Member of the Week : Adonis!! - Page 10

@sheriff: well u will no whose league m in very soon 😆😉....(my jaan 4eva 😛)

@jaan: gabbar 🤣 I love u my gabbar 😊 u rock

Originally posted by: 2005AD

u rule my love 😳 😳 😳

Originally posted by: adonis

Helloji, Kaise ho aap. Thanks 🤗. I am glad you loved the story. Shalini Tai was a last minute addition trust me on this . 🤣Do you think I should ask Ekta for a part time job and ask her to outsource her work to US 😉

Bechara Iqbal, 😭😭, Kya se kya ho gaya ... next time I will make it a happy ending and bring Iqbal and Neha together, many Iq-Neha fans are upset at me. 😕😆😆

Here is a song for you, one of my all time favorites... Richard Marx - Right Here waiting for you 😉. I hope you like it as much as I do, awesome song. 👏👏

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM

i know am really l8 to wish ya(😆) but still........

congratzzz👏🤗👏

hehe sheriff jee,

how are you??

Aap ne bulaya aur hum chale aayein 😳

Congo on becoming the MOTW 👏👏👏.........was busy wid coll so cudn't come online .....lekin now m free

u r Special so a new set 4 u from Jenikki (u ma love my love jaanejaan u ma love)

so here we go.....hope u enjoy them 😉

How did dinky feel when she looked in the mirror 4 the first time??

Wat was Iq thinking on his wedding day??

Wat gift did QK give to IQ when she went 4 their wedding??

How wud u describe Dinky n QK's friendship equation??

Express your love 4 your manager manager is QK

Where would Rishi Zaveri take Nehu 4 their honeymoon??

Wat gift will IQ give to Sneha on their first wedding anniversary??

Wat interesting book do u think IQ took 4 his honeymoon?? 😉

Wat was QK thinking on the plane while going to India??

How did she react after meeting her buddy Sneha??

Wat did she tell IQ??

How did u find Sneha in dat teri mein prem deewani video??

Wat song wud u dedicate to the the following ppl:

IQ

Sneha

Neha

QK

Laru

Jenn

Nikki

Mishy

Jess

Munni di

Areej

Saadu

Thakur

Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

Wat role can I get in Sholay??

Give a msg to our Gabbar

Give a msg to our Thakur

Do u no who is Gabbar's new gf?? (u better guess it rite or else u will get a warning from jaan 😆😉)

okee somefink diff now 😛 post captions 4 the foll pics

enjoy dear Jaan n I will b waiting to read ur replies 😉😳

love,

nikki

Originally posted by: maurader4evr

STATUATORY WARNING : Read at your own risk. No offence to anybody. Thanks 🤗

congoas usual made me laugh throughout the 13 pgs

Hey Shon, Thank you 🤗. Glad I could bring a smile on your beautiful face. 😉. My answers in bold and blue.

okiess...questions....

Shoot 😃

-5 bad and good things about me...dont be vague like in ankus questions

Bad Things

1. When you are troubled and sad, you never talk it out with me, I have to dig out the information from you, which I am pretty good at. That is sad, that indicates you still dont consider me close enuff to be ur confidant.😭
2. You disappear for days together and luckily I can track you down, since I have ur cell #. Imagine becharas like Thakur Saab and Sum2005, they ask me via PM.😕😭
3. You are extremely gorgeous looking and that scares the hell out of me. I need to hire a body guard to make sure no guys come near you. 😡
4. You love Harry Potter more than you love Sheriff Bhai.😡
5. At times when you are angry with me, you just walk away without giving any explanations. ANd me being a guy have to run around you and puslafy you. 😆

Good Things

1. You have a heart of Gold beautiful inside and out. Your parents, brother, your family and I are indeed fortunate to have a darling like you in our lives.🤗
2. You are always there for me, be it day or night. (Inner and outer meaning ... What I mean to say is YOU ARE A GREAT LISTENER.)👍🏼
3. Your principles and mine are almost same. "GIVE RESPECT TAKE RESPECT" and I like that in you. You respect everbody be it a 12 year old kid on forum or a 80 year person on the street as I saw you in Phoenix.👏
4. Extremely loving, affectionate and compassionate personality and that has moved me a lot. (Dont want to share examples with the world).😳
5. You have an awesome brother (that is a great thing) who considers the world of me. As per him, I am one handsome dude who playes basketball extremely well. That is the best compliment I have ever received till now. Give him a huggie (not a diaper) from my side. 😉

-if a genie granted u 3 wishes what will they be?

1. Keep my Jess Shona always smiling and a great long life.🤗
2. Give a lot of peace to all my dear friends and my family members😃
3. Bring Iqbal and Neha together for ever. JK bacchas Neha is happy where she is and I am glad she has found her dream man in Rishi and not Iqbal. I dont want to waste one of my precious wish on Iqbal. 😆Make the world a better place to be.😛

-are online friends just online friends or do you think of them as special as real friends you may see everyday.

I used to consider online friends as just casual friends, but after I flew down to Mesa and met you, everything changed. You mean the world to me Jess and I am glad you reopened my eyes to the reality. Thank you Shon for this. 🤗

-which one of your online friends would you love to meet?

