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Posted: 14 years ago
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All PR members present in Mumbai are in K House.

Sulochana- aaj maine yeh meeting is liye bulayi hai kyun ki hamare parivar keliye ek bahut bada khatra aa raha hai.

Poorvi- kaisa khtara aaji? Mujhe batao main hal nikalungi chutki mein

Sulochana- lekin us se pehle main kuch achhi baatein bhi karna chahti hun. Aaj main bahut khush hun ki Poorvi mein mere sanskar dikh rahe hain. Hamesha sach ka saath dene ka sanskar aur burai se ladne ka sanskar

Rasika- zara DNA check kararna sulochana taai.. ho sakta hai aap ki koi najayaz rishte se paida hui aulad ki beti ho Poorvi 😆

Archana- Poorvi ne jo punni ka parda phash kiya uski baat kar rahi hai na aai?

Sulochana- bilkul. Aaj gali maholle se lekar Dadar CST tak har jagah bas ek hi goonj sunai deti hai..wah Poorvi wah..malik jaise jism ke saudagaron ko muh tod jawab diya hamari poorvi ne

Rasika- aur gali maholle mein munni ki jagah punni badnaam hui..uska kya sulochana taai? 😆

Sulochana- mujhe dukh is baat ka nahi ki punni aaj badnaam ho gayi..is baat ka dukh bhi nahi hai ki uski shaadi ab kabhi nahi ho sakti ..mujhe dukh is baat ka hai ki us mein mere sanskar kyun nahi aaye..(Tears)

(back ground music'aa aaa..aaa'hmm hmm hmmm'aa aa aa)

Sulochana- par khushi is baat ki bhi hai ki Poorvi mein mere aur archu ke sare sanskar dikh rahe hain..khair baaton baaton mein main yeh kehna bhul gayi ki hamare khandan pe kaun sa khatra aa raha hai

Poorvi- kya ajit mama mujhe badnaam galiyon mein bhejne ka soch rahe hain 😆..oh wow..so exciting na !!...tabhi main apne prince charming se mil paungi..😆

Archana- hat pagli . us se pehle tujhe 1-2 baar suicide attempt karna padega 😆 'dar mat main tujhe easy suicide techniques sikhaungi

Sulochana- khatra yeh hai ki manav aur uska pura parivar India wapas aa raha hai'jis parivar ne meri archu ki khushiyan chin li..woh log wapas aa rahe hain'.satyanash ho us parivar ka..muh mein keede pade un ke!!!!

Archana- sach?????????????????

A maid in K house- main aap ko yaad dila dun..us parivar mein archu taai ki do betiyan bhi hain'.

Archana- oh..main to yeh bhul bhi gayi thi ki meri do betiyan bhi hain'.

Sulochana- par mein unhe kabhi accept nahi karungi..kyun ki un mein mere sanskar nahi honge..

Archana- aai tu yeh kya keh rahi hai..mujhe meri betiyan chahiye

Sulochana- tujhe apni aai aur betiyon mein se kisi ek ko choose karna padega

Rasika- pehle bhi archana ko do do baar aapne aise conditions diye the taai. Pati aur maa ke beech mein kisi ek ko choose karne keliye. Pehle to usne galati se aap ko choose kiya tha. Lekin do baara apne pati ko hi choose kiya usne kyun ki pati se jo mil sakta hai woh maa kabhi nahi de sakti 😆 pehli baar to use kuch pata bhi nahi tha..kyun pavitra archu? Main sahi keh rahi hun na?

Poorvi- so exciting na?? pata nahi mujhe kab choose karne ka mauka milega..main to har baar pati ko choose karungi 😆'I am a 21st century girl mera hai yeh saara world

Archana- chup kar poorvi..itni besharmi ki baat mat kar'.

Sulochana- maine yeh faisala kiya hai manav ke aane se pehle main archu ke haath pile karwa dungi..

Rasika- Pile karwane se pehle check karwa lo sab kuch sahi hai ki dhile ho gaye hain 😆 har koi meri tarah thodi na maintain kar sakta hai !!

Archana- main doosri shaadi nahi kar sakti aai

Poorvi- aai yeh teri doosri nahi teesri shaadi hogi aai 😆

Archana- hogi to fir se manav ke sath hi hogi..

Sulochana- nahiii'

(Now a scene inside the flight from canada..manav gets a jhatka and falls down)

Savita- kya hua beta? Seat se gir kyun pada..seat belt bandh na achhe se

Manav-aai mujhe aisa laga Mumbai mein koi meri aisi ki taisi karne ka soch raha hai..jaise koi meri barbaadi ka game plan bana raha hai..

The End'.

Edited by -SD- - 14 years ago

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Thank you for providing much needed laughter 🤣

PR would be fun to watch if CVs stole your ideas 👍🏼



Edited by shootingstar27 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#3
Fantastic asusual. It was hilarious.
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Posted: 14 years ago
#4
very nice SD..i liked punni badnam huyi 🤣..very nice..😎
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Posted: 14 years ago
#5

Originally posted by: -SD-

All PR members present in Mumbai are in K House.

