Kools reporting from base : 3 Deshmukhs flying to India in PR
Manav , Sachu and Teju . 3 r boarding the flight while 3 remain behind.
3 walk towards a living death while 3 r currently safe .
But first things first ...
The BORING fight of Prince Arjun and the Fighter Hen
Very VERRY boring guys . Fighter Hen was at it again , doing rude , unacceptable things and instigating her boss and then glaring at him with the bitchy gleam in her eyes thats becoming her TRADEMARK .
Guess what she must have done ? She had the gall to buy 5 LAPTOPS without asking any superior and coolly sent the bill to Prince Arjun for an amount of one and a half lakh to be sanctioned .
Guys , I'm feeling a little tired of being flabbergasted at the nonsense that Purvi does ...WHICH company in the world allows such BAKWAAS ? R CVs ok in the head ?
And guess what Guys ? They have shown Purvi getting away with this too ...AND retaining her job ! How wonderful ! 👏👏👏
What happened was this : Prince Arjun was rightfully annoyed and asked her With WHOSE permission did she go and buy not one , not two , but 5 costly laptops to teach the people the software [ When the company desktops r there anyways} .
Purvi implied that she did not need permission . U see guys , she feels her GRANDFATHER owned the company and bequeathed it to HER .
So Prince Arjun told her that he wud cut 10000 rupees from her salary every month .
So Purvi smiled a bitchy smile and coolly walked off saying THANK YOU .
So Prince Arjun , non plussed , asked her how come she is saying THANK YOU .
So Purvi told him this meant that she would NOT be fired after 15 days and that he had to compulsorily keep her for a YEAR at least .
So Prince Arjun smiled and said he ENJOYED CHALLENGES and that he wud make her JEENA MUSHKIL in company and at the end of 15 days she wud BEG his forgiveness and run away from his company .
BORRING . No other word . Prince Arjun is supposed to be FITZWILLIAM DARCY and Purvi is supposed to be ELIZABETH BENNET but dears , Purvi does NOT have Elizabeth's common sense , wit or sense of FAIRNESS and Prince Arjun speaks TOO rapidly for the quiet , articulate Darcy who would redden Elizabeth's cheeks with a mere rise of his eyebrow .
Sachu on the other hand brought a spark to the full episode with just one , sentence uttered ...I will go with Baba to India as HIS lawyer .
U see guys , Savita bluntly TOLD Manav today NOT to go to India ...that she was doing a NATAK so that he wud be spared PAIN if he wud NOT meet that woman called Archana who created TURMOIL in his life with her histrionic family breathing down the necks of every Deshmukh .
But Rehabilitated Damo told him to GO . He had initially tried to PUNISH Savita by purposefully bringing a doctor to expose her faking illness and also so that she wud be pricked by injections or be given bitter medicenes ...but Savita had a heart to heart talk with Manav .
So Damo told him
TU JA ! Don't FALTER . Run to the ALTAR ! My BOU is waiting . MY BOU ! Go meet her .
She is the BEST
in this CRAP FEST
I hate this old, wicked WIFE
and want HER in My LIFE
So what if she did CASES
Or lost our GRANDSON
The sight of her pretty face
lights up this dark horizon
The Deshmukhs need Archana
Even if she drives them bankrupt
What is important is Savita's PARDAFAASH
Even if Archana does our SATYANAASH
So bring her BACK !
And give your mother a WHACK !
Fear not ANOTHER Court Case !
Just keep looking at her pretty Face !
Then Damo gave his 60 year old son a PRESENT for his BOU . She will understand when she opens it ...he said mysteriously .
Savita Wept and told Manav not to go .
Sad Manav sadly remarked that he was going there to ask his million dollar SAWAAL . Its the SAWAAL thats important ...he told everyone gloomily . It needs to be ANSWERED . Or my Atma won't get MUKTI when I die . Some SAWAALS need QAWAALS .
Manav then pictured himself and Archana doing a QAWAALI on that Dombivli river bank , Archana wearing a silver shiny topi like an Indian Postman that most QAWALS wear while doing QAWAALIs in hIndi films . Archana looked so pretty , so pretty with that topi perched that way, giving JAWAABS to his SAWAALS that she took Sad Manav's breath away and he hurried to the airport with poor Sachu following in a slate grey suit , trying unsuccesfully to protect him .
Meanwhile guess what guys ? the 5 laptops were shown in Purvi's home with Purvi teaching the software to her dumb staff , Sulochana giving them all TEA . Archana was mooning about MANAV . She was uninterested in the TEA or the TRAINING that was going on around her . She was remembering how Manav had taught her this software 18 years ago .Mind u guys , the software that Archana knew 18 years ago is NOT known to the working staff of TODAY in Arjun's company . No comments .
Teju's stupid hiding on the airport was shown . She was saying YAAYYY INDIA ! Im going to INDIAAA ! as if it was the ONLY purpose in her life or something .
My comments :
Hiten Tejwani and the guy who plays Sachu ...Puru Chibber ...have EXCELLENT drawlling VOICES . Even if they utter ONE sentence , they draw attention .
Purvi is going to be shown WINNING constantly . Uptill now Arjun has not wone a single round .
I have NO HOPES that Arjun will teach upstart Purvi ANY LESSON . Yes , PUNNI can , if she manages to hook DK and becomes Purvi's SAAS .
Damodar should change his surname to KARANJKAR .
Sachu Savita team against Karanjkars will be interesting . But CVS will blow it by showing PURVI Archana winning .
Why wud a girl born and brought up in Canada be this interested in India ? Beats me !
Archana and Purvi r literally RUNNING the company it seems . 5 laptops have reached Karanjkar House and Sulo is presiding .Sounds familiar ?
Kools signing off for the day .Enjoy and CIAO .
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Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 14 years ago