Firstly,I dont want ppl whom I have asked some of these questions coming in and helping and I am sure they know I am talking about them isiliye miss stay away...Plz?!LOL!Okay,so here you goo....My personal set of questions with things changed according to who the MOTW is!!Here is you set....Congratulations and start answeringgg!!!
Man, Anky now I understand how annoying you are, I thought you are a sweet kiddo and come in the class of Neha... Nahi you are a class apart hai naa. I completed this in 15 minutes flat , trust me. But you have taken way more time composing it. One piece of advice when creating a questionnaire, you should take less time creating and the other person needs to sweat it out. You will make a bad professor, dont go in that line. Be in Show World you will do mast there, commanding and demanding and annoying everybody. Infact you need to take the job as Ekta Kapoors assistant. She will fine tune and you are ready to go. After that make sure Neha is at the top and Iqbal is at the pitcb bottom, got it sweety. Now a big hug from Sheriff Bhai . My answers next to the question. 🤗
*Where did we first meet? - Did we meet face to face, if so I have forgotten and if not Im dreading it. ??
*How many nicknames do I have? - Who know as many BFs you have.
*Why did you choose Anky Angel?(I likeee) - I like it. Shall I change it now to Annoying Angel
*Whats the Time? - Where
*How many questions hve you answered?(count all the questions that u hve answered till now since u hve become the MOTW......Everyones questions but not mine!) - Which grade are you in 10th am I rite, go ahead and count for yourself. Good for graymatter.
*Who all asked you? - Do u really care.
*Planning to watch KBC4? - What is that
*Want who as the host? - Who cares
*Have you even watched KBC3 or for that matter KBC any part? - What is KBC
*If you watched,then why? - What show where does that come.
*If not,then why not? - 'coz you asked me
*How many ppl have asked you questions till now? - Go count again, you are pretty bad in numbers.
*Give a brief detail about what they asked! - Chup
*You wanna temme again why are you in Canada? - Im not in Canada, Happy.
*Have you always been there or shifted? - I have never been there.
*If shifted,then from where and why? - Read above and stop confusing ur brain.
*And do you wanna come back to the place from where you shifted or happy there? - Happy here. If I have to shift, I have to shift to New Delhi and have to meet you day in and day out. Better Im here and happy for the rest of my life.
*Which word do i most frequently keep saying?(Its used in almost every sentence of mine) - And
*So hows the Other Shows Forum been? - When I am around, it is always FUN.
*Why do you like my orkut profile so muchh?LOLL!! - Your Pic , man you have such a bloated ego, You indeed like my flattery hai naaa....
*And kya ho raha hai? - Kya nahi hua.
*Who are you thinking of abhi? - You and you only. (If ever I meet you in person what should I do first ..)
*Wanna come back to India? - Yep
*Whyyy are you a doctor? - Im in medical profession
*What made you take up the profession? - Time pass
*Do you cook? - Yes, you wanna eat before you go up.
*Do you know how to cook? - Yes
*What can u cook?(Even if its in the worst way!lol!) - Everything in the worst way.
*If you can cook,why can u cook? - CHUP annoying Anky
*Which is the dish made by your mom that u love the most? - Many , I forgot.
Acha,i ll think of more faltoo questions later!Lets ask something else!
Now,SOME KYPH QUESTIONS!!!
------>Write 2 words each for the following....and write the words which DONT define them!
<>Angad~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Kripa~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Sur~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Prateek~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Kartik~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Mishty~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Naina~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Dilip~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Prithvi~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Josh~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Manik~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Dadi~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Buaji~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Nishant~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Kanan~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Bheem~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Tanya~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Anitahhh(lol)~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Teddy~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Prithvis mom~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
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------>Now write 2 words which DEFINE them:
<>Angad~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Kripa~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Sur~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Prateek~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Kartik~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Mishty~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Naina~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Dilip~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Prithvi~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Josh~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Manik~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Alya~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Dadi~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Buaji~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Nishant~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Kanan~ Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Bheem~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Tanya~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Anitahhh(lol)~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Teddy~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
<>Prithvis mom~Stranger and Familiar ; Less Annoying then Anky
Okayy....now this-->(and dont say Husband-wife or Sis-bro...use word....like an adjectivee)
*Angad+Kripa=Fire
*Mishty+Prithvi= Tuss
*Anitah+Manik=Puss
*Naina+Dilip=COld
*Sur+Bheem=Who are these two
*Mishty+Kripa= Boring
*Nishant+Kanan= OK
*Dadi+Buaji=Annoying
*How did u find AKs chemistry? Hot
*Which one do u think was the most intensed scene b/w AK and ZK?(yaar,actually!!name one that wasnt!!!lol!!) Go see KYPH
*U liked it more when Angad was there or Zaib? I Dont care
*Angad or Zaib~> Nobody
*Kripa or Tanya~>Tanya
*Angad or Kripa~>Kripa
*Iqbal or Neha~> Neha
Now me fav. couple GHTQuestions on them since they were a part of KYPH----------->
*Gauri or Hiten: Gauri
*Have you seen Kutumb or some other show of theirs? What is Kutumb
*If so,let me know...okay? Good
*GHT in NB2 or GHT in some other reality show(name the show): What are they, I dont watch any Hindi serials so dont ask questions
*Wanna see them on KBC3? Read above
*Write 2 3 lines on Hiten and 2 3 on Gauri! Chup
*Want to see Hiten-Gauri in a new show? NO
*If so....which i m sure u want to.....what kinda story do u want?haan baba,love story but what kinda track??lol!! Dont care
*Do u also wanna see them in a movie? NO
*If the movie they were doing was a suspense thriller....what would the suspense be? Get Lost
*If u could put GHT in any show together of Kektas which is going on right now to enter.....which one would it and why?)Man you have patience
Enough of GHT...cant think of anymore!
