Kools reporting from base ........... Utter Nonsense in PR continues. . Writers have flipflopped again guys .After an intense episode yesterday , total nonsense was shown in PR today . and nonsense maane NONSENSE .
Sulochana's Dance
Chubby started dancing after hearing her daughter has agreed to marry Jaywant . Omg Omg Omg she went , NOT noticing that daughter was walking and talking like a zombie. Manju bit nails , puzzled , and Manohar and Vinod smiled doubtfully . The sensitivity of the K family SUCKS . In the last janam they were a herd of rhinos who had the lowest IQ among rhinos even .
Then this Chubby Namooni phoned her two richly married daughters who were sleeping under satin comforters with husbands who slept dutifully by their side keeping distance , practising abstinence . [ They never do AHEM , these k sisters . They train hubbies to behave like BROTHERS so that they r prepared for their journey of life in the NEXT BIRTH when they r reborn as MONKS . What great wives they r .Soooo Pavitra .}
For a moment i wondered why not one hubby has a hand over his wife in sleep as is normal in young couples or why not one wife is sleeping cradled in her hubbys arms .Or why not one wife is slightly undressed in her sleep or why one hubby has NO Tshirt on , denoting AHEM is just over . But I guess I have this besharam , abnormal brain . The Normal way is that young hubbies shud sleep like brothers by the side or like old men who have just removed their dentures and r keeping distance from their white haired wife so that she shudnt be irritated with the smell of strong balm they have applied on their aching knee joints .
The daughters rushed home .Chubby elatedly told them the news while Manohar looked uneasily on , smiling manfully as trained . He just knew in his heart that chubby was gonna have an asthma attack .
And she did . She actually ran to the balcony calling out to neighbours as if her daughter was getting married for the fIRST TIME or something and then came in , flopped in the chair and started gasping . Devi daughter did Fus Fus in her chubby mouth and she apologised happlily to the damaads who aren't getting any .😆😆😆😆😆 They too smiled , trained like sasur .
My comment : Sulo overdoes it . Whats there to dance so much . Its a SECOND MARRAIGE . Show some sobriety . U havent even talked to jays parents and ur calling out and telling neighbours . Here people dont even tell after engagement is fixed till the last moment . Btw in second marraiges generally people go straight for court marraige , skipping engagement .
Archu - Jay - Manav Nautanki
Jay's Satyanash has begun . First Bhagwan came to meet him and wish him best of luck . Then he gave a protective speech about Archu . Keep her happy SIR . Archu listened from behind the door . Jay was listening with silence [ He doesnt talk much . He PLANS much . Besides he clearly cannot figure out Archu or Bhagwan .😆😆 Uptill now whtever we have seen , we see Jay staring silently in stunned disbelief , bas .
Then Bhagwan told Jay Archu is PAVITRA . Meaning , a VIRGIN . STILL . EEEEEEEEEEKS ! Shud Manav be talking of this personal matter to Jay ? Did he ASK ? He agreed to marry a divorcee ! He had bargained for a NON VIRGIN , he had nooo problems ! What Ghatiya soch this is , that a pavitra woman is one who is a virgin ? Why , those who r not virgins r Lucifer's hussies or what ???? Btw what about guys huh ? Just coz their virginity cant be VERIFIED i guess this rule doesnt apply to them ? Archu who earns MORE than Jay is taking hIS Sahara by giving proofs of HER VIRGINITY STILL INTACT VIA MANAV IS THE BULL STORY ?
Then Archu came in and with RESPECT pulled the rug from under Jays feet .{ Im afraid this is gonna happen a LOT to Jay from now on }
With YOUR permission I want to talk to Manav ALONE
Jay was stunned . U dont have to ask my permission he muttered and left .{ very decent of him I felt .}
Btw I didnt like Archu telling Jay I wanna talk to Manav alone .How much do u wanna talk , KITNE BAAR ? Yesterday night only u had talked na . Watz all this , I want to Talk to Manav business . When will the Talk to Manav SilSila END ?And telling ur future hubby it has to be ALONE ?
And guess why she wanted to talk alone . RIDICULOUS REASON .
