Originally posted by: adonis
😆Thakur Saab, Come sit down, breathe in and breathe out and start answering these questions written in Sheriff Bhai ishtyle. Ok. 😉
Takes a deep breath!!! Close my eyes!!! Concentrate!!!! Open my eyes and now here I go!!!!
Rules to be followed while answering the question paper
• No smiling alone or with Barnali Di in the background.😉
• No giggling away like the gals on IF.😊
• No browsing the net for answers
• No sharmafying or rather blushing thinking of the unwanted things.
• Answer to the point, no making excuses like Net is down or I am a goody goody boy etc. We all know you very well.
• Wherever multiple choice is given, select one only. No getting hyper and jumping up and down on the bed and start dreaming.
• Be sincere in your answers.
• Where needed give appropriate explanations
• Last but not the least, enjoy. This is just to make you smile and make you think 'HOW AWESOME SHERIFF BHAI IS". Got it.
Lets start
1. Why is Greenland so named, when it is 99% frozen wasteland?😕
The same reason why Iceland is named thus when it is all green.
2. If you were a tree or animal what kind of tree or animal would you be? Explain. 😊
Banyan tree which can give shade to all.
3. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Don't say Dead Meat. 😛
No meat is never there as I never cook. I am too bad there.😆 It always have cold drinks and water nothing else.
4. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? 😉
Aftaab, he is shooting with Aamna just now so I get the chance instead.😉
5. Say Sheriff Bhai comes to your place right now, will you welcome him or shoot him with warnings as you usually do on India-Forums? 😭
When you come to me it will be to Bhaskar and not Bhaskar the GM. And Bhaskar never carries warnings with him.
6. How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew? 😉
It is a box which has many compartments which is filled with different sort of candies. But each compartment will have only one particular variety. Now you can mix and match and eat as per your taste and requirement.
7. If Bollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you? Don't say Rajeev.😡
Yes my first choice would be Rajeev because as much as I have interacted with him have found we both have too many things in common including our way of thinking. If not Rajeev then surely Aamir Khan.
8. How do you write zero in Roman numerals?😃
Zero was introduced by Indians and Roman numericals were made before that so did not have Zero. Tricky question man.😆
9. If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have? LMAO.😆
Chicken
10. you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?😉
Bhaskar Thakur an IT man passed out from IIT, has kidnapped the famous actress Aamna Shariff and now Interpol is on the lookout as it is being resumed he has left the country.
11. On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you with Sheriff Bhai ? 😃
Sheriff Bhai the person is too true. Will put him at 9 as no ones a perfetc human being.
12. Elaborate the above question please with 10 reasons. 😉
As I said above that one word explain everything. He is TRUE.
13. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?😉
Do let me know the scale you are using for this reply. Kelvin or Celsius 😉
14. "Less is more only when more is too much." - Frank Lloyd Wright wrote. Please explain😛
Too much of anything at times gets overboard and turns not so healthy. Its then that you will feel less was more and maybe enough.
15. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will it do when you pat its tail?😆
Move away.
16. What will the dog do when you pull its tail?😉
Turn around and bite you.😆
17. Who is smarter and sexier in your eyes : Monica Lewinsky or Hillary Clinton? Explain please.😛
Never gave much thought to the second part for anyone but for the first one will go with Hillary.
18. If Aamna Sheriff come to your doorstep and proposes to you, will you accept it or reject it.. ? Remember Rajeev is there at the same time in your drawing room eating hot pakodas and having tea 😉
Ofcourse say yes.😆😆😆 Who care about him. Then he has confirmed in his interviews repeatedly that she is JUST his friend.😉
19. Who is your role model in life … Ex President of United States Bill Clinton or Humara Laloo Prasad Yadav😆
None of the above. It always was and remain my Brother.😊
20. Who would you allow to come into your dreams, select one only. I know you love to have all them, after all you are our very own GOVINDA. 😉
• Jennifer Aniston
• Aamna Sheriff
• Sheriff Bhai
• Shalini Aunty of my FF
21. We all know you are the Maharaj, say if you were given a choice to select one, whom would you select as your MAHARANI. Select ONE please, no blushing, no smiling and last of all no giggling. I know you would love to have all of them as your MAHARANIs. Which guy doesn't like, am I rite.😳
• Raakhi Sawant
• Mallika Sherawat
• Pamela Anderson
• Britney Spears
What choices!!!!!!!!! 😡 Koi aur lao. They are all rejected.
22. If you get a chance to meet only one member of the IF and go out for lunch, whom would you select of the Iqbalians. Think, think and answer. Baad mein pacthana na pade. 😆
*Sunita*
23. Who has the most dashing personality. Select one. (Unfortunately I don't know much about other guys)😉
• Mohammed Iqbal Khan
• Vivan Bhatena (Am I rite)
• Akshadeep (KIT KAT Hero the Saand)
• Amit Tandon
24. 5 Pros and Cons of Arranged Marriage.
25. 5 pros and cons of Love Marriage
Yaar please lets keep these marriage ones away as I seriously have no idea.😆 Shaadi finally barbaadi hai ab jaise bhi karo yeh mera maan na hai.
26. Has any beautiful gal winked at you and made passes at you. If so how did you react. 😆
• Shoot her
• Warn her
• Blush as usual
• Winked back
😆 Never make the attempt to look up to them when any is around so all these option don't arise.😆
27. Are you ready to go on a blind date.😉
No way.
28. You are all excited to go on a blind date, and it turns out the person is none other than Sudhir Bhai. What will your reaction be.😉
• Highly disappointing
• Give reasons and ignore Sudhir Bhai
• Be courteous
• Start playing flute for him.
