Kools reporting from base : Archana acts crazy in PR
Guys forgive me . My PC was not functioning so am late today . I will give a short version ... point to point for discussion .
Archana PUSHED Purvi aside and locked herself in a room and cried by sitting on the floor . [ I am giving her a flying kiss ONLY for pushing Purvi as ANYONE who pushes Purvi gets a flying kiss from me ...even DAMODAR .😃 }
Mommy Sulo asked What happened . She told NOTHING MOMMY . WILL TALK TO U TOMORROW . [ just like a 16 year old teenager who locks herself in the room .}
Prior to that u guys should have heard Mommy Sulo's tone : TU KAHA SE AA RAHI HAI ARCHU . Omg , the CONTROL Sulo has kept over Archana is AMAZING .
Mommy Sulo was praising Purvi and telling her not to take any nonsense from prospective damad Prince Arjun . Such feminist thoughts ! Poor Prince Arjun ! Soon we will see him washing dishes while these 3 women r chitchatting in the living room , discussing how to spend DK's wealth on BUSINESS with JAZBAAT .
Dumb Staff were nodding heads with vacant smiles and literally doing NAMASTE to Purvi [ men in their FORTIES} and did I fancy it or did they do a slight curtsy ? THIS after the training session at home is over .
Prince Arjun was the Peacock in full bloom today . He summoned the Dumb Staff to work ALL night so he can get a deal in the MORNING MEETING . And he told them things like
ARJUN KIRLOSKAR KAAM KE HISAAB SE CHALTA HAI
ARJUN KIRLOSKAR NEVER LOSES
ARJUN KIRLOSKAR ONLY WINS
Dumb Staff stared at him worshippingly . They stare at ANYONE giving speeches worshippingly .A few moments ago they were staring at PURVI worshippingly . Dumb Staff are most amiable ...they are willing to be led and driven by ANYONE who cares to uplift them .
Teju called a Sardarji called DALJIT SINGH and told him she wanted to live in a CHAWL . The jolly Daljit was zapped but he immediately recovered and promised her he wud fulfil her wish . Then he ran home to dance around the Lohri as Canadian Dollars were raining in his lap by Guru Nanak's grace .
Archana BURNT the photos in her album by plucking them out with trembling hands . She could not pick them out properly . Then she could not ignite them properly . Her hands trembled and she wept hysterically and stared vacantly .Huff Puff Machine Sulo stared from the window and shushed her to no avail . Archana was in ANOTHER zone .
The one sentence that kept bouncing in her brain was PEETH PEECHE KHELNE KI TERI ADAT NAHI GAYI . Meaning ...your habit of playing games behind the back has not yet gone . Manav said it na guys . Manav who she expected to be DRUNK , sozzled in her LOVE and who should have held her cheeks in warm manly hands AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED . As if a child had NOT supposedly DIED , as if the case that humiliated him had NEVER happened , as if 18 years of NOT bothering about the children had never happened .
Btw guys was there any need to get THIS hyper or excited about THAT particular statement ? Huh ???? I mean ...isn't it the TRUTH ? Does not Archana HIDE things and do a LOT behind Manav's back ? For instance ...keeping the fact that SULOCHANA was found in an AGED home , right upto the point where he was gonna make a JACKASS of himself by announcing it on TV ? or VANDU"S ABUSE ?
And these r mere silly examples , there r MANY things she does by listening to MOMMY SULOCHANA . So why feel so UPSET if hubby character analyses u PERFECTLY ?
Why be this hysterical ? Why were the OTHER TWO statements not vibrating in her brain ? WHY YOU SENT ME THE DIVORCE PAPERS and WHY YOU NEVER CAME WHEN I SENT TICKET ?
Beautiful scene between Sachu and Manav in hotel room . Sachu's face softens when he is with Manav . He had promised Savita he wud take care of the matter .
Manav was more INTELLIGENT than Archana .He remembered her words ...I do not want BANGLA GADI OR PAISA . So he thought TWICE about what Sachu was saying .
Savita 's comments will sound EVIL to many but if u dwell on them more ...YUP ...the demand for kids is nothing but a DEMAND TO HAVE IT ALL .
SO i applaud the Evil Savita for summing it up ACCURATELY . Coz Archana's pretences to GIVE IT UP ALL always end in TAKING IT ALL BACK . She had pretended to give Manav up to Shravani and then plonked herself in Shravani's wedding Mandap demanding him back .
And u know what guys ?The Lucky woman ALWAYS GETS IT ALL BACK . Without genuine apologies or genuine realisation . She got Entry back in Deshmukh Life WITHOUT putting Manju in jail . And she will get read made kids love back with just a 3 month stint .
Future Picture : Manav sitting at Purvi's feet drinking teertha of her feet and listening to her WISDOM . Of HOW GREAT AAi Archana IS .
Just saw PRECAP . Sulochana SLAPS Sachu . Bcoz he says practically that SEPERATION is the BEST alternative . He also dares to tell Mrs SELF RIGHTEOUS that WHAT ABOUT MANAV's SUFFERING in 18 years ...its NOT JUST ARCHANA WHO SUFFERED .
WOW . I mean WOW Sachu . WAY to go . 👍🏼 Sachu was not disrespectful , he spoke the truth politely but firmly . WHO is Sulochana to slap him ? WHO ??? Does she think she has a LICENSE to go around slapping members of the DESHMUKH family ? Ha ? Arrogant , self righteous woman ! Its HIGH TIME CVS show THIS woman getting slapped right back by the people she goes around SLAPPING ! Sachu is NOT her grandson ...he is SHRAVANI's son ! Savita's grandson ! She did not slap her grand daughter PUNNI for sleeping around like a prostitute with men twice her age and she shows big himmat to slap anyone in ARCHANA's HUSBANDS FAMILY ? What wrong did Sachu say ...its NOT just Archana who suffered its ALSO Manav who suffered ! Lop Sided CVS , show JUSTICE for once ! I hope Savita takes this personally and pulls Sulochanas HAIR BUN ! How DARE she raise her hand on Deshmukh Family members ? And Archana , WHERE r u now ? Wheres the GREAT LOVE for Sachu and wheres ur sense of fairness in correcting ur mom who NEVER SLAPPED Manju , Punni and Dharmesh ?
I PRAY to CVS to show Sachu takes TREMENDOUS offense . And teaches K trio an UGLY lesson and becomes calm only when HIS MOM Shravni enters the picture in the end .
Kools signing off , later than usual .CIAO guys , and Enjoy !
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Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 14 years ago