NEXXTTT!!!!!!!!!!
------->>>>React to the following jodis:
~-~>Anita-Eijaz~ who r they
~-~>Iqbal-(s)Neha~ Great
~-~>Rajeev-Aamna~ who r they
~-~>Raja-Shweta~who r they
~-~>Hussain-Tina~ who r they
------->>>>Now jodis which COULD hve been.....write an adjective or word for them:
~-~>Iqbal-Nehaaa~ Sizzling Hot
~-~>Cezzane-Shweta~ who r they
~-~>Hussain-Juhi~ who r they
~-~>Eijaz-Sanjeeda~ who r they
------->>>>Are there some jodis you like and want that they shud be together?If so,name them!If no jodi,then why nott??LOL!
--------------->RAPID FIRE TIMEE::::::: What was the above them... Slow fire time... MAn Anky, my 10 year old niece is less anoying than you. Do you know that.
----A Big House or a Small House~Mansion
----A Big room or a small room~ Tiny
----Mango tree or apple tree~Banana
----Love or Friendship~ With you , now only annoying
----Sweet or Sour~ Mirchi
----KYPH Forum or Other Shows Forum~ IN
----Hiten or Iqbal~ Hiten any day
----Gauri or Neha~ Neha
----Fruits or Vegetables~ Both
----Dal chawal or Dal makhni naan~ Where is salad
----Kheer or Halwa~ None
----White or Pink~Brown
----Barbie dolls or Archie comics~ Archie any day
----Betty or Veronica~ Bettya
----Snickers or Bounty~None
----Sugar or Salt~ None
----Water or Food~ Water
*Write 5 jokes for me,plz!
Chup read above and laugh your heart out.
#If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? I dont care
# How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire? 'coz you are doing it duh.
# Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour? - Ok change it to whatever u want.
# What's the speed of dark? - Good assignment for you , solve and let me know
# If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working? - who said that
#If you run backwards will you gain weight? - Who cares, try it out and see
#If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends? - so they can play with you.
# What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice? - Bhoot
# Can a blind person feel blue? - Sure
# How can a house burn up when it burns
down? - Magic
# Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed? - Now now now, what is this question Madam
#If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing? - LMAO
# How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates? - LOL
# Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular? - PJ
# If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know? - It will be in MM and Midday along with Iqbals latest news.
# In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same? - Ask the,
# Why does X stand for a kiss? 2 Vs are meeting in between
# Why does O stand for a hug? they encircle
# Why is the alphabet in that order? U tell me
# How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water? - Lmao
# Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting? So u can ask me this ludicrious question
# Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected? - Fine
# When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say? - Im butter
# Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them? - Yes by the great Anky Rani
# Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites? - They attract each other
# If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it? - they are paying me so y u worry
# Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires? - full rebate
# Is it possible to have a civil-war? - why not
# If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2? - #1 is you
# Do tea makers have coffee breaks? - U want a tea break now
# Can fat people go skinny-dipping? - Sure why not
# Why do they announce power shortages
on TV? - So u can be ready to shoot them
# Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime? - LMAO
# Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead? - I dont do that
# How can batteries die? - life is over
# If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be? - 00
# Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? - u call them builts
# Why is abbreviated such a long word? - So you can ask me
# Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? - Human Psycology
# Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? - Not mine
#Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'? - Each person is a unique specimen
# Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? - Who knows and who cares. All I care is how I walk.
#If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked? - Shellless...
#Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - Why not
# Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections? Kill germs first and then the person
*How many IDs do you have? One - Adonis
*Do you know how many Jen,Lara and I have?
Okay,I am ending for now with this last set!(Maybe!)
Out of your friends who is the: BTW, do you know all my friends. Or do you want me to do from common friends we have.
Nicest: Everybody
Meanest: Nobody
Weirdest: Somebody
Most annoying: You currently
Shortest: Everybody (compared to my height)
Cutest:Everybody
Smartest:Somebody
Dumbest:Somebody
Coolest:Everybody
Most pretty:Allbody =))
Emotional:Everybody (all are gals) except Sudhir
Happiest:Somebody
Saddest:Somebody
Oddest:You
Sexiest:You
Pick one:
Apple/banana--- Orange
Orange/tomato---Apple
Pink/purple---Brown
Sky/ground---Inbetween
Up/down---Middle
Left/right---Centre
Straight/gay---Guy
Money/love---Peace
Power/love---Happiness
House/apartment---Mansion
Usa/Canada---India
Cell phone/house phone---Work Phone
Old/young---Middle aged
College/no college---School dropout