Kidnap Part 3 Page 12 - Page 5

Manav dates IF Girls

Manav has been temporarily deserted by Archu as he had drunk last night. Depressed Manav is working in his garage. Suddenly he receives a phone call from SMS that he has to reach Hotel Sea Princess located at Juhu beach for some urgent appointments. Manav reaches there. Satish welcomes him. Manav has still some hang over.

Satish- Good Morning Manav!

Manav- Satish kuch kaam tha mujh se..ya fir se swayamvar type ka kuch kar ke tel machane ka irada hai

Satish- are swayamvar ki baat yaad mat dilao..kitni sundar aur sushil ladkyon ko ikattha kiya tha maine. aapko bas chunna tha. Waise aaj aisa kuch nahin hoga. Aap ki tanhayi ka sath dene keliye kuch ladkiyan aayi hain. Aur Sonu ji ki channel isse live telecast kar rahi hai. Chaliye garden mein wahan kuch log aap ka intezar kar rahe hain

( both go to garden. Ladkiyan chilla uthti hain Manav aa gaye, mere manav aa gaye etc etc)

Manav- satish ji yeh to wohi ladkiyan hai jin se aap meri shaadi kara rahe the

Satish- ji haan. Aap dil thaam ke baithe rahen. Mujhe announce to karne dijiye . baad mein yeh ladkiyan mujhe bolne kahan dengi.

Meri pyari haseenayen, aap sab ke beech mein Manav hain. Is baar aap log ek ke baad ek manav ke paas aayen aur manav ke sath bateein Karen. Kisi ek ya do ke sath manav date pe jayenge. Mumbai police force tainaat ki gayi is liye koi jhagda na Karen. Aaj mausam bhi kaafi haseen hai. Is mauke mein mujhe ek khubsoorat sa gaana yaad aa raha hai.

"aaj mausam bada baimaan hai..aane wala koi toofan hai"

Ladkiyon mein se kisi ki awaz aati hai. (kiski awaz hai main nahin bataunga) " abe toofan aane se pehle hum ko manav se milne de".

(Nikita aur Piya pehle manav ke paas aa jati hain)

Nikita- manav pehchana mujhe

Manav- haan aap medical student ho, local train mein safar karti ho aur aapko global warmng ki tension hai

Nikita- mujhe aap ki bhi tension hai..Archana ne itni chhoti si galati keliye aap ko chhod diya..

Piya- are meri khatir chhod diya manav ko..chalo manav. mujhe pehchana na Manav

Manav- haan aap to wohi mohtraman hai jinhone pure swayamvar mein shanti purvak participate kiya tha

Piya- aap bhi na manav..ab main kaafi badal gayi hun..chalo na manav phoolon ke beech..kitna sundar garden hai na ??

(Manav sochta hai ab flirt kiya jaye. Achha time pass hai)

Manav- phool sundar hain..par tum se jyada sundar nahin'

Nikita- to main kya phool jaisi nahin manav

Manav- tum to khilti hui kali ho

Nikita- wow!! Piya tum satish ke sath thodi baat chit karo main aur manav thoda ice cream kha ke aate hain

Satish- haan piya. tum mere sath chalo coffee piyenge aur dil ka haal share karenge

Piya- tu ja pehle apne baalon ko sawar..bada aaya mere sath coffee pinewala. Manav bolo na kahan jayen hum

Manav- piya mera bash chale to tumhare mahakte zulfon mein ek phool laga doon.

Satish- aap ka bash nahin chal raha hai kya..main abhi phool todke piya ke baalon mein laga deta hun

Piya- chup kar Satish..Rasika Aunty ko bulati hun uske baalon mein lagana phool

Nikita- aap bhi na manav kyun aa rahe hain satish aur Piya ke beech..chaliye dher saari ice cream khayenge aur kuch pal ek doosre ko dekh ke baithenge

Manav- mera bhi dil karta hai niki, ki tumhe dher saari ice cream khilaun apne haathon se

Nikita- Piya ab tumhe hum dono ke beech nahin aana chahiye'

Piya- teri to main

Manav- are jhagdo mat aap dono. Hum teeno ek sath nahin ghum sakte kya? (Achanak sar mein dard mehssos karta hai due to hang over)

Nikita- piya tu bhi na Manav ko pareshan mat kar (manab ke paas aake usse pata chalta hai ab bhi whisky ka asar gaya nahin) manav oh My God main aap ko dawa deti hun aap ka hang over chala jayega

Piya- koi zaroorat nahin..meri aankhon mein aankhen daelga na manav uska hang over chala jayega

Nikita- kinti khadoosh hai tu Piya

Piya- tere se kam hun re

Satish- aap dono chahe khadoosh ho lekin massa allah kaafi khobsoorat ho.

