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Rudra makes Paro lie on the sofa
And goes to find a bed with consumashun ki warranty and bharosa
Kaki threatens bahu that she'll bigadofy her mausam
If she needs help she can call Shahid and Sonam
Rudra puts up curtains
So that nobody can see the virgin
He had more than enough rope for kinky stuff
So he uses it as a sign-Do not disturb us
Chacha's emotional speech is cut short
When he sees the divider in his house
Paro finally wakes up from her sleep
I wish the CVs would give her some dialogues to speak
Rudra's old room is filled with posters of women
Later we find it is used by his cousin
Kaki Sa gets real pissed when
Major saab takes over the kitchen
Rudra gets a wrong dabba-flour instead of chocolate sauceš
And spills some over to look like Santa Claus
Paro asks amnesia ka koshen number two:
Yeh main kahaan hoon?
Paro calls Rudra by his name for the first time
When she starts her pravachan the fangirl in me dies
Paro and Rudra have a lover's tiff
She could have ended it by showing her midriff
Paro goes the Sholay way-she says sooocide
Rudra says if this will happen entire Birpur will be fried
Ranawat family is a total zoo
Bahu is a camel and Chacha is a gai which goes mooo
When Rudra is unaffected by Kaki's rants
She gets angry at everyone-from pati dev to plants
Aaj ka gyaan Masala Bai ke naam
She'd have been this decade's Ramola SIkand
But her color blindness has left me stunned
She says the black chashme are rangeen
She needs a pair too-woh bhi ekdum clean
PS: i accidently erased everything I'd written the first time round..this is just from memory
song dedication to mami:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCW7wES7TDI[/YOUTUBE]
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Jodha Akbar
