Kidnap Part 3 Page 12 - Page 10

Originally posted by: Akashspartan

@SD bhai,

How about a swayamwar for our dear Archu, any how she is done and dusted with Manav.

Yaar we guys really feel left out, come on one for Archana.

Lets see how many rishta's come for her???????

ADLJ.......what say

(Sonu's camera team is taking every shot. Sonu is there with the kidnappers Piya and Nishi. Manav is standing helpless)

Sonu- to Manav Archana se judaa hoke aap ko kaisa lag raha hai

Piya- oye apni Piya ke paas hai ..to achha hi lagega na usse..aur sath mein nishi jaisi pyari behen bhi hai

Nishi- ohh piya hamesha galati karti hai tu. Piya jaisi behen aur nishi jaisi janeman…samjhe sonu ji

Sonu- aap dono manav ko bolne dengi

Manav- nahin aisi do hot ladkiyan bolengi to aap ki TRP jyada badhegi. Main to chup hi baithta hun

(darwaje mein dastak. Sonu opens the door. Its Tazi ,nikita and aarti)

Tazi- mY God mera manav idhar hi hai….dekha Nikita main keh rahi thi na tere jijju idhar hi honge.. thank u sonu aap ki channel mein live telecast dekh ke hum idhar aaye..bechari nikita apne jijju ko khone ke gham mein ro rahi thi

Nikita- bhai keliye royegi tu aur apni nikita bhabhi ka naam legi…chhi chhi beshami ki had hoti hai yaar

Aarti- kaise ho manav? Ui maa aap ke gaal yun red pink kyun ho gaye aur yeh shirt mein itni wrinkles kyun?

(sonu camera manav ke upar close up karta hai)

Sonu- jaisa ki aap dekh sakte hain Manv ke gaal ab Kashmir ke apple ki tarah rangile ho gaye…thanks to the rasile honth of the girls who kidnapped him…

Nikita- kaun hai wo kamwaqt ladki jisne mere Manav ka yeh haal kiya? Ab isse main saaf karungi

Manav- aisa ghazab mat karna..sardar ji ke bhesh mein piya ne jis tarah isse saaf karne ki koshish ki usse mere gaal aur lal ho gaye…tabhi kisi ko pata tak nahin tha yeh sab live on national channel hai

Aarti- oye koi baat nahin main khullam khulla pyar kar sakti hun..aakhir hun to tumhari baharwali manav ( aake gale milne ki koshish karti hai)

Piya- kat dalungi re tere ko main…sab distance bana ke rakho

Sonu- koi marne katne ki baat na Karen..police aayegi to sab ki band baj jayegi..

Nikita- thik hai main phenyl se manav ke gaal saaf karti hun..mera manav apavitra ho gaya hai in ladkiyon ke chhune se

Nishi- maregi kya mere manav ko..badi aayi phenyl dalke saaf karnewali

(Devu and meeti arrive)

Devu- kisi ko kuch karne ki zaroorat nahin sab apne apne ghar jayen…manav ko main saaf karne le jati hun…

Piya- tum dono phir aa gayi kya?

Meeti- haan aur rampuri chaku bhi hai…

Nishi- yehi dono ladkiyan hai jinhone manav ka yeh haal kiya

Aarti- to main un badnaseebon mein se hu jisne manav ko abhi tak chhua bhi nahin

Meeti- jo koi manav ko chhune ki koshish karega usse yehi kat dalungi zinda dafnadungi

Piya- tu to kaka ke dialogues bol rahi hai

Devu- kaka sirf tera nahin Piya meeti ka bhi hai

Taazi- gals ab jhagda khatam..tumhari bhabhi tazi ab sab keliye poori sabji banayegi..sabhi haath muh dhoke baitho…main aur tumahre bhai manav kitchen jate hain..poori sabji banayenge aur tum sab ko bhar pet khilayenge..aur sonu bhai aap jalebi le aaiye…

Nishi- andar tu poori sabji banayegi ki kya karegi hum sab ko pata hai..chal hat idhar se

