Kidnap Part 3 Page 12 - Page 7

U guyss can have Manav.... I just wantt Sushantt which remain forever n ever!!! Bas.... 😍 😳 😆

the kidnap story

Archana catches manav red handed with IF hotties and takes him away from the 5 star hotel. They come out and hire an auto.

Archana- bhaiya juhu staition chalo

Driver- madam yeh shared auto aur bhi log baithenge to koi dikkat to nahin hogi aap ko

Archana- haan chalo. Koi ek aur baithega na

Manav- bhai saab aapki awaz ajeeb hai ladkiyon jaisi.

Archana- aap ke kaan baj rahe hain..hamesha ladkiyon ke bare mein sochoge to kya hoga

Driver- ji kya hai na'awaz hamari thodi patli hai

Manav- sirf awaz hi nahin aap ki to kamar bhi patli hai aur ghazab ki lachak hai us mein

Archana- Manav ab aap pitoge mujh se. din bhar ladkiyon ke sath chhedkhaani ki ab ek mard ko bhi nahin chhod rahe

(Achanak Devu road ke side se haath dikha ke auto ko rokti hai)

Devu- bhai saab le chaloge hamen station ke paas..aap ka bada ehsaan hoga

Driver- ehsaan kya paise dijiye aur chaliye

Devu-( aake chipak ke Manav ke bagal mein baithti hai)

(Archana se dekha nahin jata)

(Manav Devu ko pehchan chukka hai ki yeh ladki swayamvar mein aayi thi. Par wo jan bujh ke khamosh baitha hai)

Archana- bhai saab auto rokna zara. Main beech mein baithti hun. Yeh madam kuch jyada hi chipku hain

Devu - (has ke) thik hai.

(Auto rukti hai. Sabhi bahar aake rearrange karte rehte hain and devu is knowingly messing up things. At a certain moment, Archana bahar rehti hai aur manav- devu andar. Tabhi Archu ko wahin chhodke Auto chal padti hai. Archu chillati hai pichhe se par kya chillayegi? Mera pati kidnap ho gaya? Wo doosri auto ka wait karti hai pichha karne keliye)

(Auto ke andar)

Manav- bhaiya roko gadi..meri biwi pichhe reh gayi

Devu- pran nath kyun aisa keh rahe ho? janam janam se lafda kiya mere sath ab kisi aur ko biwi keh rahe ho? ( gale laga leti hai manav ko)

Driver- ( apna make up utarti hai. Its mitts) oye devu! yeh plan dono ka tha. Tu akele kaise gale laga leti hai?

Manav- hey bhagwan mera kidnap ho gaya

Mitts- par kya chillaoge? bachao bachao do ladkiyan mera kidnap kar rahi hain? (LOL)

Devu- mujhe pehchana na mere hum dum

Manav- haan tum mere swayamvar mein aayi thi par yeh madam kaun hai

Mitts- main meeti. exam ke wajeh se nahin aayi thi mannu..warna tumhari asli premika main hi hun . aye devu jyada chipak mat mere manav se

Devu- oye..tu dekh ke gadi chala..warna sab ki jaan jayegi

Mitts- main gadi chalaun aur tu pichhe baithe baithe enjoy karegi?

Devu- apni apni kismet meeti!! (LOL)

Mitts- gaadi thok dungi agar tune aur ek baar bhi manav ko kiss kiya to

Devu- abhi kuch kiya hi kahan..yeh to shuruwaat hai. Tu dhyan se auto chala..meri saut Archu doosri gadi leke hamara pichha kar rahi hogi

Mitts- ab tu gadi chala..mujhe manav ke paas baithne de

Devu- mujhe nahin aati re driving

Mits- badmash ladki..tune muje fasa diya..ruk teri wo haal karungi!!!

Manav- meeti ji aap pichhe aa jaiye main gadi chala leta hun

Devu- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mujhe aap ne shravani samajh rakha hai kya jo ladka-ladki jo mile usse gale laga legi

Mitts- aye tu manav se door hat ke baith..nahin to main auto kahin pe thok dungi

Devu- Ohh manav..dekho na zalim duniyawale hum ko dhang se pyar karne nahin denge..thik hai gadi thok de..kam se kam is khushi ke sath marungi ki manav ke gale lagke mari..teri tarah auto chala chala ke nahin (LOL)

Manav- (sochta hai in se flirt kar ke in se bachne ka tarika socha ja sakta hai) are devu zara dheere pakdo na mujhe

Mitts- aye chhod mere manav ko dard ho raha hai usse

Devu- dard ho raha hai mannu?

Manav- are nahin tumhari komal komal baahon mein dard hoga, aise kas ke pakadogi mujhe to

Mitts- aur meri kya komal bahen nahin hain?

Manav- are tumhari kamar mein wo lachak hai. Auto chalate chalte tum madhosh kar rahi ho mujhe..jab chalogi to pata nahin ghazab ho jayega..

