THAKUR SAAB KA JAWAAB NAHI !!! - Page 21

Originally posted by: sudhirm_2007

sheriff bhai bachpan me ek story pada thha''' Angoor khatta hai''Grapes are sour'' 😆 you have asked so me and sudhir fight for one girl? 😆

Where Aish is concerned GRAPES ARE ALWAYS SWEET even SOUR GRAPES for that matter😆😆 . Lets fite it out for Katrina Kaif, kya uttar hai aapka 😉😆😆 She is one ATOM BOMB if you ask me 🤣

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

On the request of Sheriff Bhai here's something for you all. This post is from Barnalidi's MOTW at KTH section. One of the most hillarious threads that I have seen till date. Posting that link also with this joke.

She was asked to write a letter and here's the details.😆😆😆

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kahiin-to-hoga/353962/member-of-the-week-barnalidi


Barnali wrote:

1)write a love letter to Laloo Parsad Yadav on da behalf of Rabri devi in Rabri ki bhasa (language) mein😆. Priyey lalluwaji, aap dilli mey hay hum eehaa hay. aapkey bina bihar suna suna lagat hay. aap eeha nahi rahiyega to aapka hair style out dated ho jayega. o susra Nitish ka hair style hit hoyey gawa hay aajkal. aapki nisaani aapka bituwa bahut cirkat khelta hay. usko dekhat hu to aapki bahut yaad aati hay. bilkul aapahi ki tarah huwa hay. aapahi par gaya hay uuh. uuhi aankhey, uuhi rang, uuhi chaal. bahut yaad aati hay humaar aapki uhey dekhkar. ha ganga jo bachhra huya hay bahut sundar hay. lallu dada lallu dada karkey roo att hay saara din. chaara bhi naahi khaawat hay. ab hum bhi kaa karey. aapki yaad mey hum bhi to chaara khaana chhor diye hay. na hamaar rabri khaaney ka man karta hay na rasgulla. aap jald hi aa jaiye naahi to hum mar jayenge ab. soocho fir bihaar ka kaa howega. aur itni caroro ki sampatti chaara khaakey jo hum ikattha kiyey hay uska kya hoga. aapki yaad mey hum aankhey bichhayey baithey hai, aapkihi pyaari, meethi meethi rabri

OH GAWD! 😆😆😆 That was hilarious! 😆😆

Barnali Di has a fantastic sense of humor I must say.....what a great letter by Rabri Devi to her Lallua jee 😆😆

pallavi

Originally posted by: adonis

Where Aish is concerned GRAPES ARE ALWAYS SWEET even SOUR GRAPES for that matter😆😆 . Lets fite it out for Katrina Kaif, kya uttar hai aapka 😉😆😆 She is one ATOM BOMB if you ask me 🤣

Yeah I am ready.. she is one atom bomb no doubt .. But salman is there so no hope.. 😔😔

Originally posted by: sudhirm_2007

Yeah I am ready.. she is one atom bomb no doubt .. But salman is there so no hope.. 😔😔

Salman ko salaam kareghi after she meets both of us , hum kya kissi se kam hai.. Hum Bhai log hai bhai 😆😆

Thakur Saab and other members , watch this it is simply hilarious 🤣

This is a trailor for film "OUTSOURCED" 🤣🤣🤣

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=35942796

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LImhTTFu4b8

Originally posted by: advil

You are doing the right thing😆 Aamna and rajeev ke beech mein ghuske rescuing her for BT. No way will I let Rajeev walk away with Aamna,... they look nice as "only friends"....😆

Bus you... stick to your guns...and dont worry... RR gang will back u on this...😆

As regards to Aamna, she is bhabhi.... 😎

adi bhaiyya!!! aap hero heroine ke beech kyun villain ban rahe hain!!!!😡😡😡mere bhaiyya bhabhi ke beech mein math aaiye!!! aur aapke inverted commas waale only friends ko mein samajh gayi!!😆and trust me my bhaiyya will walk away with bhabhi 4 sure, koi rok ke tho dikhaye!!! saamne don gang ke logon ko paaoge!!!! unke beech kissi ko aana allowed nahin hai!!!