(Nikita apne purse mein se dawai lake manav ko deti hai. Piya manav ko pani pilati hai)

Manav- Thank you both.

Piya- thank you Niki ko bolo. Main to aap ki apni hun. Mujh se kya thank you

Nikita- badi aayi apna bannewali.

Piya- dekh mere aur Manv ke beech mat aa. Warna teri woh halat karungi ki..

( as expected dono ladne lagti hain)

(Pareshan manav wahan se bhagne lagta hai ki Nishi aur Aarti usse takr jati hain)

Aarti- are kahan chale gaye the..itne dhoondne ka baad aap yahan mile? Thank God (aake gale lag jati hai)

Nishi- aise gale lag rahi ho jaise tere pati hain

Aarti- nahin re'yeh mere wo hain. Hamare rishte ka naam nahin hai,. Bas pyar hai. Chalo Manav.swimming karte hain.

Nishi- had hai besharmi ki. Aise kaise chali jayegi manav ko leke

Manav- nishi tum wohi ho na jisne last time bas do dialogues bole the. Itna change..par tum khamoshi mein bhi pyari lag rahi thi aur aaj bolte hue to kamaal lag rahi ho

Nishi- baki ladkiyon ne aage badhke aap se baat kar li. Aap se gale mil li, kisi kisi ne aap ko chum bhi liya. Main pichhe reh gayi. Is baar main hatne wali nahin

Aarti- just a minute..maine suna tha shravani ke sath tera kuch chal raha hai (LOL)

Nishi- jaise Manav tere bhai hain waise Shravani meri behen hai. Samajh mein aaya

Aarti- manav yeh bakwaas sunne se achha hum thodi swimming kar len. Aapka hang over bhi utar jayega. Kitna sataya us Archana ne mere manav ko

Manav- wow!! Swimming..wo bhi tumhari jaisi hot and happening ladki ke sath'chalo na

Aarti- suna manav ne kya kaha'ab bhi khadi hai

Nishi- Manav mere sath swimming nahin karoge kya. Main aap ki humdard hun

Manav- nishi tumhare sath swimming kya main to everything karne keliye tayaar hun. Par mere humdard kaise?

Nishi- manav pata hai jab maine suna aap ne daru pi ke bawal machaya..main to khushi se naach uthi.main engg student hun. Hamare college mein jo ladka drink nahin karta use hum ladkiyan puchhte tak nahin

Manav- chalo koi to mila jisko meri drinking se koi shikayat nahin

Aarti- maine kabhi shikayat ki kya aap se. aap itni drink karke mere sath pura din bitate ho ..maine kabhi aap ko roka..aap kaho to peg abhi banake apne haathon se pilaun?

Nishi- aisa keh rahi hai jaise manav tere se milne apna garage chhodke tere paas chala aata hai

Aarti- nahin re'main hi garage chali aati hun. Aur baki workers mujhe dekh ke garage chhod ke chale jate hain. U know na do premi milte hain to kya kya karte hain

( tazi arrives)

Tazi- Ui maa'mere manav ki jaan logi kya tum dono billiyan. Nishi tujhe bas itna kaha tha na maine ki jijju se milke chali aana aur apne semesters ki tayaari karna

Nishi- jijju honge tere..yeh aaj se mere manav hain

Aarti- Oye hoye LADKIYAN. Abhi tum log apne apne ghar chali jao. Exhausted Manav ko main raat ko bhej dungi. Fir apne aap mein jhagada karna

(Satish aa jata hai)

Satish- koi baat nahin Nishi and Tazi. Manav aap dono ke paas raat ko jayegaa to mere sath aap dono abhi ghum fir sakte hain. Candle light lunch and dinner kar sakte hain

Tazi- chup kar satish

Nishi- waise tazi hum ne suna hai tum raakhi leke aaye ho manav keliye. Yahan aake itna jhagada kyun kar rahi ho

Tazi- haan raakhi leke aayi hun so that tum dono bandh sako apne bhai manav ke haath

Aarti- girls..itna bhi kya jhagdana. Dono raakhi bandh lo manav ko. Kisne roka hai

Satish- Aarti aap bhi manav ko raakhi bandho aur mere sath chalo.

Aarti- are koi rasika ko phone lagaye zara..woh aake isse kiss karegi phir yeh thanda padega

Satish- lagta hai SMS office ki baaten aaj kal live telecast ho rahi hain. Sonu ke bachhe ko nahin chhodunga main.

