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Kools commenting from base : ARMAN suffering in PR
Bhagwan was worried , terribly worried . All people were coming upto him and telling him that TDH was not a THEEK person , a GALAT AADMI for Holy Archu . Ajit had told him that yesterday and today , Decent Satish was telling him the same thing . He is extremely PAHUNCHA HUA said Decent Satish , curbing his urge to divorce Varsha and remarry Holy Archu , HAVE U SEEN HIS EYES ? Bottomless dark pools .........just like DAMIEN in THE OMEN . Seen that movie ? I'm positive his mom's a jackal . Dont tell this to ANYONE yet , I 'm positive he BAYS on full moon nights Bhags . He will TORTURE Holy Archu after marraige . U know na , how SEEDHI SAADHI she is . She wud have WORSHIPPED both of us had she married either one of us . Alas ! I landed Varsha . Now she will marry TDH and worship him even if he kicks her , just like she worshipped you when u kicked her in the 3 month stay . Remember ? But I wud pick U over TDH anyday , TDH is BAD NEWS . Do something BHags .
Bhags felt scared when he listened to all these reviews of TDH's character that were pouring in since yesterday . Even Savita told him that TDH is a YEDA .😆😆😆 He is CRACK , she told him , making a face when TDH phoned to fire him for squealing to Satish about delaying his increment . EKDUM PAGAL . YEDA . Don'mess with that snake . . OMG thought Bhags . What if he harasses Holy Archu . I have to stop this marraige if all these reviews r true . What if he makes her wear noodle straps and minis , thought Bhags , thinking uncomfortably of Holy Archu with a plait and a black bindi in a black and white polka dotted micro mini with a Top tied at her flat midriff in a knot , while TDH lolled with his evil HEE HEE HAA HAA on his bed , eating grapes as he made her walk from this end to that end simply to WATCH her figure . Or worse ,what if he DESTROYS PROJECT VIRGINITY ........the project that he and Holy Archu worked so hard to build by constantly praying to Bappa and sleeping on other sides of the bed and glancing at each other like BROTHER and SISTER . OMG ! Would he DARE to do THAT ? OMG ! . Yes he wud ........answered Bhagwan's omni foreseeing soul and Bhags broke out in a sweat . Infact , he wud do it in a jiffy , without wasting a moment .Within the FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES of entering the bedroom for SUHAG RAAT . He won't even waste time drinking the BADAAM KA DOODH . And he doesn't BELIEVE in SATYANARAYAN POOJAS , he is the type who may do a BLACK MASS . . I gotta stop this dreadful marraige .........but i MUST BE MORE CERTAIN said Bhags to himself . People torture in jail out of PURE JEALOUSY . They threaten in PURE ANGER . They FRAME INNOCENTS FOR PURE FUN . No , I need MORE PROOF . .Varsha came home tired from office . Bhavna , who was knitting sweaters and booties for Baby Satish 2 told her with concern that she seemed EXHAUSTED and this may take a toll on her baby .
BABY BABY BABY ! exploded Varsha loudly and threw the cushion on the coffee table in anger , much to MOhanRao and Bhavna's shock . ALL u care for is the bloody BABY ! What about ME , ha ? What about MY GOALS , My ambitions ! Your Soch is PURAANI , GHATIYA . Mine is NEW and GOOD . I believe in mY SPACE . U FRUSTRATE me with your baby worship ! Im SICK ! Yeah , SICK ! SOmetimes i hope this JHANJHAT was never there in the first place ! And she flounced off to the bedroom . Even Mohanrao told her she was MISUNDERSTANDING Bhavna's concern .
Then Decent Satish came home and saw an unusually SAD Mohanrao . He was very surprised to see his normally jolly , cheerful Dad so thoughtful and upset .
THEY R FIGHTING AGAIN , said Mohanrao , wishing he had his legs back so he cud flee to Jamaica with his old pal Manohar who was having the same problems consistently . Manohar had confided to him about his secret plans . A most wonderful place , Manohar had told him enthusiastically , making sure CHubby wasn't anywhere about , at one of the parties hosted by the MARWADIS . I have read all about it at the Library when I go for my morning walks . Lovely beaches , sparkling blue water , palm trees and all . All we have to do is paint our faces black and loll around in the warm sand sipping coconut water , wearing Tribal SKIRTS . Even if they come looking for us they won't Recognize us .All we need to do is SOMEHOW catch that plane . BAS . And THat is only not happening na ........our wives don't allow us within ten minutes distance from the house ! I am even thinking of asking TAKLU RANE to join us , have u seen his CATWOMAN WIFE ? I bet u she gives Taklu HELL in the bedroom . He has lost ALL his hair only due to her , I can spot my own kind at a distance !She is a terror , I have seen her in action in my house . I can BET she pulls out two hairs Daily from Taklu's head whenever they have a SPAT . In the Bedroom , of course . Outside these Devi Ladies do VAT SAVITRI POOJA so they can harass us for seven more lives . Mohanrao , if u value ur frizzled hair , join us before u become like me and Taklu Rane .
