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Posted: 11 years ago
EN DOLLARS
Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said "Ya know Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." and every year Martha would say "I know Stumpy, but that ihplane ride costs ten dollahs... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs." So Stumpy says "By Jeebers Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, if I don't go this time I may nevah go." Martha replies "Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So the pilot overhears them and says "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride, if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE word, I won't charge you, but just one word and it's ten dollars."
They agree and up they go... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard, he does it one more time, still nothing... so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says " By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."

And Stumpy replies " Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out... but ten dollahs is ten dollahs!
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Posted: 11 years ago
CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Woman sitting on Judge's lap get honourable discharge

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"




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Posted: 11 years ago
Finding Fanny

After quite some time me and my pal avinash went to INOX to see Finding Fanny and honestly found a huge fanny on dimple kapadia.Here is the bombshell from bobby and saagar whose backside and bonnet seems to protrude so much into your face that i thought it was a 3d effect.Honestly i thought the film would be good and went for the cast which had names like naseer,pankaj kapur,dimple and lastly deepika.The first three for acting skills and the last well woooweee hot.Of the three oldies pankaj karamchand kapur stole the show and pulled the rug under the rest of them and add to that the diva deepika.well money just well spent i think although i came out with a bit of a headache and that due to naseer's ham perfomance.I think for this role he watched kamal's swathimuthyam a few hundred times and still could not pull it off.Whereas in zindagi na milegi dobara,he comes just in one scene and reaches out and grasps you.well the bigger they are the harder they fall.What irritates and dissappoints is when great actors like naseer have to do these kind of tried and tested roles and you pay money and time to go watch it.Should have purchased the dvd for 40 bucks probably.

Pankaj had me and avinash rolling in laughter with his lecherous looks and advances towards dimple while dimple had me recoiling in fear for she used to haunt my dreams during the saagar days.Why couldnt they just let her be rather than pad up her butt and boobs.For she is loaded that way quite naturally.

Deepika looks stunning and more stunning in the goan countryside.The scenes between her and arjun are amateur and look made up and there is no chemistry between both of them.If the director had cast me instead i would have spent the whole film panting like a dog and would have been more lechy than pankaj kapur.

A silly reason for a roadtrip and at first i thought they had ripped the story from bill murrays broken flowers but the whole cast is bundled into a rusty bucket and with a cat which sinks its claws into naseers balls.well after seeing his perfomance i would have rather kneed him in his tenders and the director too.

Who knows someday i might get to act in a hindi film with naseer and i ask him why he approached the ferdy role the way he did and i will have my pliers ready.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Great...is this movie really that bad?😳
Thanks for the heads up...cause I'm not going to watch it now.
On the other hand, I'm excited to re-visit the old movie "Panam Padaithavan" again on youtube...
and that's only after reading the cool lyrics of the song "Kan Pona Pokkile Kaal Pogalama" as part of your storyline in Ch. 14.
I never realised that black & white song was stored somewhere deep in my memory till I read out the lyrics.
It's a really cool song I remember watching when I was a little kid.
Compared to the present X generation, we are lucky to have grown up in an era where good films were made and thanks to the internet, we can now watch them again and again on youtube in the comfort of our home.
I feel so sorry for today's young generation.
The movies they watch today as school kids and teenagers is going to be their point of reference later on in their adult years.
And I know for a fact young school girls are excited for Oct. 2nd to come soon...not because it is Gandhi Jayanthi...but because it is going to be the day "Bang Bang" releases and it is going to be a public holiday too!
And why wouldn't they be excited...esp after seeing the trailer pics that has Hrithik Roshan in a semi-nude pose walking out of the ocean waters.
It's really about skin show or no show with double meaning dialogues these days.
You have a choice only between the two now.
I still remember in the song "Chupke se sun..." from "Mission Kashmir", Hrithik Roshan looked irresistibly handsome in a plain kurta and a stubble. The range of emotions his eyes displayed in that song was worthy of writing some beautiful poetry.
I'm really missing those days when the heroes covered up themselves with some decent clothes and got paid for doing some decent acting too.
This is the current trend -
Because Aamir Khan showed up in a transparent shirt with SIX-pack abs in "Ghajini"...(blockbuster movie)
Salman Khan decided to go shirtless and show off his EIGHT-pack abs in "Kick"...(another blockbuster movie)
and now, Shah Rukh Khan is going even further with his unbuttoned shirt exposing his TEN-pack abs in the trailers of "Happy New Year" (he and Deepika must be desperately praying this movie is their next blockbuster after "Chennai Express").
But it looks like Hrithik Roshan has already won the race (even before his movie "Bang Bang" has released!) as women across the world have written explicit obscene love letters to him...which he found to be "highly embarrassing" to read!!😆
Honestly, I really do feel so sorry for today's X generation.
I would rather go back to youtube and watch the good old Salman Khan songs of the early 90s.
He was my first childhood crush and back then, he looked so adorable and innocent...with his puppy eyes and cute smile...
Not to mention, he gave me a thousand little butterflies in my stomach too.
I really miss those days!
An old song from his movie "Ek Ladka Ek Ladki" (1992):
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdKE1qBnXp8[/YOUTUBE]
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Posted: 11 years ago
Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me anymore."

