ISHAAN PASS HO GAYA! -jokess

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
ISHAAN: "HIJKLMNO !!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
ISHAAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : ISHAAN, go to the map and find North America.
ISHAAN : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : ISHAAN!!!


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TEACHER : ISHAAN, how do you spell "crocodile"?
ISHAAN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
ISHAAN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : ISHAAN, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ISHAAN : I is...

TEACHER : No, ISHAAN. Always say, "I am."
ISHAAN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

ISHAAN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?

ISHAAN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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ISHAAN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
DHEER: No. Why do you ask that?
ISHAAN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

ISHAAN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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TEACHER : Now, ISHAAN, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

ISHAAN: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : ISHAAN, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

ISHAAN: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

ISHAAN: A teacher

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😆😆😆 hope u liked them!
(found these on another forum!😳)

😊 😊 thanks ashima...nice one... 😆

Originally posted by: punjabi_kuri36

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

ISHAAN: A teacher

OMG!! Awesome judwaa.... loved them🤣🤣🤣

👏 Cool Jokes, Ashi. Had fun reading them. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Teacher:Ishaan Tomorrow Will U Come School?

Ishaan:Yes 😆

Teacher:Why I Just Khew That Ur Parents Are Dead Don't Come Tomorrow Ok?

Ishaan:Ok Will Won't Come 😆

Outside 😉

Some Ishaan Friends:Wow!Ishaan U Make A Wonderful Plan That Ur Parents Are Dead 😆

Ishaan:Slap Him And Say I Am Not Lying My Parents Are Dead 😆

Ishaan Friend:Ohh Sorry And Start Laughing And Say Don't Lie

Ishaan:Slap Him Again And Start Laughing 😆

Dheer&Aditi Are Coming In Pants Shirts 😆 😆

Will Continue

In Class

Teacher:Ishaan Who Was United States Slave?

Ishaan:Hmm,Geoge W.Bush 😆

Teacher:Wrong,It Was Me 😆

Ishaan:Mamdam Can I Ask U A Question?

Teacher:Ok Go Ahead!!!

Ishaan:Ur Father Was A Slave Of Canada 😆 😆 ?

Teacher:Yes 😆 😆

Teacher:Ok Ishaan Last Questions For Today..Who Make Televison?

Ishaan:Hmmmmmm,,Ohh Yeah It Was My Father 😆 😆

Originally posted by: punjabi_kuri36

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

ISHAAN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?

ISHAAN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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TEACHER : Now, ISHAAN, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

ISHAAN: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : ISHAAN, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

ISHAAN: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

ISHAAN: A teacher

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omg these are just tooo funny ... (but poor ishaan - we've taken him to be as 'smart'😕 as his father😉😆) ... thanks for sharing😊

Ashim agood job. They are vry funny. 👏 👏

hey all of those jokes were funny

🤗 thanks everyone
good ones farqan 😛 😆