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One housekeeping note - going forward PPP won't be updated right after the episodes because my work days are getting busier. I feel so Colors TV doing this, but here is an approximate time to find PPP, if you still read these
Aglay Hafthay se Aapka Favorite PPP ab naye samay pe. Note Karein
Americas: after 4:00 pm Central Time
Europe: after 10:00 pm CET
Swades (and Sarhad par time): after 9:30 am
Read Karna Math Bhooliye ...Aapka Colorful misunderwear PPP
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Maha Episode means Maha chakkar around the room with the camera. Every side character's inner thoughts, every extra's dialog, every pajama's nada, every nose hair gets focus today. The story inches forward torturing even the snail against which it competes.
Maha Episode means Maha chakkar around the room with the camera. Every side character's inner thoughts, every extra's dialog, every pajama's nada, every nose hair gets focus today. The story inches forward torturing even the snail against which it competes.
Moonchiya and Paro do the village tour and get blessed by Fertility Goddess Kaki. The Kaki grants the couple a boon that while most couples have babies 9 months after wedding, Rudra is so virile and Parud so fertile, they'd pop one in 3 months.
And as if to prove the village right, Parud do a public Rangrasiya in the village square. Laila witnesses the RubRasiya and swears to destroy Rudra by rubbing some hot Wasabi sauce on his you know where.
KakiCumMasi(KcM) invites the entire world and their grandmas to watch the consumashuns in her house and wonders how many kids Parud would bear before some village idiot recognizes Paro. Moonchiya is livid at Paro for providing no filters and privacy settings on her Facebook page. He delivers a fine PhD dissertation on Mission Paro Protection but Paro refuses to buy his theories.
It took Thakurain a full day to realize that darn, she should have attended her son's wedding. So she plans a secret rendezvous. Thakur sa who was in the next room jotting down his day's measurements in the diary, is chagrined at her audacity.
The Haveli is as busy as a Sarkari Daftar (Government Tax Offices) with strangers walking in and out nonchalantly. I love Danny and Dilly boys and their bromance. Finally, some levity at the expense of alcohol but I don't blame them. The only way anyone's laughing in that haveli is when under influence. Perhaps, KcM could use a swig of brandy too to loosen up.
So our side-character Goon, who almost got pummeled into soft pulp by village Beendinis for inserting himself among them during morning Jhanki, is back to try his luck again. His wide eyed desperation is enough to send alarm bells ringing across Rajasthan but Moonchiya is too busy dusting fuzz from his black duds.
For a confirmed bachelor, Moonchiya seems awfully prepared with many wedding costume changes - quiet trendy too. I have to say though, none match the regal elegance of Thakur's Manish Malhotra duds.
And does Sanaya's hair dresser have a vendetta to settle against her? Why can't the stylist make Paro look this delectable every day? Why the stern mid parting and pasty licks of cow saliva to control the Number Eleven bangs over Paro's eyes?
So the prediction is someone's gonna die. I think its the goon who will slip on the spilled sharbath or Thakursa's libido upon hearing Thakurain's son's name.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Jodha Akbar