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
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Posted: 11 years ago
Finding fanny was neither good or bad but just a lost cause for it started with a whimper and ended with a whimper,aimlessly meandering in between.I kept asking myself and thinking aloud as to what the director thought about the whole thing and his need to bring this lost cause to the big screen.If only we had all the answers to all the questions in the universe.


I am really suprised that you know the song kan pona pokkile for i thought it was way too much in the past for you to recognise it.But i hope the title helped.The most important aspects of old songs by vaali and kannadasan are the purity,diction and the meaning.And when sung by tms they really rise above any of the bullshit you hear.But then todays generation deserve what they are getting as way of music.



some of my favourite old songs are

orayiram parvaiyile
nenjam marappathillai
Thookkam Un Kangalai
unnai kaanatha nenjam
Vantha Naal Muthal
naalai intha velai paarthu
Roja Malarae
paatu paadava
PAARVAI ONDRE
Ennai maranthadhen
Mayakkamaa Kalakkamaa
Muthukalo Kangal

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Posted: 11 years ago
Thanks for sharing your favourite old songs, Satish.
I did not grow up in India so I was not very fluent in Tamil when I was a child.
The only Tamil I would hear would be at home when my parents spoke to me...but even then, the answer would come out of my mouth in English because I was surrounded by my English-speaking friends in school and in my neighbourhood.
I had no access to Tamil tv channels (like Doordarshan), no Tamil radio channels and of course, there was no internet back then.
There was a small Indian community where I grew up and a few Tamil family friends would exchange video cassettes of Tamil movies with my parents.
I remember my father loved watching old Tamil movies because they reminded him of his childhood days back in India.
He would sit with me on a weekend and we would watch a few old black & white Tamil movies together as a family.
I was too young to understand the proper Tamil dialect spoken in films and I would often get distracted by wanting to play with my toys. But my father would put me next him and he would translate each dialogue from Tamil to English so that I could understand what they were saying.
One of those old video cassettes I watched as a child was "Panam Padaithavan". I think this was the first MGR movie I saw. I remember watching the song "Kan Pona Pokkile" and enjoying its music without really understanding the lyrics. I also remember thinking MGR looked "hot" in a tuxedo 😃 playing the piano and singing gracefully as Sowcar Janaki was dancing.
But as I have grown older, I have learnt to appreciate old Tamil movies better.
When I later went to India and studied medicine, I became fluent in Tamil and developed reasonably good command over the language after interacting with patients in the hospital.
By then, people had access to satellite tv (ie. sun tv, jaya tv, raj tv, etc) and internet...and everyone was walking around with a mobile phone in their hands. My colleagues would download the coolest AR Rahman ringtones on their mobile phone.
But once I remember I went to see an old patient during my training years and while I was talking with him...his mobile ringtone went off playing the tune "Ponnai Virumbum Bhoomiyile..."
I lost track of what I was telling him and immediately recollected my childhood days spent abroad.
I asked him, "Hey, isn't this song from "Aalayamani" where Sivaji loses his legs and Saroja Devi takes him to the garden on his wheelchair?"
I don't know from where I said that...but I think I must have photographic memory!
He looked at me in astonishment because he said there is no way today's generation would even recognise this song now on sun music tv channel.
We ended up having an extended conversation about old Tamil songs...and we both forgot we were suppose to be having a doctor-patient conversation instead!
I do not know black and white Tamil songs very well.
But if I listen to the music or read the lyrics somewhere...my memory from some hidden corner shoots out the movie name and which actor starred in it.
I liked watching "Nenjam Marapathillai" as a child. I loved the reincarnation theme of lovers meeting a tragic end in one life and yet meeting again in the next life...and the only connection they have of their past love story is the repeated haunting tune of the title track song.
I liked watching Sivaji-Savitri from "Navarathri". I vaguely remember it was about Sivaji doing 9 different roles, but I liked him in that stylish villainy song where he sings seductively to Savitri in the brothel "Iravinil aatam, pagalinil thookkam...idhuthaan engal ulagam, engal ulagam".
