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Devu!!!!! Muje to chance marne ka mauka hi nai diya tune!!!!🤣 Muje pata nai tha ki tum aisa karoge nai to me tumhare saath kabhi bhi partnership me Kidnap nai karti...🤣

Tune bhi toh chance liya godown mein...🤣

ARre U got more time in Rick... Poor me I hardly got few mints.. I dint expect this from u🤣

Kidnap Part-2

[Precap- devu n meeti kidnap Manav and lock him in a godown. Suddenly the auto rickshaw owner knocks the door.]

Devu and meeti finally decide to open the door. Sardar ji enters the godown.

Sardar ji- oye kidnapping sidnapping ka mamla lagta hai

Devu- humne aap se to auto nahin liya tha. Aap kaun?

Sardar ji- jisse liya tha woh mera bhai hai. (manav ke kareeb ja ke) Oye hoye…kitna sona munda uthaya tum logon ne…iske gaal itne lal lal kyun hai…kahin yeh tum dono ki lips ke colour se to nahin..( ja ke gale laga leta hai aur all over the face kiss karne lagta hai)

Meeti- kya kar rahe hain sardar ji..paise le lijiye aur ab chaliye idhar se

Devu- mujhe mamla kuch aur lagta hai..sardar ji hala ki ab yeh sab legal hai par saamnewale ki bhi to razamandi honi chahiye naa. Upar se yeh mere honewale pati hain aap inhe chhod dijiye

Sardar- badmash ladki..chum chum ke is bande ki tum dono ne kya halat kari hai ..main bas usiko saaf kar raha hun. Aur tum dono ko police mein deta hun main

Manav- sardar ji kuch aisa kariye aur mujhe nikaliye yahan se.. par aap ko dekh ke mujhe aisa kyun laga ki maine aap ko pehle kahin dekha hai..aur aap ko chhu ke aisa kyun laga ki aap koi nazook aur kamseen haseena ho

Sardar- oye tu chup kar aur mere sath chal

Meeti- aise kaise le jayega mere pati parmeshwar ko (chaku nikalti hai)

Devu- wow meeti..yeh kahan se layi yaar?

Meeti- yeh Rampuri chaku kaka ka hai. Kal college se aate time kaka- rasika mil gaye. maine unhe unke pyar ki kasam de di to unhone yeh chaku mujhe de diya.

Sardar- ( gun nikalta hai) ab koi aage badhega to bandook chal jayegi. Mar dalungi ek ek ko jo manav aur mere beech aayega

(sab dar jate hain. Sardar manav ko leke bahar ki taraf jata hai)

Manav- par aap ne mar dalungi kyun kaha?

Devu- are haan yaar..yeh koi ladki to nahin sardar ke bhesh mein

Sardar- (make up utarti hai and it is Piya)

Meeti- OMG….Piya tu hamari jaan legi

Piya- le lungi agar manav ko mujh se juda kiya to

(Manav, Piya dono auto mein baith jate hain)

Piya- manav aap auto chalao..main bhi aapke sath aage wali seat pe baithti hun

Manav- thanks Piya..tumne meri jaan bachai..sorry devu and meeti..kabhi weekend pe milte hain..byeeeeeeeee

(Manav auto start karta hai)

Piya- devu meeti bura mat manna..yeh gun LEO ki hai (LOL)

(Manav aur Piya aage wali seat pe baith ke auto chalate hain. Devu aur meeti ro ro ke pichhe daudne lagti hain.)

(Pichhe se awaz aati hai.."Pichhe bhi to dekho". Pata chalta hai Nishi aake baithi hai pichhe ki seat mein)

Piya- nishi tu?

Nishi- haan yaar tera pichha karna pada mujhe. Mujhe pata tha apne bhai manav ka pichha na kar ke tu reh nahin payegi

Manav- aap log mujhe Archana ke paas chhodne wale ho na

Piya- is nishi ko uthake fenk do kahin fir tume archana ke paas le chalungi

Nishi- aye dharti ki bojh Piya, uthake fenkna to tujhe chahiye

Piya- aye darawani khwab Nishi..tu chup kar aur mujhe romance karne de (Piya chipak jati hai manav se aur nishi pichhe se Piya ke baal khinchne lagti hai)

Manav- aisa mat karo Nishi accident ho jayega..meri kasam chup chap baitho..thodi der baad bhale hi Piya pichhe chali jayegi tum aage aa jana

Piya- yeh hui na baat…waise manav I love you..