😆Thakur Saab, Come sit down, breathe in and breathe out and start answering these questions written in Sheriff Bhai ishtyle. Ok. 😉

ALL QUESTIONS ARE MANDATORY, NOTHING IS OPTIONAL 😉

Rules to be followed while answering the question paper
• No smiling alone or with Barnali Di in the background.😉
• No giggling away like the gals on IF.😊
• No browsing the net for answers
• No sharmafying or rather blushing thinking of the unwanted things.
• Answer to the point, no making excuses like Net is down or I am a goody goody boy etc. We all know you very well.
• Wherever multiple choice is given, select one only. No getting hyper and jumping up and down on the bed and start dreaming.
• Be sincere in your answers.
• Where needed give appropriate explanations
• Last but not the least, enjoy. This is just to make you smile and make you think 'HOW AWESOME SHERIFF BHAI IS". Got it.

Lets start

1. Why is Greenland so named, when it is 99% frozen wasteland?😕

2. If you were a tree or animal what kind of tree or animal would you be? Explain. 😊

3. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Don't say Dead Meat. 😛

4. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? 😉

5. Say Sheriff Bhai comes to your place right now, will you welcome him or shoot him with warnings as you usually do on India-Forums? 😭

6. How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew? 😉

7. If Bollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you? Don't say Rajeev.😡

8. How do you write zero in Roman numerals?😃

9. If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have? LMAO.😆

10. you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?😉

11. On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you with Sheriff Bhai ? 😃

12. Elaborate the above question please with 10 reasons. 😉

13. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?😉

14. "Less is more only when more is too much." - Frank Lloyd Wright wrote. Please explain😛

15. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will it do when you pat its tail?😆

16. What will the dog do when you pull its tail?😉

17. Who is smarter and sexier in your eyes : Monica Lewinsky or Hillary Clinton? Explain please.😛

18. If Aamna Sheriff come to your doorstep and proposes to you, will you accept it or reject it.. ? Remember Rajeev is there at the same time in your drawing room eating hot pakodas and having tea 😉

19. Who is your role model in life … Ex President of United States Bill Clinton or Humara Laloo Prasad Yadav😆

20. Who would you allow to come into your dreams, select one only. I know you love to have all them, after all you are our very own GOVINDA. 😉

• Jennifer Aniston
• Aamna Sheriff
• Sheriff Bhai
• Shalini Aunty of my FF

21. We all know you are the Maharaj, say if you were given a choice to select one, whom would you select as your MAHARANI. Select ONE please, no blushing, no smiling and last of all no giggling. I know you would love to have all of them as your MAHARANIs. Which guy doesn't like, am I rite.😳

• Raakhi Sawant
• Mallika Sherawat
• Pamela Anderson
• Britney Spears

22. If you get a chance to meet only one member of the IF and go out for lunch, whom would you select of the Iqbalians. Think, think and answer. Baad mein pacthana na pade. 😆

23. Who has the most dashing personality. Select one. (Unfortunately I don't know much about other guys)😉
• Mohammed Iqbal Khan
• Vivan Bhatena (Am I rite)
• Akshadeep (KIT KAT Hero the Saand)
• Amit Tandon

24. 5 Pros and Cons of Arranged Marriage.

25. 5 pros and cons of Love Marriage

26. Has any beautiful gal winked at you and made passes at you. If so how did you react. 😆

• Shoot her
• Warn her
• Blush as usual
• Winked back

27. Are you ready to go on a blind date.😉

28. You are all excited to go on a blind date, and it turns out the person is none other than Sudhir Bhai. What will your reaction be.😉

• Highly disappointing
• Give reasons and ignore Sudhir Bhai
• Be courteous
• Start playing flute for him.