Sonu- keep fighting yaar..star plus aur colors ki chhutti ho gayi ..great

(fighting goes on like this)

Manav- aap sab shanti se baith jayen..mera kima banake rakh diya aap logon ne..ab koi kuch nahin bolega

Nikita- right..ab bas nikita aur manav bolenge

Devu- chup kar syani….ja ke padhai kar

(satish arrives)

Satish- wow saari ladkiyan yahin hain….abhi abhi mere paas savita ji ka phone aaya tha wo koi pundit bhej rahi hain ..Piya aur Manav ki shaadi keliye

Piya – wow!! Ab ladkiyan tumhare akal thikane aaye..ab apne apne ghar jao… naye boyfriends ki talaash karo

All girls (ek sath)- Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Meeti- aye rampuri chal jayegi..samjhi kya/

Satish- meeti aap ko pareshan hone ki zaroorat nahin main abhi tak kunwara hun

Meeti- kunwara marne ka nahin hai to chup chap baith ek kone pe ja ke

Devu- manav yeh main kya sun rahi hun…mujhe chhodke aap ki aai Piya ko bahu banane ka soch rahi hain..

Nikita- savita aai ko main call karti hun. Kya samajh rakha hai unhone mujhe . main piya se behtar jhagdal kar sakti hun chawl ke logon se.

Nishi- jhagde ki jab zaroorat hogi tere ko bula lenege Niki..abhi Manav aur mere ko shaadi ke pavitra bandhan mein bandhne do

Piya- are aye ladki..shaadi fix hui meri aur tu chali hai pavitra bandhan mein bandhne..

Aarti- oh pavitra na sahi par Manav se rishta mera hai..Piya tumhari shaadi se mujhe koi aitraaz nahin..par suhaag raat ke din agar Manav ghar wapas na aaye to mujhe pareshan mat karna

Taazi- gandi ladkiyan…manav aap inhe samjahte kyun nahin…ab bahut ho gaya..ab main boungi tum log sunoge

Manav- aye taazi main sab kuch jhel sakta hun par Sulochana Aai ke dialogues nahin..please

Meeti- meri baat sunni hai tumhe manav

Nikita- auto mein kya kam loota tha mere Manav ko ab fir aa gayi uska dimaag chatne

Meeti- auto mein Devu ne maze liye the maine nahin

Satish- jahan tak meri jankaari hai dimaag nahin kuch aur chat rahi aap ladkiyan…waise Manav thak chukka hai to mera gaal tayaar hai woh sab keliye

Nishi- chappal bhi tayar hum logon ki….bolo to abhi shuru kar de

Devu- waise us lalchi buddhi ko Piya tune dhan daulat ki lalach dikha ke pataya na

Piya- maine usse nahin pataya..manav ne mujhe pataya ( fir Manav ko gale laga leti hai)

All girls- ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Piya (Piya alag ho jati hai)

Manav- koi mujhe chain se marne dega

Taazi- tum ladkiyan bhi na ..besharmi ki had hoti hai…

Piya -tu badi aayi sharm haya ki baat karne wali..suna nahin tune Pundit jald aa raha hai yahan mujhe aur Manav ko hamesha keliye set karwane keliye

Meeti- yeh dekhne se pehle main marna pasand karungi

Aarti- aage badi si ghai hai….wahan se chhalang laga dena

Sonu- are hame bolna hum shoot karna chahenge usse

Meetis- mare meri dushman..manav sirf mera hai…(Manav ko gale laga leti hai)

( saari ladkiyan ladne lagti hai aur manav ke upar kud padti hain. Manav behosh ho jata hai.)

Satish- jab tak manav ko hosh na aaye aap mere sath wo sab kar sakti hai jo aap manav ke sath karna chah rahi thi

( satish ki pitaai ho jati hai)

(Achanak darwaje mein dastak hoti hai)

Pundit- are hum pundit hain. Darwaja kholo. Mahoorat ka samay bita ja raha hai

To be contd….

i have no words to describe u SD bhai,u are full of life and a great human being.