Do you know all my online friends😎... If given a chance I would like to meet all of them at least once in my life time, reason being I have conversed with them be it 5 mins or 5 years and they have touched my life somewhat. And I have indeed learnt a lot from them.😃

-lets say iqbal is really unaware of his other half's doings on the forum.one day he gets to see them 1st hand.write what happens between them afterwards

Here goes my story, I wrote this completely. So credit entirely goes to Sheriff Bhai. Sheriff Bhai rocks... Apna tarif apun hi kar raha hai saala kahi ka 🤣🤣🤣

In my previous story I had mentioned he had saved 5000 Rs. Do you all remember that portion of it. There is his neighbor Shalini Tai a 40 year old neighbor of Iqbal and who is ready to help him out with his problems. Iqbal approaches Shalini Tai and asks her for a loan of 50,000 Rs. He says he is ready to pay of the amount by working as a Chacha at her place, washing Bartans etc. So now Iqbal has Rs. 55,000 . 😊

He gets enrolled in a Computer Institute there and tells them his requirements , he wants to learn all about Internet and he wants a crash course. In one week, our hero is an expert , he is a google search expert guy.😉

One fine day when he is searching for his name he comes across India Forums website and he is thrilled he has so many fans. He is so enthralled in that , he reads all the posts about him and Neha. Suddenly he observes there is one lady Dinky21 who is always condemning Neha and bringing her down and ready to shoot her. He also figures Dinky21 is appreciating about his looks and a member called QK is after his underwears. He calls up Neha and gets Kinnary's #. We all know Kinnary is an expert in computers and she has a fair idea of what is going on in IF. Am i right😉. She feeds him all the inner details of Dinky21 and QK over Yahoo IM. 😳

Iqbal Khan is now furious and is boiling mad, rushes to his house. He drags his other half by her hair and asks her to tell seeda what is happening. The lady who is being dragged has never seen Iqbals avatar, is frightened and starts wetting her pants immediately and rattles away. A one sided WWF takes place and Iqbal Khan emerges as the winner. 👍🏼🥳

After the fight, Iqbal Khan to calm down his anger goes to the near by park and calls Neha Bamb. She is the only person who can understand him. She cancels her Maayka shooting and comes running to him. Meanwhile Shalini Tai is doing brisk walking in the park in the hope of losing weight. She needs to impress her new Chachu remember. She sees Neha and Iqbal together and becomes jealous. Iqbal then consoles Shalini Tai that Neha is his good friend and she is getting married in December. He also tells Shalini Tai, he is going to find a lawyer and file for immediate seperation nad later divorce. He thanks Shalini Tai for the money and tells her without that money and computer training, his eyes would still have been closed and he would have rotted away to glory.😛

Thank God for small mercies, Iqbal is now out of the lurch and is a free man and now after 5 years he has immigrated to USA as a Software Engineer and is working in New Jersey. He is a happily married man, his wife is Neha Bamb and they now have a 2 year daughter named Diya.😃

Moral of this story : Dont trust all ladies.😡

-what will happen the next time sheriff and jess meet

This time Sheriff will make sure he will kidnap Jess and take her to Grand Canyon white water rafting. I have not seen Grand Canyon as of yet, so I would like you to accompany me. Bring my fan along this time, your brother. 😃

-3 online friends that u Have to talk to everyday

Jess, Sarah and Kenny my hunny.🤣

-would u rather be jai walia or angad?

Jai Walia - That man with 10 strands of hair which is grey and is like a Teddy Bear and he is a 50 year old man and has married a 19 year old kiddo. No way Come on Jess, gimme a break.😕

Angad - Character created by Ekta is very good, but since Iqbal Khan played that role , I am somehow averse to this character as well. I will pass this role. I will be a good spectator in both these cases.😃

-your dream girl...

My Dream Girl - Should be gorgeous looking, extremely well mannered, well educated , comes from a good family background , behaves like a lady in public, respects young and old alike, humans and animals alike, there should not be an iota of cruelty in her. Should know salsa dance, that is my latest craze BTW. All the above qualities I see you in Jess 😉🤣

- Dallas Mavericks or Phoenix Suns

Of course Dallas Mavericks. Go Mavericks 🥳

-Vince Carter,Kobe Bryant or Steve Nash

Kobe Bryant of LA Lakers any day. He rocks.🥳

-if you had to pick sum1 from the forums to go out on a date with,who would u pick and why.

I would love to go out with you yet again on a date, so I can drown myself in your beautiful black and mesmerizing eyes. And I can pain you easily. I would say some naughty things to you, where you will start blushing and look at me cutely from the corner of your eyes (Sheriff ...STOP... That is enough... I get your point now.😡)

-Micheal Jackson or Iqbal Khan

Man this question is a riot question. You are hilarious, mixing with me has only got you barbadi I tell you Jess. BTW, you left Iqbals friend Subhash Jha .🤣

I will go with Michael Jackson. LMAO. Reasons being, he only plays with teenagers guys and I am a BIG BOY now in my twenties, I dont think he will hurt me. I am also bigger than him, I can easily handle that. WIth Michael Jackson around, I dont have to make any conversations, he can sing BEAT IT umpteen times and I will be listening away. Infact some of his music videos rock and he is a man of millions and I will ask him to take me to the NEVERLAND . His dance moves are WOW... 👏👏

I did not choose Iqbal Khan, reason he already has Subhash Jha. LMAO. He is a boring man does not know how to start a conversation or carry on a decent conversation. He and I are definately a class apart. He talks of Underwears and I talk of Underwires. So there is indeed an ocean of difference between me and Iqbal. Our wave lengths never match.😕

more later maybe when can think of them.

Sure take your time. Till then hear Michael Jackson music videos. Pretty interesting, after seeing this even you will choose Michael Jackson over Iqbal Khan. LMAO.🤣🤣

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWLKQMN34Y - Michael Jackson - BAD

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qtmHU2r-EkU&mode=related&a mp;a mp;a mp;search= - Michael Jackson - Beat It.

Jess

Originally posted by: adonis

sheriff jee u just rocked 😃........too good.........👏👏

awesome replies.....😉 aww ur story is too good iq neha married n they also have a daughter.....coool 😉