!!Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 15!! - Page 44

Originally posted by: shamrish

Last Joke of the day : Laloo Joke

A U.S Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K : 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E : 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G : 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K : 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
A T T I T U D E : 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula.

See this''
C O R R U P T I O N : 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

Last Joke of the day : Laloo Joke

A U.S Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K : 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E : 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G : 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K : 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
A T T I T U D E : 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula.

See this''
C O R R U P T I O N : 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣Nice joke😆

Seems like you are also leaving Amrish. I have to wrap up something quickly before I go home too so take care and have a good night.

@ Rani : I posted response on GOTW 😉

@Sahasra : Nice interesting game this week to play. Check it out if u have time 😃

Originally posted by: -Rani

Seems like you are also leaving Amrish. I have to wrap up something quickly before I go home too so take care and have a good night.

Thanks for all the funny jokes you entertained us with.

@ Sahasra - Time for you to go to bed. Hope you feel better soon. Good night and see you tomorrow🤗.

U got it right Rani.. Thanks for bearing my nonsense read jokes 😛..

Good Night Rani and Sahasra 🤗

Originally posted by: -Rani

Seems like you are also leaving Amrish. I have to wrap up something quickly before I go home too so take care and have a good night.

Thanks for all the funny jokes you entertained us with.

@ Sahasra - Time for you to go to bed. Hope you feel better soon. Good night and see you tomorrow🤗.

Originally posted by: shamrish

@ Rani : I posted response on GOTW 😉

@Sahasra : Nice interesting game this week to play. Check it out if u have time 😃

Originally posted by: -sahasra-

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum Dena saath mera o hamnavaaz

Na koi hai, Na koi tha
Zindagi mein tumhaare Siva
Tum Dena saath mera o hamnavaaz
Ho chaandni jab tak raat deta hai har koi saath
Tum magar andheron mein Na chhodna mera haath

Can you tell me from which movie is this song

.

Originally posted by: shamrish

Jurm??

Thank u🤗I don't know,just listening to this song,wanted to know the movie name