Birthed with a silver spoon in his mouth and his head shoved very far up his arse, Bollywood bestowed upon us an individual epitomizing an insufferable, narcissistic, repugnant and unsightly casanova, these vernacular, of course, being synonymous to the one and only Mr. Ranbir Kapoor. The only thing one could derive form Sawariya, the extremely disturbing film, was the color blue and that enormous thing protruding out of his face, some may call it a nose but those entities evidently lack adequate visual perception. As we thought our suffering had ceased, he presented us with yet another nonsensical film, 'bachna ae hasino', as they title suggests, girls should save themselves from this std'd promiscuous man. I honestly thought that his promiscuousness
was only limited to women, but i couldn't have been more wrong. Although he initially convinced Ayan mukarjee to take him in his movie as he would greatly aid in providing the requirements needed for particular scenes, for example in 'wake up sid', he squirted the juices out of the plethora of pimples scattered across his face and supplied Ayan with enough to execute a perfect rain scene, but eventually their relationship flourished into a romantic one (poor Katrina), no wonder Ayan only takes him as the leading man in his films. May the souls of all those who saw 'besharam' rest in peace and may god free us of this waste of space.
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