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Banta Singh having a political discussion with a Pakistani in London.
Paki Says " We have a new Prime minister and his name is Nawaz Sharrif."
Banta " Oh yah, what a coincidence. Our Prime Minister is also called Nawaz Shareef"
Paki " Banta, do not pull my leg. I know he is Manmohan Singh"
Banta " Oh yes, But he is Na-Awaz but very Shareeef"

Daughter: Dad I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I'm in India, and he's in USA.
We met on a matrimonial website, became friends on FB, had long chat on WhatsApp, and proposed to each other on Skype.
Then 2 months of long relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes.

Dad: You have my blessings. Now, get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids from eBay, send them through Gmail, and if you€re fed up with your husband sell him on OLX...!!!!

In 1879, when there was British were ruling in India, Lt. Col. Martin of Agar Malva was leading the army in the war against Afghanistan.

Col. Martin used to regularly send messages of his well-being to his wife. The war continued for long & Lady Martin stopped getting messages. She was very upset.

Once riding on her horse, she passed by the temple of Baijnath Mahadev. She was attracted to the sound of Conch & Mantra. She went inside and came to know that the Brahmanas were worshipping Lord Shiva. They saw her sad face and asked her problem. She explained everything to them. They told her that Lord Shiva listens to the prayers of devotees and takes them out of difficult situations in no time. With the advice of the Brahmanas she started the 'Laghurudri Anushtthan' of the Mantra:

'Om Namah Shivaya' for 11 days. She prayed to Lord Shiva that if her husband reaches home safely, then she would get the temple renovated.

On the last of the 'Laghurudri' a messenger came and gave a letter to her. Her husband had written: 'I was regularly sending messages to you from the battle grounds but suddenly the Pathans surrounded us from all sides. We were entrapped in a situation where there was no scope of escaping death. Suddenly I saw a Yogi of India with long hair, carrying a weapon with three pointers (Trishul). His personality was amazing and he was maneuvering his weapon with a magnificent style. Seeing this great man, the Pathans started running back. With his grace our bad times turned into moments of victory. This was possible only because of that man of India wearing a lion skin & carrying a three-pointer weapon (Trishul). That great Yogi told me that I should not worry and that he had come to rescue me because he was very pleased with my wife's prayers.'

Tears of joy were falling down the eyes of Lady Martin's eyes while reading the letter. Her heart was overwhelmed. She fell into the feet of Lord Shiva's statue and burst in tears.

After a few weeks Col. Martin returned. Lady Martin narrated the whole incident to him. Now both husband & wife became devotees of Lord Shiva. In 1883 they donated Rs. 15,000 for renovating the temple. The information engraved slab for the same is still there in the Baijnath Mahadev Temple of Agar Malva. This is the only Hindu temple built by a Britisher.

A middle aged man bought a brand new Ferrari. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 km/hr, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 mph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing," and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Ferrari and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many of Us:

NEWS: NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH
CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM: Ambition In Mind.
DATE: Day And Time Evolution.
EAT: Energy And Taste.
TEA: Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN: Power Enriched In Nib.
SMILE:Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression.
BYE: Be with You Everytime.

Hi. Can you please update your half-yearly list of best tamil + hindi songs for 2013?

my selection of hindi 2013

Chennai Express - 02 - Titli
Chennai Express - 01 - One Two Three Four - Get On The Dance Floor
Chennai Express - 03 - Tera Rastaa Chhodoon Na
Ek Thi Daayan Yaaram
Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani - - Balam Pichkari
Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani - Badtameez Dil
FUKREY-Ambarsariya
Kai Po Che - 01 - Manja
Kai Po Che - 03 - Meethi Boliyaan
Raanjhanaa -Raanjhanaa
Raanjhanaa-Tu Mun Shudi
Raanjhanaa -Nazar Laaye
Raanjhanaa -Aise Na Dekho
commando- Saawan Bairi
D-Day-Ek Ghadi Aur
D-Day-Alvida
RAMAIYA VASTAVAIYA-Jeene Laga Hoon
RAMAIYA VASTAVAIYA-Rang Jo Lagayo
RAMAIYA VASTAVAIYA-Peecha Chhute
Zinda - Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
Slow Motion Angreza - Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
Lootera-Ankahee
Lootera-Manmarziyan
Nautanki Saala! Mera Mann Kehne Laga
GO GOA GONE-Khushamdeed

Hi spain,
All those and much more can be downloaded at this site.

http://www.indiamp3.com/music/

my selection of tamil 2013


ENDRENDRUM-Thoda Thoda
555- Mudhal Mazhai Kaalam
555-Kaadhal Indha Kaadhal
mariyaan-Nenjae Ezhu
Udhayam NH4- Maalai Pon Maalai
Udhayam NH4 - Yaaro Ivan
VARUTHAPADATHA VALIBAR SANGAM -Paakaadhae Paakaadhae
Thalaivaa -Yaar Indha Saalai Oram
Thalaivaa -Sol Sol
VIRATTU-Mouname Mouname
SINGAM 2-Puriyavillai
THILLU MULLU-Kaipesi En Kooda
THILLU MULLU-Raagangal Pathinaru
ANNAKODIYUM KODIVEERANUM-Aavarangaatukulla
ANNAKODIYUM KODIVEERANUM-Puthi Vecha
ANNAKODIYUM KODIVEERANUM-Anname
DAVID -Kanave Kanave

Thanks...that was very quick...