His eyes spoke evil temptation and her eyes spoke fear while he slowly advances towards her in that song...it looked funny, I know...but even I got scared while watching his eyes act!
If you try to recreate that situation today, it would be really bad acting with a lot of skin show on-screen.
Another one of the easiest Tamil songs I understood at a young age was "Ninaipathellam Nadanthuvittal" from "Nenjil oru alayam". The meaning of the lyrics was so beautiful and haunting.
You're right. The old Tamil songs definitely had more meaning and depth back then!
One of the reasons why I like Illaiyaraja songs so much is because in today's fast-paced world, his songs bring back so many lost memories of my childhood life spent with my parents abroad.
I didn't watch many Tamil films as a child, but of the very few I saw, I remembered them very, very well.
Another favourite Tamil film I saw when I was really young was "Naan Paadum Padal". I was obsessed with all the songs from this movie, including "Paadava Un Paadalai..."OMG...what an amazing song composed by Illaiyaraja and sung by S. Janaki!!
It was a high-voltage drama song, where on one end, wife is waiting for her husband as she sings in a recording theatre for a movie song...and in another end, the husband just finished work in an operating theatre rushing on the road traffic to reach his wife's recording studio on time.
I still find time to listen to this song when I come back home from a tiring day at work and the music always gives me the goosebumps.
But it was only recently when I came across a facebook page that stated the reel life scenario of that 1984 song was based on the real life tragic incident of singer Kalyani Menon (I only know her as mother of Rajiv Menon, who is director of "Minsara Kanavu" and "Kandukondain Kandukondain.")
Apparently, Kalyani Menon was a famous singer back in 1970s, and her husband met with a tragic accident while she was due to record a song in the recording studio. She pretty much gave up her singing career after that.
The amount of hidden despair within these songs is really like unfolding a story of its own.
Old songs don't just give us great lyrics and great memories...they tell us great stories too.
Too bad the current generation is missing out on all this.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Hi people,
Please follow these websites and you will discover a lot about our favourite actor kamalhassan.

http://www.thehindu.com/features/friday-review/kamal-haasan-talks-about-arts-music-and-dance/article6317133.ece


http://www.thehindu.com/features/cinema/you-can-feel-the-fear-in-the-song-kamal-haasan/article6338555.ece


http://www.thehindu.com/features/cinema/kamal-haasan-recalls-his-association-with-ilaiyaraja/article6360293.ece

http://www.thehindu.com/features/friday-review/and-more-on-the-ilaiyaraaja-connection/article6379569.ece


http://www.thehindu.com/features/friday-review/kamal-and-the-art-of-screenplay-writing/article6401133.ece

http://www.thehindu.com/features/friday-review/dance/kamal-discovers-kuchipudi/article6422724.ece?homepage=true


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Posted: 11 years ago
THE INFINITE LOOP

Infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc.These loops never happen in real life, unless ...

A company CEO tells his secretary: "Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."
The secretary calls her husband: "Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."
The husband calls his lover: "My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."
The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children: "Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."
One of the kids went to his grandfather and said: "Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."
The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her: "My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."
The secretary calls her husband: "The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."
The husband calls his lover: "We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."
The lover tells the kids: "My problem was solved, school is back on."
The kid goes to the grandfather: "Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."
The CEO calls his secretary: "My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad"
The secretary calls her husband, "Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."
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Hi spain,

I stumbled upon these articles on ilayaraja which were published during the 90's.I was searching for his film songs based on carnatic raagas and i was led to the site.I hope you like them.


http://www.s-anand.net/blog/classical-ilayaraja/

http://tfmpage.com/ci/


Here are some carnatic based film songs.