29. Say Rajeev and Aamna are married and you get totally pissed off. Write a hate letter to Aamna in 15 sentences. Use the choicest gaalis, ghabrane ka nahi, bindaas bolna ka, apun hai naa Bhai log, sab dekh lenghe .😆

30. Whom do you want to win Democrat Obama or Republican McCain.😊

31. Say Sheriff Bhai is approached by Ekta herself for her 'Mahabharat' serial . He is offered three roles and you are my secretary. Which role should I accept from the personality you have seen me on India Forums.😉
• Shakuni Mama
• Karna
• Dushasana

32. Will virtual reality ever become a reality?😕

33. Why does your nose run and your feet smell ? Explain😉

34. When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?😛

35. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? LMAO. Explain funnily. 😆

36. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?😊

37. Write a conversation between "Maharaja of IF" and "Your Maharani" when you both are in love. 😳

38. Do you think the serial "WAARIS" is only causing "WORRIES" for some IF members. You advice to those members please. 😡

39. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Please explain, no sharmana please. 😉

40. You must have heard about "Snakes on Planes".. LOL. Can you explain in your own words.😆

41. By using the techniques of genetic engineering, scientists are able to modify genetic materials so that a particular gene of interest from one cell can be incorporated into a different cell. LMAO. 😃
• Describe a procedure by which this can be done.
• Explain the purpose of each step of your procedure.
• Describe how you could determine whether the gene was successfully incorporated.
• Describe an example of how gene transfer and incorporation have been used in biomedical or commercial applications.

42. If there are 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have. Think and answer. (That is from the dumb test page .. a pop up page from IF).😊

43. If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? (You must have read that book. )😉

44. If you were to rewrite and produce KYPH all over again, would you consider MIK all over again for the role of Angad knowing his reputation, his better halfs crazy and lunatic attitude, his professionalism etc. Who would your other option be.🤢

45. Say you have to meet the one and only Sheriff Bhai one on one, write a conversation you will have with this guy. 😉

46. What are the qualities you are looking in your "MAHARANI"?😳

47. At the place where you work, a colleague of yours is a SECRET ADMIRER. She comes and proposes, what will you do?😳

48. What will you do for the betterment of the HUMAN RACE on India Forums. LMAO.😃

49. Write a small hot and passionate scene between Iqbal and Neha.😉

50. Name something people would be surprised to know about you?😛

51. Name the movie that has been most meaningful in your life?😛

52. What has been your hidden pleasure other than banning and giving warnings to bechara Sheriff bhai?😭

53. If you could have lunch with three people not at the same time, throughout history, who would they be?😉

54. Are you a fan of human beings or animals. 😆

55. Write a funny imaginary incident between yourself and Aamna Sheriff ?😳

56. Why do you like Aamna Sheriff, is it because she and Sheriff have the same last name and you secretly admire him for his hot looks and intelligence? 😆

57. If you were offered a role in the films and your heroine is the HOT, SENSATIONAL, SEXY Bipasha Basu , will you accept it or will u ask John Abraham for his permission? 😳

58. Make a funny sentence describing their personality, use proper adjectives. 😆

• Sheriff Bhai
• Jess
• Pallavi Didi
• Barnali Didi
• Sudhir Bhai

59. Say Vijay decided to open the KYPH forum and 'WORRIES' is relayed on TV. Vijay decides that the 'GREAT INTELLIGENT SHERIFF BHAI' is the right GM for these two sections. What will your reaction be. Secondly, list 10 changes or key things that will happen on these two forums with Sheriff Bhai as the GM. 😉

60. Lastly, write a poem or song praising Sheriff Bhai 😆. Preferably in Angrezi Basha 😃

That is all, answers will be graded later. Let me get back to work and studies. Have fun.😉 See you late tonite or tomorrow 😉

God Bless
Sheriff Bhai

Just look at the two!!!! they are like made for each other!!!!

How can anyone in the world even think about coming between the two!!! they are the most perfect couple ever!!!!!😍loooveee them!!!

That guy is distracted by Thakur Saab and she is looking lovingly at Thakur Saab. So what does that mean, u come to ur conclusion Summiji 😉

😆 😆 😆 it was actually me who was taking this pic, not bhaskar bhaiyya!!! 😆 😆 😆 bhabhi ji is looking lovingly as she is in bhaiyya;s arms!!! 😉