Nishi- aye bahut hua. Ab chup kar

Piya- manav nishi ko drop kar do na kahin ..wo apne ghar chali jayegi

Nishi- ghar to bhejungi tere ko main..badi aayi muje ghar bhejnewali. Ab tu pichhe aa. Main aage aati hun

Piya- ab 10 mins hue yaar…kam se 30 min to hone de

Manav- waise mujhe chhod do aap dono….

Piya – thodi der mere kamre pe chalo fir wahan se nikal jana

(Piya manav ko ek aur jagah le jati hai, aur pata chala ki Manav ko again ek kamre mein qaid kar deti hai)

Manav- ab bahut ho gaya ..mujhe jane do

Nishi- haan piya main aur mannu nikalte hain yahan se. tu chahe to hum dono ki ek photo khinch le aur jab jee chahe dekhti rehna.

Piya- chup kar nishi. Manav u r kidnapped again. Ab main tumhari aai ko phone lagati hun

( Phone rings at savita's house)

Savita- hello

Piya- Piya speaking

Savita- mere ko kya karna re Deva

Piya- manav mere qaid mein hai.

Savita- achhi baat hai. Us archana se to jaan chhuti mere manav ki

Piya- agar manav ko pana hai tumhe kuch dena padega

Savita- 100 Rs se jyada nahin de sakti

Piya- Rs 100 nahin mujhe do chutki sindoor chahiye

Savita- kya?

Piya- ek pundit bhejo ..meri shaadi karwao manav se fir jake tumhe tumhara beta milega

(nishi chillati hai paas khadi hoke)

Nishi- aye..badi aayi shaadi karne wali (manav ke paas aake gale lagke romace shuru kar deti hai)

Piya- aye karamjali

Savita- tu mere bte se shaadi karegi aur mujhe gaali de rahi hai

Piya- aap ko nahin keh rahi saasu maa..jaldi pundit bhejo..fir bte ke sath bahu free milegi

Savita- dahej mein kya layegi bol.

Piya- aaj tak ki meri puri salary bank mein savings mein hai wo dungi aur kam se kam 30-40 tola sona. Sath mein ek badi wali volks wagen ki car aur bandra mein ek flat aur doosa ek farm house khandala ke aas paas.

Savita- thik hai beta tu Manav ko achhe se bandh ke rakh. Kahin us manhoos Archu ke paas bhag ke na chala jaye.

Piya- are Archu to kuch bhi nahin usse bhi badi khadush baithi hai idhar jo manav ko mujh se chinna chahti hai

Savita- usse phone dena zara ..pata chale wo kya kya la sakti hai dahez mein

Piya- aap address note karo aur pundit bhejo jaldi. Warna property aur gold ka bhul jao.

(Savita notes the add. Phone call ends)

Nisha- Piya teri jaan le lungi main…daulat ki lalach dikha ke pata liya na buddhi ko. Par manav ko koi mujh se judaa nahin kar sakta ( aur chipak jati hai manav se)

Piya- aye chipkali..chhod ab manav ko..

Manav- karne do yaar isse bhi. Main to mandir ki ghanti ban gaya hun koi bhi aake baja ke chala jata hai.

Nishi- hmmmmmm tu aankhen udhar kyun nahin kar leti dekha nahin jata tujh se to. Ohhhhhh manav u love me na?

Piya- main to teri aankhen bahar nikalne wali hun

(Piya Nishi dono fight shuru karte hain)

(Manav wahan se bhagne lagta hai ki dekhta hai darwaje ke saamne sonu ki puri camera team khadi hai aur yeh sab live telecast ho raha hai)

Sonu- come on dude…pundit aane tak to ruk jao.pura kidnap show abhi tak live telecast ho raha hai .hamari TRP mast ja rahi hai..log soch rahe hain koi reality show hai…..sare bade channel ki chhuti honewali hai. aap chale jaoge to achha nahin hoga..plz

(manav ek tarah se nazar band ho jata hai udhar)

To be contd..

Oh yaar.. its hilarious.. too good!!!

OMG Piya i never thought u would treat me like that 😆 😆...
SD this was hilarious!! 🤣

Piya u r indeed a villain !! m sure t was the manager's idea 🤣

Once again SD u rocked !!!! 👏Nishi nd Piya were so hilarious 🤣

OMG!!!! SD only u can come up wid something like this.....hilarious...... me nd nishi fighting 🤣 ......well actually I'll never fight wid nishi....bt anyways...it ws really gd...esp my dialogues wid Savita 😆......also liked Mitts' Rampuri gifted by none other then Kaka 😆

Poor Manav! how many tms more he'll be kidnapped in this forum 🤣

ya Ali suggested the ransom idea. the kidnapper girl asked for shaadi with Manav.

Thank you all. wait for the next part with Pundit.

Piya we should not leave Ali she is making even us to fight 😆