Sulochana- aaj maine yeh meeting is liye bulayi hai kyun ki hamare parivar keliye ek bahut bada khatra aa raha hai.

Poorvi- kaisa khtara aaji? Mujhe batao main hal nikalungi chutki mein

Sulochana- lekin us se pehle main kuch achhi baatein bhi karna chahti hun. Aaj main bahut khush hun ki Poorvi mein mere sanskar dikh rahe hain. Hamesha sach ka saath dene ka sanskar aur burai se ladne ka sanskar

Rasika- zara DNA check kararna sulochana taai.. ho sakta hai aap ki koi najayaz rishte se paida hui aulad ki beti ho Poorvi 😆

Archana- Poorvi ne jo punni ka parda phash kiya uski baat kar rahi hai na aai?

Sulochana- bilkul. Aaj gali maholle se lekar Dadar CST tak har jagah bas ek hi goonj sunai deti hai..wah Poorvi wah..malik jaise jism ke saudagaron ko muh tod jawab diya hamari poorvi ne

Rasika- aur gali maholle mein munni ki jagah punni badnaam hui..uska kya sulochana taai? 😆

Sulochana- mujhe dukh is baat ka nahi ki punni aaj badnaam ho gayi..is baat ka dukh bhi nahi hai ki uski shaadi ab kabhi nahi ho sakti ..mujhe dukh is baat ka hai ki us mein mere sanskar kyun nahi aaye..(Tears)

(back ground music'aa aaa..aaa'hmm hmm hmmm'aa aa aa)

Sulochana- par khushi is baat ki bhi hai ki Poorvi mein mere aur archu ke sare sanskar dikh rahe hain..khair baaton baaton mein main yeh kehna bhul gayi ki hamare khandan pe kaun sa khatra aa raha hai

Poorvi- kya ajit mama mujhe badnaam galiyon mein bhejne ka soch rahe hain 😆..oh wow..so exciting na !!...tabhi main apne prince charming se mil paungi..😆

Archana- hat pagli . us se pehle tujhe 1-2 baar suicide attempt karna padega 😆 'dar mat main tujhe easy suicide techniques sikhaungi

Sulochana- khatra yeh hai ki manav aur uska pura parivar India wapas aa raha hai'jis parivar ne meri archu ki khushiyan chin li..woh log wapas aa rahe hain'.satyanash ho us parivar ka..muh mein keede pade un ke!!!!

Archana- sach?????????????????

A maid in K house- main aap ko yaad dila dun..us parivar mein archu taai ki do betiyan bhi hain'.

Archana- oh..main to yeh bhul bhi gayi thi ki meri do betiyan bhi hain'.

Sulochana- par mein unhe kabhi accept nahi karungi..kyun ki un mein mere sanskar nahi honge..

Archana- aai tu yeh kya keh rahi hai..mujhe meri betiyan chahiye

Sulochana- tujhe apni aai aur betiyon mein se kisi ek ko choose karna padega

Rasika- pehle bhi archana ko do do baar aapne aise conditions diye the taai. Pati aur maa ke beech mein kisi ek ko choose karne keliye. Pehle to usne galati se aap ko choose kiya tha. Lekin do baara apne pati ko hi choose kiya usne kyun ki pati se jo mil sakta hai woh maa kabhi nahi de sakti 😆 pehli baar to use kuch pata bhi nahi tha..kyun pavitra archu? Main sahi keh rahi hun na?

Poorvi- so exciting na?? pata nahi mujhe kab choose karne ka mauka milega..main to har baar pati ko choose karungi 😆'I am a 21st century girl mera hai yeh saara world

Archana- chup kar poorvi..itni besharmi ki baat mat kar'.

Sulochana- maine yeh faisala kiya hai manav ke aane se pehle main archu ke haath pile karwa dungi..

Rasika- Pile karwane se pehle check karwa lo sab kuch sahi hai ki dhile ho gaye hain 😆 har koi meri tarah thodi na maintain kar sakta hai !!

Archana- main doosri shaadi nahi kar sakti aai

Poorvi- aai yeh teri doosri nahi teesri shaadi hogi aai 😆

Archana- hogi to fir se manav ke sath hi hogi..

Sulochana- nahiii'

(Now a scene inside the flight from canada..manav gets a jhatka and falls down)

Savita- kya hua beta? Seat se gir kyun pada..seat belt bandh na achhe se

Manav-aai mujhe aisa laga Mumbai mein koi meri aisi ki taisi karne ka soch raha hai..jaise koi meri barbaadi ka game plan bana raha hai..

The End'.

tooo goood
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Posted: 14 years ago
#6
SD bhai loved Rasika's lines. 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Superb one as usual SD bhai :D
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Posted: 14 years ago
#8
thanks SD bhai...u r amazing and keep updated more. its a real treat to read your imagination views.
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Posted: 14 years ago
#9
ha ha ha Rassi is ever present in these K gathering ... hai na?? 😉 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#10
SD tooo good...ROFL...
Aise hi likha karo mere bhai...

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