29. Say Rajeev and Aamna are married and you get totally pissed off. Write a hate letter to Aamna in 15 sentences. Use the choicest gaalis, ghabrane ka nahi, bindaas bolna ka, apun hai naa Bhai log, sab dekh lenghe .😆
Hate letter!!!!!!! You will find be finally breaking my promise and take up the bottle in hand like Devdas.😆 How can a devdas then manage to write when there's always a bottle in his hands.
30. Whom do you want to win Democrat Obama or Republican McCain.😊
Democrat Obama.
31. Say Sheriff Bhai is approached by Ekta herself for her 'Mahabharat' serial . He is offered three roles and you are my secretary. Which role should I accept from the personality you have seen me on India Forums.😉
• Shakuni Mama
• Karna
• Dushasana
None actually suits you. But among the choices given this is one I would go with. 32. Will virtual reality ever become a reality?😕
The way technology is moving ahead who knows it may.
33. Why does your nose run and your feet smell ? Explain😉
To run away from smelling our stinky feet nose runs.😉
34. When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?😛
Nope he is then looking at the next in line.
35. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? LMAO. Explain funnily. 😆
People who are married would say that the words I do is a life sentence so definitely the longest one.😆
36. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?😊
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.
37. Write a conversation between "Maharaja of IF" and "Your Maharani" when you both are in love. 😳
Yeh nahi hoga I know.😳 I stay quiet finally ending into Maharani going off with 😡
38. Do you think the serial "WAARIS" is only causing "WORRIES" for some IF members. You advice to those members please. 😡
Waaris is causing worries to Smriti just now.😆
39. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Please explain, no sharmana please. 😉
Let me fall in love and see if it's really blind or not.😉
40. You must have heard about "Snakes on Planes".. LOL. Can you explain in your own words.😆
Is it that movie you are talking about??? That snakes one.
41. By using the techniques of genetic engineering, scientists are able to modify genetic materials so that a particular gene of interest from one cell can be incorporated into a different cell. LMAO. 😃
• Describe a procedure by which this can be done.
• Explain the purpose of each step of your procedure.
• Describe how you could determine whether the gene was successfully incorporated.
• Describe an example of how gene transfer and incorporation have been used in biomedical or commercial applications.
I am a computer engineer and not genetics. Have almost zero knowledge about biology.😆
42. If there are 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have. Think and answer. (That is from the dumb test page .. a pop up page from IF).😊
If I take 3 then I have three with me. 2 remains there itself.
43. If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? (You must have read that book. )😉
If he had done so then would the story been there.😉
44. If you were to rewrite and produce KYPH all over again, would you consider MIK all over again for the role of Angad knowing his reputation, his better halfs crazy and lunatic attitude, his professionalism etc. Who would your other option be.🤢
Yes still would. I saw few episode of KYPH and none can beat that chemistry. As for his reputation well I myself personally believe thats his life and I am no relative or friend of his so why comment. As long as viewers get the entertainment alls fine. 95% of them in this industry are the same finally.
45. Say you have to meet the one and only Sheriff Bhai one on one, write a conversation you will have with this guy. 😉
Sheriff Bhai ones who know me personally can tell you that I am maybe the worse chatter. 😆 I spend an hour with Barnalidi and end up saying maybe 2-3 sentences.
46. What are the qualities you are looking in your "MAHARANI"?😳
There's only one to fit the role - Aamna so all her qualities including the looks will have to do.
47. At the place where you work, a colleague of yours is a SECRET ADMIRER. She comes and proposes, what will you do?😳
Send her to Barnalidi with now a message to Didi telling her to cancel the proposition or I am not coming home.😆
48. What will you do for the betterment of the HUMAN RACE on India Forums. LMAO.😃
Virtual world hardly helps on this matter. Heart to heart talks with each other in real world can only help in actual betterment of human race.
49. Write a small hot and passionate scene between Iqbal and Neha.😉
Sorry will stay away as I am too bad in this.
50. Name something people would be surprised to know about you?😛
The amount of talk I do here on forum must give you all the impression that I may be a chatterbox, but fact is in real life I hardly speak.😆
51. Name the movie that has been most meaningful in your life?😛
Movie never made any such mark on my life as such. They are always a pass time for me for the sake of entertainment and forget about it soon after I come out of the hall.
52. What has been your hidden pleasure other than banning and giving warnings to bechara Sheriff bhai?😭
Reading the CNS thread in the KSKBT section. Its usually too hilarious and make you feel refreshed.
53. If you could have lunch with three people not at the same time, throughout history, who would they be?😉
Swami Vivekananda, BigB and Bill Gates
54. Are you a fan of human beings or animals. 😆
Human beings 😆
55. Write a funny imaginary incident between yourself and Aamna Sheriff ?😳
How about - Me and rajeev on a shopping Mall and see Aamna there too. Both try our best to woo her and take for dinner. While me and Rajeev are fighting out suddenly we find Aamna missing. sad both decide to have coffee and go to the restuarant. There we get the shock of our life as we see Aamna on date with Aftaab.
56. Why do you like Aamna Sheriff, is it because she and Sheriff have the same last name and you secretly admire him for his hot looks and intelligence? 😆
Well I like her bas like her. No reason there for it.😆
57. If you were offered a role in the films and your heroine is the HOT, SENSATIONAL, SEXY Bipasha Basu , will you accept it or will u ask John Abraham for his permission? 😳
Can't stand her. Will ask John to better take the role.
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