Mitts- aye devu gaadi rokte hain. Ab manav mujhe chalte hue dekhna chahte hain

Devu- meri chal kya buri hai Manav

Manav- are nahin devu..tumhari chal to itni matwaali hai ki bas hazaron aashiq jaan denge tum pe..kyun na ek chalne ki competition ho jaye dono mein

Devu- ta ki hum dono cat walk ki competition Karen aur tum bhag jao (LOL)

Mitts- thik kaha devu ne

Devu- (khushi se Manav ko fir gale laga leti hai)

Mitts- aye ladki. Teri taarif kya kar di maine tu phir se gale lag rahi hai. Waise woh godown jahan hum ne manav ko qaid karne ka socha tha, wo aa gaya hai. Ab mat chipak aise.

( godown ke paas auto rukti hai aur dono ladkiyan Manav ko leke andar qaid kar deti hain)

Manav- main ek phone kar sakta hun

Mitts- tumhara phone mere paas hai mere dilwar

(Devu ne jo jo kiya tha manav ke sath mitts wo abhi compensate karne ki koshish kar rahi hai)

Devu- thodi saans to lene de mere manav ko

Mitts- meri saanson se saans le lo manav

Devu- aye jyada haq mat jata

Mitts- pichhle aadhe ghante se chipki padi thi mere manav se. ab chup chap khadi hoke dekh romance kis ko kehte hain

Manav- waise tum dono ne yeh kyun kiya

Devu- hamen pata tha date ke dauraan wahan hazar ladkiyan hongi.is liye hum ne tum ko kidnap karne ka socha..as per deal with meeti..tum aur main shaadi kar lenge aur meeti hamare ghar khana pakayegi aur hamare pyar ki nazar utar utar ke apni puri zindegi bita degi

Mitts- abe aye jhoothi ladki..deal yeh thi hum dono shaadi karenege manav se aur sath sath jeeyenge..lekin ab maine bhi decision change kiya ki tu hamare bachhon ki parvarish karegi . wow!!! Bachhe!!!! Manav aur meeti ke bache ..kitne pyare honge na manav?

(Archana ka phone baj uthta hai)

(Mitts picks the call)

Archana- Manav kaha ho Manav?

Mitts- mere paas archana. Ab use bhul jao. (LOL)

Archana- kaun hai tu? Aur mere pati ko utha liya tune?

Mitts- tum jake complaint kyun nahin likhwati..20-21 saal ki do ladkiyon ne tumhare pati ko kidnap kar liya (LOL)

(Phone kat deti hai aur switch off kar deti hai)

Manav-dekho baat date tak thik hai..romance keliye bhi mana nahin karta main par shaadi ka main nahin soch sakta

Devu- sochne lagoge jab mujh se nazrein milaoge

Mitts- mujh se dil mila lo jaanu

Manav- oh no!! aap dono mujhe chhod do. Wada raha meri patni jab apne maike jayegi tab aap se milne aaunga main.

Mitts- milne se dil nahin bharta..yeh dil mange more

Devu- dekho zara meri ore

( aise hi khincha taani chalti rehti hai tabhi godown ke darwaje mein koi knock karta hai

Devu- kaun

Knock karne wala- abe meri auto to kiraye pe le aaye tum dono..ab wo lene aaya hun..kiraya de do aur auto ki chaabi de do

(dono ladkiyan sochti hain kya karein.manav khush hota hai ki chalo achhi baat hai.)

Manav- tum dono ne romance kyun band kar diya..aao na dono meri baahon mein ( he is extremely happy that darwaje ki chabi yeh dono kholne ke baad woh bhag jayega.)

To be contd...

I have only one word- hilarious!!!!

🤣 awesome SD🤣

Devu u r soo mean muje driver Bana diya🤣🤣🤣 Hailla I dint expect this from u🤣🤣🤣

The best dialogue...
yeh dil mange more🤣🤣
dekho meri ore🤣🤣

Hilarious SD🤣🤣 awesome work!!!!! Waiting for the next part...

Awesome SD bhai. It was hillarious. Some of dialogues were really hillarious.
Waiting for next part eagerly, especially my role.

Omg SD Bhai ,after reading this one i am really scared of these IF girls,they are so dangerous!!! the gang of pholan devis🤣 🤣 🤣.

Gr8 work once again SD,Waiting eagirly for next part

🤣 🤣 hilarious!!!
i never knew Devo was like that and ur liner is just perfect!!!

🤣 This ws seriously funny SD......the dialofues nd situation xtremely awesome....m laughing so much cnt even type....devu ws sweet....bt mitts dialogues were hilarious......Mannu seemed to hve a gr8 tym with these diwaneez.....nd wat a foolproof plan it ws....almost worked 🤣

thank you all. wait for some more drama in the next episodes.
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OMG...🤣
I am chikaoing to Manav *faints*
Thanks You SD..this is the best..I loved it so much!! We kidnap Manav in such a unique way 😆 And whole time I sat next to Manav 😍