NOw I have two Sharts she said .I agreed to YOURS .NOw I have two sharts .
Number one : U FIRST marry Shravni .
Number two : U DO MY BIDAAI .
My comment : Arre watz going on ? Ha ? Arre when is this pagalpan ending yaars ?Can we get a bloody break ?? Cvs ?Some Daya , Maya on us loyal viewers ?
What is this Shravni fixation Archu has yaar ?
And can Archu THINK of Jay for a change ?Did she once think how Jay will feel if Manav parades in her marraige under his nose ? Whats wrong with these K sisters , how do they take hubbies so much for granted if they r such Devis ?
Till the end she cant let go of Manav she wants to see his face till her BIDAAI ? Huh ?
And wat about Jay carrying memories of this AWKWARD NONSENSE home ?
For a moment if I had not known Archu I wud say she actually had a bitchy streak in her and she wanted to RUB it in Manavs face . Her wdding , done by HIS sHART . But Archu is NOT doing this bitchily she is being DEVDAS heroine PARO .
But Archu has no right to do this to Jay .
And so I say .......Jays Satyanash has BEGUN . He is gonna witness mORE awkward moments .
My comment :Why cant ARMAN just ELOPE yaar ? Ha ? Bhag Jao yaar , spare us the horror ! Arre guys we may actually weep for Jay Shravni one day ! Satyanaashi couple Bhag jao !
Can Jay marry Shravni ? Huh ?
A pause here : Cvs . members want ARMAN back . They want u to resurect Manav and make him really rise so he becomes worthy of Archu .They are super bugged with him for putting condition before Archu by saying He wont marry Shravani .
Some think Manav had Archus best interests at heart ...........he chose her secured future as against her personal happiness by forcing her to marry Jay . He did it coz he felt Jay is a good proposal for Archu .
Perhaps . But did he make enquiries about Jay on personal basis ?
We saw him getting affected by the swarthi word used by both moms in this show .
Whether it is Archus happiness or Archus secured future ....it has to be Archus decision . Not Manavs . What secured future will Jay give Archu when financially she earns more than him and its HE who intends to use her for climbing the ladder ?
Clearly when he was walking the voices of the two moms were ringing in his ears .
Will Manav grow up ? Saying that I dont care if full world calls me swarthi , i wont pressurize her into a marraige she doesnt want .............that wud be original , all Manav for u . Where is originality ?mommies say and he acts !
Was being called NON Swarthi so important compared to her mental peace ? Cudnt he take a little criticism for what she did for him till now ?
Go marry Shravni but let her live in peace man ! If u really know her as u claim u do , why r u turning her in a zombie and calling this as her BEST INTEREST ?
What if she takes poison and dies before the wedding ?Have u seen her mental state ? A girl who went to this extent for u , wont she do this perhaps ? She told Shravni I will be spiritually wedded to him forever !
Sorry guys , I dont like it a bit that Manav listened to mommies and put them over Archus well being .
I dont like Archus decision of this bidaai nonsense either .Cvs want melodrama bas .
The crying has started btw . Loads of it .All r crying .Archu is weeping buckets , Manav was crying , Jay will soon be emasculated and join the party .
Ajit and Satish r the only ones who noticed Archus zombie state .No one else is sensitive .
Taklu and Jays mommy r happy to bag Archu . They dont mind her past .
Shravni takes care of Damodar like a good bahu although Damo favours Archu over her .
Bhagwan cried in front of Shravni . Shravni was concerned about him but didnt budge from her decision of marrying him .He is hating this , why do u want to marry this man gal ! Leave him and go to ur Dad ....is this marraige worth it ?Where the Dulha who is gonna give u sahara will stand as if he entering a SAMSHAN GHAT ?
Savita also cried . For what ? She needs no excuse to screw up her face and cry .
Damo predicted a TWIST .Sigh . NOW WHAT ? Lemme guess .......Shravni DIES ? Accident ?Jay gets a conscience ?Jay offers to marry Shravni ?
Kools signing off , like a DUKHI ATMA. Pakau serial ! Idiots ! Baksh Do Bhai !
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Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 14 years ago