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Since Valentine day is coming next week what about CVs arranging a date of Jodha and Jalal under moonlight sky somewhere in agra(ideally away from agra fort else MA will do jasoosi and spoil evening) surprise
A short FF given
MH(Hakim) and Man Singh(MS) watch both Jodha and Jalal still hesitating to open their hearts to each other.
Hakim: Man Singh, bhaijaan aur bhabhi jaan ko paas lane ke liye humare paas ek behetareen sujav hai
Man Singh: Kya Hai
Hakim tells him some idea and both smile.
Its evening 6pm and Jalal busy in affairs of state
Hakim goes to Jalal: Bhai jaan
Jalal: Kya baat hai
Hakim: Humme apke saath akele mein baat karni hai
Jalal: Takliya to all ministers
Hakim: Aap humare saath ayiye naa
Jalal: Kahan Hakim
Hakim: Hume agra aakar bahut din hogaye, phir bhi humne aapke saath patang bazi ka khel nahi khela, toh aaj humne socha yeh khel Shalimar bhag mein khelen aapke saath
Jalal: Shalimar bhagh, magar humme bahut kaam hai
Hakim sad face: Bhaijaan, aaj ek din aap humare liye apna kaam chodkar nahi aa sakthe
Jalal: Itna udaas kyun ho rahe ho, chalo hum aapke saath patang baazi ka khel khelne aayenge abhi
Jalal leaves with Hakim alone
Man Singh goes to Jodha: Bua sa, aapki tabiyat kaisi hai
Jodha: Thik hai Man Singh
Man Singh: Kahan thik hai, aapko taazi hawa ki zaroorat hai, chaliye him Shalimar bhagh chalthe hain seher karne
Jodha: Abhiii nahiii
Man Singh acting angry: Hum aapki ek baat nahi sunenge chaliye, warna bapusa ko hum kya jawab denge
Jodha gets up and leaves with Man Singh alone
Jodha: Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai
Man Singh: Kuch nahi bua sa
Jalal and Hakim reach first to Shalimar Bagh.
Jalal: Patang kahan hai Hakim
Hakim confused: Patang????
Jalal: Patang baazi bina patang ke kaise hogiii
Hakim: Ohhh haan, patang patang aap behtiye hum lathe hain
Jalal: Nahi hum aapke saath aayenge
Hakim scared: Bilkul Nahiii matlab nahiii, hum le ayenge, aap yahin behtkar humara intezar kijiye
Jalal: Magar
Hakim: Hum abhi gaye abhi aaye bhaijaan
Hakim goes and hides behind tree: Abhi Man Singh babhijaan ko lekar aajaye bas
Man Singh reaches with Jodha and sees from far Jalal walking in garden
Man Singh: Buasa, aapko tand lagrahi hogi
Jodha: Bilkul nahi, shawl hai na humare paas
Man Singh the innocent : Accha, nahi jahiye
Hakim the street smart: Saara khel bigad dega Man Singh, kya karein
Hakim takes a small stone and throws to Man Singh
Man Singh: Ouchhh
Jodha: Kya hua Man Singh
Man Singh: Pata nahi, kuch tho gira humpar
Hakim praying: Picche mudo, Man Singhhh
Hakim thows one more stone
Man Singh gets angry and looks back. Hakim make ishaara come here.
Man Singh: Buasa, humme pyas lagi hai, hum pani pikar aate hain
Jodha: Paani?
Man Singh: Haan, aap yahin behtiye hum aate hain, ye lijiye aapke liye and gives her a bundle
Jodha: Issme kya hai
Man Singh: Aap baad mein dekh lijiye. Hum aate hain abhi
Man Singh runs and hides with Hakim
Man Singh: Ab kya karein? Shahenshah kaise buasa ko dikhenge
Hakim: Chup chap inteezar karenge, bhaijaan kuch der baad ayenge yahan
But Jalal is enjoying beauty of fountain far away
Man Singh: Diktha nahi Shahenshah aayenge
Hakim: Tum tehero yahin, main kuch kartha hun, bhabhisa ka kayal rakho
Hakim runs to Jalal hidding behind tree and throws a stone at Jalal from far. Jalal sees what it is and goes to investigate in that direction. He sees a woman sitting very far off and walks towards that side to see who it is?
Hakim smiles and slowly goes hidding behind to where Man Singh is?
Jalal: Jodha begum, aap kya kar rahi hain yahan
Jodha: Shahenshah, aap
Jalal: Hum, Hakim ne kaha unhe patang udani hai aur phir woh patang lane chale gaye
Jodha: Man Singh humme seher ke liye laye aur phir paani peene chale gaye
Jalal: Accha, chaliye behtkar inteezar karthe hain
Hakim: Yeh dono humara inteezar kar rahein hai
After 10 minutes
Jodha: Humein bhuk lag rahi hai
Jalal: Accha, yahan khane ke liye kya milega
Jodha: Man Singh kuch rakkar gayein hain, dekhiye usme kya hai Shahenshah
Jalal opens the bag. First comes on silver plate, next a few fruits, next dry fruits
Jalal: Lijiye, Man Singh ne itna saare pal kyun layein hai and she starts eating
Hakim: Mitahi nahi rakhi kya Man Singh?