How right he is , thought MOhanrao , taking a deep breath . He stared sadly at the palm of his hand , two hairs had already fallen after the evening spat . Poor Manohar ! The latest was that his Chubby wife wasn't allowing him to eat VADA PAV and HALWA while watching a cricket match AND CURTAILING HIS TEA .Outwardly he told Satish ........I DIDN"T LIKE THAT VARSHA CALLED THE BABY A JHANJHAT .
Big words coming from a calm , good humored man ! Decent Satish KNEW his Dad was correct .He knew Varsha's bossy , unreasonable nature . Im FED UP of those women , he told his jolly Dad frankly .I HATE THEM . They r HORRIBLE . They do KICH KICH KICH full day ,inspite of having wealth , good food , lovely saris , palatial flats and servile husbands like US and Manohar KAKA . Horrid , mangly CATS ! Baba I HATE them .
Must ask Manohar if its ok to reveal PROJECT JAMAICA to SATISH , thought Mohanrao sympathetically as he watched his decent son tearing his hair . Must Ask him if YOUNGER men r allowed .
Outwardly he said ............Its OK . Do one thing .U speak to Varsha , I'll speak to Bhavna .
The moment Decent Satish entered the bedroom , Varsha , without asking if he wanted tea or coffee or anything started telling tales about the fight . But Decent Satish told her he knew ALL and that she shudn't have called the baby a JHANJHAT .
OHO ! said Varsha bitchily . SO FIRST ONLY THEY FED U THE DETAILS .BEFORE ENTERING THE BEDROOM .OHO !
Nothing like that said DEcent Satish , wanting to slap her , but controlling himself with an effort . They r concerned , thats it . U shud nOT have called the baby a JHANJHAT .
I am worrried coz I don't even KNOW whether we have it in us to bE GOOD PARENTS ! UNLESS WE KNOW hOW can we plan BABIES ? Varsha said .
Decent Satish then took her to a jhopadpatti and showed her how excellently the women there mothered their children with sheer instinct . They Have nOTHING he told her , yet they know how to take care of their young ones .U and Me ...we have everything , why wont we be able to take care of one baby ?And it will not hamper ur career at all . Why do u keep saying that ? No one stops anyones life . LIFE GOES ON .
On his way back Decent Satish wanted to throw Varsha out of his speeding car and then stop at the first wine shop around the corner and guzzle some NEAT Scotch on its steps . He looked at her furitively .
My comments
Where were Varsha's ambitions when she was lolling on sofas with remotes and watching TV for two years ?
How INDECENT is it to throw a pillow that rudely in front of a decent sasur like MOhanrao and YELL at him and BHavna ? When the poor chap tried to speak , she cut him EK MINUTE BABA in sUCH a rude way ! Varshas behaviour is not just unacceptable.......... Its disgusting .
Bhavna was NOT being overbearing .She is experienced and was CONCERNED . Varsha was over exhausted . Clearly the work was taking a toll and she cud not handle it , she is mentally being stubborn saying I CAN HANDLE IT .
Is yelling at MIL or SIL .........such decent ones , forgivable ? Does she tolerate it if people yell AT HER ? I haven't seen anyone yelling at HER .
ABORT the baby if u don't like it ........so simple . I don't believe in abortion personally but if she dislikes it THAT MUCH , why give birth to it and then curse it thatr its being RUKAWAT in career ? Go , ABORT !
Yes , not all women r dying to become mothers . But her problem is not that ...........its way beyond that .Its BEING SPOILT to an INDEFINABLE DEGREE .
U THINK OF BABY NOT ME she told MIL ...........what a childish statement .How SPOILT ! If anyone desrves a slap next to Manju who fingered Archu again today , its Varsha .
I suggest to CVS to show Satish falling in love with ANOTHER WOMAN , a more understanding one , and LEAVING VArsha . Let her understand REALITY and MY SPACE . Let her get all the SPACE in the world .That house desrves a nice gal , not a spoilt 🤬
AHA ! So people KNOW they will be good parents and THEN plan babies ! AH !
TDH phoned Bhags and threatened him .Why did u CHAMCHOFY to SATISH he asked menacingly . TATTLE TALE . JUST U WAIT and see what i do to u PROFESSIONALLY and PERSONALLY both . Bhags is STILL not YAKEEN . Its PURE NATURAL IRRITATION , HE THOUGHT .
Manju was snooping and taunting Archu about Manav's phone .Whatever Archu is , I DONT LIKE SEEING HER TAUNTED BY MANJU . I want some one to SLAP mAnju .Good Sulo took daughter's side .👏👏👏👏
Kools signing off for today . Like button only if u liked , comments even if u don't . CIAO , ENJOY .
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