!!Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 15!!

-sahasra-

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: -Rani

That's why I was surprised since when Sahasra excepted defeat and started calling Samir Jiju🤣

Rani,Who else can now me better than you😉

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: shamrish
Munna Joke

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolneka. Maa Kasam, Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Ruby ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.

MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. 🤣🤣🤣

Munna Circuit pair is o lovable 🤣🤣🤣

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#423

Originally posted by: -sahasra-
Rani,Who else can now me better than you😉

Waise you calling my hubby and Samir both V made me realize the similarity between these two men😳

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shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#424

Originally posted by: -Rani

Waise you calling my hubby and Samir both V made me realize the similarity between these two men😳

Rani, does the above mean u are going to let go other one for S??🤣🤣

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shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

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🤣🤣You know so many jokes😆
Sahasra, If u are here everyday, would get to hear so many from not only me but other members too.
We have atleast 20 jokes every day.. Today was an aberration..

I have sunaoed about 200+ jokes already on this forum
Next time I'll try to come when all members are present😊,tell me the peak timing,I'll come accordingly😛
@S : It all depends on the day.. I can PM u if u are interested...
But generally speaking it is afternoon our times mostly from 1pm E.S.T onwards for about couple of hrs when it is peak with some of our gang members from India online too

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-sahasra-

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Posted: 13 years ago

#426

Originally posted by: -Rani

Waise you calling my hubby and Samir both V made me realize the similarity between these two men😳

Didn't feel like takng jiju's name here,so V jiju😉 n yh your world revolves around these 2 Vs😆

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-sahasra-

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: shamrish

🤣🤣You know so many jokes😆
Sahasra, If u are here everyday, would get to hear so many from not only me but other members too.
We have atleast 20 jokes every day.. Today was an aberration..

I have sunaoed about 200+ jokes already on this forum
Next time I'll try to come when all members are present😊,tell me the peak timing,I'll come accordingly😛
@S : It all depends on the day.. I can PM u if u are interested...
But generally speaking it is afternoon our times mostly from 1pm E.S.T onwards for about couple of hrs when it is peak with some of our gang members from India online too
Yh Do PM me,I'll also enjoy with you people😊

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: shamrish
Waise you calling my hubby and Samir both V made me realize the similarity between these two men😳

Rani, does the above mean u are going to let go other one for S??🤣🤣

No way Amrish😆 I can share him with sahasra, but not giving him up to her completely😆

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: -sahasra-
Didn't feel like takng jiju's name here,so V jiju😉 n yh your world revolves around these 2 Vs😆

It certainly does - Two Vs who fulfill and complete my life😳

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shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Last Joke of the day : Laloo Joke

A U.S Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K : 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E : 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G : 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K : 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
A T T I T U D E : 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula.

See this……
C O R R U P T I O N : 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

🤣🤣🤣

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