Originally posted by: muniza75
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Awwwwww Sheriff bhai wonderfull replies.
Thanks Didi 🤗, am glad you liked the replies. 😉 My answers in bold and blue.
I have some more questions, and will ask more later.
Sure sure.😃
If you become a GM on IF, what changes would you bring over on IF, List 5 of them?
If I was GM i.e. my dost Thakur Saab ka position hmmmm let me think
Open KYPH forum asap (and be the GM there) Contact Iqbal Khan and Neha Bamb and get their interview one on one (like on GR8 magazine) Help out VJ to track down the miscreants and ban them and not allow them to create multiple ids. Especially members who have been degrading Neha from Day One. Make sure there is no Groupism like Iq fans, Neha fans, Amit fans etc. All are lovers of Iq and Neha jodi and their sizzling chemistry. - Make sure the entire IF Dev Team is on the same page and they are not biased either to one group or another.
Iqbal is married, and neha is going to marry, what happens if iqbal meets neha on the road? ….
OK Gals and Guys for this question, I had to take the help of my colleague Christy, I explained her the scenario and she came up with the rest. Me not great in spinning stories. LMAO. 🤣🤣
Scenario : Date 25th July 2007. Raining heavily in Mumbai from past three days. Today it has slowed down and the life is slowly coming back to normal. 😛
Iqbal has to go shopping alone for vegetables, chicken and fruits to the nearest Sabji Mandi ( aka Farmers Market ) and is bored to death sitting at home from past 8 months. Neha is heading to shooting and is in her a/c Hyundai Accent car. 😃
Iqbal is walking on the footpath (Sidewalk) with his head bent down and all tired after washing bartans and clothes in the house. It is around 11 am and he has to still go and fix lunch as well. The order he has received is : Butter Naan, Shahi Paneer, Channa Dal, lamb tikka boti, chicken chargha, Fried Rice and Raitha. He has made a small list on a piece of paper, lest he forgets any item and has to run back again to the market. He has counted the money given to him and is very careful with it. He is thinking how to bargain with the shopkeeper and save 50 Rs, and keep it as his pocket money. As of today, in past 8 months he has saved around 5,000 Rs and he is extremely happy with this achievement, infact this achievement is more than the KYPH success. His goal is atleast Rs. 10,000 by the end of the year and is slowly slipping away. He is thinking he needs to work harder and reach his goals. He has contacted his neighbor Shalini Tai a 40 year old lady and she is so besotted by his looks and physique she is ready to help him out. Bechari, sweet lady. 😳
Iqbal is now crossing a traffic signal with his head still bent down and dragging his feet slowly (His shoes are having holes in the soles as well and his feet can feel the wetness). He is thinking of similar days 2 years back when he was a happy go lucky man and enjoyed the KYPH studios and had great fun and frolic and did not have to cook. Food would be delivered to him by one of the spot boys and he would enjoy stealing food from Neha's lunch as well. He would go back to his apartment only at 12 or 1 am after Neha dropped him in her car everyday. He had no car but it was great , he could spend a lot of time in Neha's company after the days shoot and both would go out and drink milk and eat cookies. Suddenly the wetness in his legs wakens him up from his day dream. He looks down and realizes he has stepped into a puddle. He jumps out of the puddle without realizing there is a car behind him and all the muddy water sputters on his face. He is mad at the car driver and runs after the car. 😡
The car stops a few hundred yards away. The back window is rolled down and a beautiful lady puts her head outside and is shocked to see her favorite costar's haalat. She immediately opens the door and runs to him and hugs him. She does not really care for her dress which she so lovingly bought in London last year for 400 pounds when she went for ALS. All she is bothered now is, how to pacify Iqbal's anger who is really furious at her driver. She says, 'Iqbal , Tum is haalat mein'. 😭
Suddenly it dawns on Iqbal that the lady who is embracing him is none other than his good friend and co-star Neha Bamb. He puts his arms around her and hugs her tightly and he is refusing to let go. Neha immediately pulls apart and asks why is he so dark and thin. She asks him, where did your muscles go, for that Iqbal just starts shedding tears. Neha is conscious that they are in a market place, immediately asks Iqbal to get in the car and asks the driver to go to their favorite restaurant. Iqbal on hearing this starts wailing even louder and says "Neha, tere ko pata hai, I have to be back home by 11:30 am and lunch has to be ready by 1:00 pm and rattles away the order. 😭
Neha immediately gets an idea, she asks the driver to go to the restaurant and orders the food which Iqbal is supposed to cook and asks him to get it asap. Meanwhile these two go into the nearby park and share Iqbal's difficult times he is going through. At 12:15 , the driver has come, Neha and Iqbal get into the car. She drops Iqbal at the end of the street. Iqbal chup chupke gets out of the car and runs to his apartment. He is scared lest anybody sees him and Neha together. He reaches the kitchen, immediately transfers the food into whatever containers or pots and places it on the dining table. It is 1:00 and he is extremely hungry. Bechara has not eaten breakfast or last night dinner. 😭
Hope you guys like it. 😳
Thank you
Sheriff Bhai.
PS : My humble thanks to all my didis who gave me wonderful ideas and Christy for penning this in a matter of minutes. Appreciate your penmanship Christy. A big hug and a great lunch awaits you tomorrow. 🤗😉
Didi, this song especially for you, one of the top in my list sung by Mohammed Rafi from film Kanyadaan "Likhe JO Khat tujhe". Hope you like it too. 😃
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