Manav-aap log aise jhagdoge to main pagal ho jaunga

(nik aur piya fir aa jati hain udhar)

Piya- ab bahut ho gaya manav. Mana ki yeh ladkiyan tum pe marti hain. Par iska matlab yeh nahi ki mere hote hue tumhare gale lag jayengi kiss kar lengi

(Piya aake Manav ko gale laga leti hai)

Piya -chalo na jaanu ball dance karte hain

Niki- oye..kaka intezaar kar rahe hain tera ja unke sath nach

Aarati- aur tu bhi Niki apne articles likh ArMan ke upar'.sab se yehi request hai sirf din ke time manav aur mUjhe akela chhod do

Nishi- Manav tumhare liye classes bunk karke aayi hun..mere sath chalo.

Tazi- Enough ladkiyan..ab sab apne bhai manav ke haathon raakhi bandho aur yahan se chalte bano..tab tak main aur Manav thodi masti karte hain

Aarti- are ladkiyon dekho..pichhe rasika aa rahi hai

(ladkiyan jab raasika ko dekhne pichhe mudti hain, wahan koi bhi nahin. aarti Manav ko leke swmming pool ki taraf daudti hai aur as it is manav ko leke wahan kud padti hai)

Satish- are yeh kya kiya..costume to badal lete..kam se kam hamari TRP to badh jati

Aarti-chal hat

(Aarti manav ke sath swimming karne lagti hai. Baki ladkiyan bhi ek ke baad ek kud padti hain. Swimming kam manav se gale kaun milega iski fight hoti hai)

Manav- hey bhagwan mujhe in ladkyon se bachao

Satish- main bhi swimming pool mein aaun..aadhi ladkiyan mujhe gale laga sakti hain

(suddenly a lady in burkha arrives)

Manav- ekta ji mujhe bachaiye

(burka wali lady comes near the pool)

Manav ab bahar aa jata hai

lady- kyun ji kaafi maze le rahe ho ladkiyon ke sath

Manav- ekta ji mujhe bacha lo. Waise aapki awaz ko kya ho gaya

(burkha utar deti hai lady. It is Archana)

Archana- kyun ji mushibat mein biwi nahin Ekta yaad aati hai aap ko

Manav- ji woh..

Archana- aur in ladkiyon ke sath romance karne aa gaye yahan

Manav- tum chhodke chali gayi thi na

Archana- is liye bahar aake affair karoge

Aarti- Archu ji..yeh koi nayi baat nahin.manav aur mera 4 saal se affair hai..

Tazi- mera pati hai manav

Nishi- manav main hi aap ki ardhangini hun

Piya- chup karo..manav pichhle 7 janmo se mera hai

Nikita- Archana hato mere aur manav ke beech se warna behoshi ki injection de dungi

(Archana ko yakin nahin aata uske pati ki itni gfs hain)

Archana- Manav ghar chalo

Manav- chalo

(Archana Manav ke kaan pakad ke ghar le chalti hai. Dukhi IF ki ladkiyan phir se writer, director ki talash karte hain. Ali mita hai)

Girls- Ali hum tumhari jaan le lenge

Ali- baaton ki sherniyon..last time bhi meri jaan le rahe the na tum log. Par main ab bhi zinda hun. Behtar yahi hoga ki Arman ko khushi khushi jeene do.

( ladkiyan ro roke wahan se chali jati hain. Sonu apne channel ki TRP badhte dekh Satish ko thanks kehta hai.

OMG, it was Hillarious.. Esp when Archu comes in Burkha and All these billiyan say Manav mere hain...
Manav ki to poori tarah Baja di...😆
It aws simply awesome and 🤣

OMG SD from where do you get these hilarious ideas?😆 The girl who was shouting about toofan was Piya right? 🤣This time Archu comes to save her Manav from these crazy girls😆

Devu dheere bolo warna Piya will kill me. Abhi aap ne second part padha kahan hai? you and mitts will be there when Archu and Manav hire a shared Auto rickshaw. you two wil kidnap manav from there.

lolzzz....i am loving it.Now i cant wait to read it.😆Lagta hain MAR aur Savita se jyada, we girls wont let them live shantise 😆
You can call Rasika to save you from Piya 😆

🤣 🤣 OMG this is hilarious I hope u will be fine once Piya reads it 😆 😆
I can't wait for next part with Meeti and Devo

OMG ths was hilarious ! 🤣 grls, aren't u ashamed of urslf ? u wanna date my pati, ur jeeju/bro ? cheeee !!
where's ths Manager Yeli ? I gotta 1st kil him fr having accepted dis stupid applications !

Here am i... Kill me if you can.. Thats a challenge.. I loved this a lot..🤣
Who said manavs your Pati???😆
What a joke!!!!!! He is your LAADLA 😳 Brother...🤣

hi can someone plz translate for me.😳 thanks.

Shalini..its a fiction story written by SD where S.M.S has kept a date with MAnav program.After all the hilarious, flirting incidences Manav has with all the fangirls, Archana comes there and takes him away leaving all IF girls in lurch.😆