0 ! ! ! 1979 all4u - Kavarimaan - Brova Bharama 402


0 ! ! ! 1979 all4u - Kavarimaan - Solla Vallaayo 279


0 ! ! ! 1981 all4u - Thillu Mullu - Raagangal Pathinaru 1647


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ethanai Konam Ethanai Paarvai - Alaipayuthe Kanna 752


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ethanai Konam Ethanai Paarvai - Gowri Kalyana 385


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ethanai Konam Ethanai Paarvai - Kallaai Nee 224


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ethanai Konam Ethanai Paarvai - Nithisala Sugama 242


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ethanai Konam Ethanai Paarvai - Paahimaam Shree 236


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ethanai Konam Ethanai Paarvai - Raagas 222


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Ilamai Kaalangal - Raagavane Ramana 641


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Oru Odai Nadhiyagirathu - Thalaiyai Kuniyum 2259


0 ! ! ! 1983 all4u - Salangai Oli - Bala Kanaka 1957


0 ! ! ! 1984 all4u - Enakkul Oruvan - Ther Kondu Sendravan 428


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Aadhithiya 497


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Aanandha Nadanam 585


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Lochana 477


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Maga Ganapathim 3533


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Manadhil Urudhi 2714


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Mari Mari Ninne 2890


0 ! ! ! 1985 all4u - Sindhu Bhairavi - Nee Dayaradaah 625


0 ! ! ! 1986 all4u - Isai Paadum Thendral - Manasiloni 273


0 ! ! ! 1986 all4u - Isai Paadum Thendral - Manasuna Neekai 229


0 ! ! ! 1986 all4u - Maragatha Veenai - Sudha Madhurya 231


0 ! ! ! 1986 all4u - Mella Thiranthathu Kathavu - Pavana Guru 598


0 ! ! ! 1987 all4u - Ore Oru Gramathile - Mano Javam 147


0 ! ! ! 1987 all4u - Ore Oru Gramathile - Nallathor Veenai 322


0 ! ! ! 1990 all4u - Keladi Kanmani - Vaaranam Aayiram (f) 543


0 ! ! ! 1990 all4u - Keladi Kanmani - Vaaranam Aayiram (m) 366


0 ! ! ! 1991 all4u - En Arugil Nee Irundhal - Oru Kanam Aagilum 331


0 ! ! ! 1991 all4u - En Arugil Nee Irundhal - Udhayam Neeye 182


0 ! ! ! 1991 all4u - Gopura Vaasalile - Naadham Ezhunthathadi 855


0 ! ! ! 1991 all4u - Thalapathi - Yamunai Aatrile 6192


0 ! ! ! 1991 all4u - Vanna Vanna Pookkal - Dhirana Dhiranana 75


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Aavaram Poo - Mandhiram Idhu 501


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Devar Magan - Maasaru Ponne 1756


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Devar Magan - Manamagale Manamagale 678


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Guna - Paartha Vizhi 3079


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Idhu Namma Bhoomi - Vaana Mazhai 1223


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Unnai Vaazhthi Paadugiren - Unnai Vaazhtha 112


0 ! ! ! 1992 all4u - Villu Paatukaran - Ponnil Vaanam 147


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Kadhalan - Ennavale Adi 4310


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Moha Mull - Kamalam Paadha 941


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Moha Mull - Nenje Gurunadharin (Arunmozhi) 482


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Moha Mull - Nenje Gurunadharin (Sreekumar) 295


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Moha Mull - Sollaayo Vaai Thiranthu (f) 1006


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Moha Mull - Sollaayo Vaai Thiranthu (Sreekumar) 529


0 ! ! ! 1994 all4u - Veera - Thirumagal Un Mugam 170


0 ! ! ! 1995 all4u - Kolangal - Mouna Raagam 116


0 ! ! ! 1997 all4u - Iruvar - Narumugaye 2720


0 ! ! ! 1998 all4u - Jeans - Kannodu Kaanbathellaam 531


0 ! ! ! 1998 all4u - Kanmani Oru Kavithai - Raagam Azhaithu 227


0 ! ! ! 1999 all4u - Sangamam - Sowkiyama Kanne 1089


0 ! ! ! 1999 all4u - Sethu - Saranam Bhava 295


0 ! ! ! 2000 all4u - Alaipayuthey - Alaipayuthey 387


0 ! ! ! 2000 all4u - Heyram - Isaiyil Thodanguthamma 2426


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