bhabhi but it was bhabhi... now bheema doesnt want bhabhi but wants bhabhi... so to get bhabhi KcM and Sumer ask bhabhi to help get bhabhi back... well they made up a story which kinds fits into the situation...
ok enough of the drama...all I cared was a glimpse of Moonchiya which I got and all he said was "Paro theek hai".. made my day
Well I guess Paro doesn't need Rudra after all she can handle those bheema and guys single handedly and Sumer just watches... you ranawats don't underestimate Paro 😆


Jhalak dikhla gaya

My only hope is that Paro baisa's TV Pe Breaking News Ghaghra will locae mythili and bring them back to the relative safety of haveli.

Rudra ko koi phone karo Paro is hurt - he will come tearing down the entire route to Birpur.

😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ-sa...
I suspect Paro Bai Sa and Rudra Banna Sa to have had been munching on these for some time now...
Why else do u think both could not be in the same frame for sometime...fever was just an exuse😆

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