Man Singh: Mili nahi kahin bhi
Jodha and Jalal sit and wait further as Jodha eats.
Jodha: Aap nahi lenge kya
Jalal: Humme bhuk nahi hai
Jodha: Kuch toh kahiye, hum akele ka rahein hai, accha nahi lagtha Shahenshah
Jalal takes an apple and starts eating it
Almost an hour since both are sitting waiting.
Jalal and Jodha look at each other: Nahiii, unlogon ne humme bewakoof banaya
Jalal: Yeh zaroor Man Singh ki kartoot hogi, hum unhe is gustaki ki saaza denge
Man Singh scared: Yeh sab tumhari waja se hua hai Hakim, Shahenshah ko gussa aagaya
Hakim: Maine kya kiya? Tum hi toh bahut kush ho rahe the meri yojana sunkar
Man Singh: Mujhe kya pata tha ki Shahenshah isse gustaki samjhenge
Jodha: Kabardar Shahenshah, Man Singh bahut bole hain. Yeh na sab Hakim ki kartut hai
Man Singh: Bilkul sahi buasa
Hakim staring at Man Singh amused
Jalal: Hakim, Jodha begum haadh karthi hain aap bhi, mere bole bale sharif bhai ka naam badnaam karne pe thuli hui hain aap
Hakim: Kya socha tha, aur kya ho raha hai Man Singh. Yeh toh jagadne laggaye hain
Jodha: Bhola bhala sharif, aapki arkathe dekh kar lagtha hai yeh aapki bhai ki kartoot hai Shahenshah
Jalal: Ohhh, toh yeh kya hai aapke Man Singh ne kyun yahan phal, kismis sab rakh kar gaye, yeh sab unki hi harkat hai Jodha begum
Jodha: Humare Man Singh aise nahi hain
Jalal: Humare bhai bhi aise nahi hain
Hakim: Bas ab tho lagtha hai yeh dono baal kichkar bachhon ki tara ladne lagenge Man Singh
Man Singh: Yeh sab tumari kartoot hai, kuch karooo
Hakim: Sochne dooo, kya karein
Suddenly Jodha-Jalal start laughing like crazyyy
Jalal: Abhinay achha kar lethi hain aap Maharani Jodha
Jodha: Humare guru toh aap hi hain na Shahenshah
Jalal: Accha guru hum hain toh, guru dakshina kahan hai
Jodha: Guru dakshina, woh kaisiii?
Jalal: Humare saath kya aap aaj ki shyam is hasin Shalimar bhagh mein bitana chayengi
Jodha: Joh aapki agya Shahenshah
Hakim and Man Singh stare at each other.
Jalal and Jodha hold each others hand and go for walk around garden.
Man Singh the innocent: Yeh kaise hogaya, abhi ek dusre par chila rahe the abhi bhaag ki sehr par ja rahein hai
Hakim: Toh yeh sab jagde dikhawa hai humlogon ke liye
Man Singh: Matlab
Hakim: Matlab hum agra qila jhakar batayenge Man Singh, abhi chalo unke peeche. Unki suraksha bhi toh karni hain
Hakim and Man Singh run hidding behind both
Jalal: Sach jodha begum, aap takti nahi hain, yeh bachkani jagde karke humare saath
Jodha smiles: Bilkul nahi, chup chupke pyar karne mein joh maza hai khule aam kahan shahenshah
Jalal laughs: Aur kab tak hum yeh dikawe ka gussa jari rakhenge
Jodha: Pata nahiii
Jalal: Humme pata hai
Jodha: Kya
Jalal: Hum tab tak yeh silsila jari rakhenge jab tak aap humme humare Sheiku baba matlab humara waris Salim nahi de dethi
Jodha shies: Aapku har waqt aapke Salim chinta lagi rehti hai, abhi toh chup chup kar milne ka silsila chal raha hai, abhi aur bhi padav baki hain mohobaat mein.
Jalal: Ya allah, auraton ko samjhna mushqil hi nahi na mumkin hain
Jodha laughs
Hakim smiles: Kamakaa sari mehnat paani mein gayiii hum dono kiii and innocent Man Singh scratches his head confused at what those two and Hakim meant
In background Tansen starts his evening music practice as Jodha-Jalal go for a walk together hand in hand enjoying the sunset and beautiful Shalimar Bagh at agra while Hakim-Man Singh follow at a distance to enusure their safety
Udne Ki Aasha
